.: Randomness :. - Page 397

Draconysius · 07-12-2006, 06:12 AM

With great power comes great responsibility... and greed. People with insecurities and towering egos become tempted to totalitarianize everything into a communist-like order where anyone that disagrees with the administration is killed (in this case, banned). There's very little (if anything at all) that anyone can legally do to stop this corruption. It's sickening and, at times, frightening. I miss you, freedom.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 07-12-2006, 07:02 AM

But you are free.
You can stop coming here.
You are also free to open another site to concur with this one, where all the old team could meet again. *wink wink*

angel011 · 07-12-2006, 07:10 AM

Copy-pasted from the FAQ:

Can I create a lame and unpopular attempted knockoff of Gothic.net and complain about Gothic.net and spam this forum for people to come join my Yahoo Group or Geocities site or even a site on an actual domain?
No. You will be banned if you do this.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 07-12-2006, 07:25 AM

Oh.
But if someone does it, he can send emails, can't he?
Or something like that.
Anyway, don't look at me that way, I'm not doing it.
Stop staring at me!
*runs away with wild pinapples following her*

cradle · 07-12-2006, 07:51 AM

*Comes to the rescue with a samurai sword and slices the pinnaples and eats them*

angel011 · 07-12-2006, 08:33 AM

Can we share the pinnaples?

Moonie · 07-12-2006, 08:35 AM

only if we can have them on pizza

critterkhan · 07-12-2006, 08:35 AM

I just got in trouble at work today for attendance, and you know what they gave me... a paid day off to think about my career there!! What kind of punishment is that?! I think it's hilarious! I hate my job and don't want to be there, so they give me a day off!! But now I'm on super secret double probation, one fuck up and I'm gone. I don't want to sound like a shitty employee (because I'm really not; most of my trouble has been situational or just plain stupid), but I'm so sick of the place that I don't really care if I lose the job. I'm at the lowest paid factory in my area... and with my job history and longevity at this company (7 years), I can get a job just about anywhere.
Anyway, I'm gonna have some fun tonight and get paid for it!!

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 07-12-2006, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angel011

Can we share the pinnaples?

Don't eat them, they're evil!
They are always watching you, staring and never blinking...
Pinapples are spawns of the Evil.

Beowulf · 07-12-2006, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis

Don't eat them, they're evil!
They are always watching you, staring and never blinking...
Pinapples are spawns of the Evil.

Why are Pineapples evil ?

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 07-12-2006, 10:38 AM

Because of their Eeeeeyes. They are watching you, always watching you. The great eye like a huge wheel of fire, Sam.
*cough cough*
Sorry.
So, I was saying, Pineapples are evil also because:
They keep on giving you little mouth ulcer, but in reality it's only an eye, so they can spy on you from the inside as well.
And if you're not careful enough, you will turn into one.

I've seen it once, and it's not a pretty sight, I swear.

Beowulf · 07-12-2006, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis

Because of their Eeeeeyes. They are watching you, always watching you. The great eye like a huge wheel of fire, Sam.
*cough cough*
Sorry.
So, I was saying, Pineapples are evil also because:
They keep on giving you little mouth ulcer, but in reality it's only an eye, so they can spy on you from the inside as well.
And if you're not careful enough, you will turn into one.

I've seen it once, and it's not a pretty sight, I swear.

Lady Victoria Pareesis, I send you on a quest to destroy all pineapples, and stop their evil plans of eternal ulceration !!!.

Ride 2 moons north, unto ye olde supermarket and fulfil your destiny !!!

Saya · 07-12-2006, 10:59 AM

I've decided that if I ever kill someone, it will be with a pineapple. That way I can destroy the evidence...by eating it! Also it would give some credibility to the Monty Python skit "How to defend yourself agaisnt fresh fruit".

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 07-12-2006, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beowulf

Lady Victoria Pareesis, I send you on a quest to destroy all pineapples, and stop their evil plans of eternal ulceration !!!.

Ride 2 moons north, unto ye olde supermarket and fulfil your destiny !!!

I will!
Wait, what shall I ride?
Do you think I should take my heels shoes? What am I supposed to wear?
Is it okay to go by train?

Beowulf · 07-12-2006, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis

I will!
Wait, what shall I ride?
Do you think I should take my heels shoes? What am I supposed to wear?
Is it okay to go by train?

A suit of medieval armour (helmet has a green plume of pineapple leaves), the enchanted pineapple slaying machine of Qualcast (watch `Braindead` on the correct offensive use of a lawnmower , not just for cutting grass), and a jet pack (train could be delayed by the wrong kind of microbes on the track, if your in England) to get there quickly !!!

Moonie · 07-12-2006, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saya

I've decided that if I ever kill someone, it will be with a pineapple. That way I can destroy the evidence...by eating it! Also it would give some credibility to the Monty Python skit "How to defend yourself agaisnt fresh fruit".

that was a brillant skit.

Beowulf · 07-12-2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonie

that was a brillant skit.

Absolutely, but they did`nt cover killer Pineapples !!!

Magpie_Tendencies · 07-12-2006, 11:55 PM

To those who were wondering about why some banned members posts are there and some are not:

When a member is banned, they can no longer post. Their posts stay up for all to see unless individual posts are manually removed or the members is placed on "invisible".

This means that Xnguela's 9000+ posts are no longer visible but EPS, who has been banned by IP, still has all her posts visible. Santarea's posts are gone because she was placed in "time out".

I don't know how it is decided who is "invisible" and who is not, but that does explain why we can still see some posts.

happy_dude · 07-13-2006, 01:13 AM

So that's how it works, but now I don't really care.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 07-13-2006, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beowulf

Absolutely, but they did`nt cover killer Pineapples !!!

Yeah, because only a few people know about the Killer Pineapple, they have strong propaganda going on.
I should watch it again, never know, it could be helpfull. They may have evil minions (Bananas of Death, Jumping Mangos, Pomelos of Doom...)

So, I'll take the jet pack, but what if I arrive there early?
Do I have to come precisely at the Full Moon, or have I too month to get there before the messenger dies?
I know, I ask too much questions, but I want to do this Quest properly.

ViciousMistressBee · 07-13-2006, 08:08 AM

this site has gone to hell, for the year or so i was a frequent and avid member is was home, it was safe and i made partners in life, now there is nothing but silly little children and game-playing.

prahaps i should opt to leave for good this time?

where did all the elders go?

mortalitas incomitatus

Beowulf · 07-13-2006, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis

Yeah, because only a few people know about the Killer Pineapple, they have strong propaganda going on.
I should watch it again, never know, it could be helpfull. They may have evil minions (Bananas of Death, Jumping Mangos, Pomelos of Doom...)

So, I'll take the jet pack, but what if I arrive there early?
Do I have to come precisely at the Full Moon, or have I too month to get there before the messenger dies?
I know, I ask too much questions, but I want to do this Quest properly.

Yes, they do come out at full moon, on the strike of midnight, they arise and plot evil, with their minions in evil, (Bananas of Death, Jumping Mangos, Pomelos of Doom...), who are lead by the `Satanic Satsumas` who are invoked at the witching hour by the Killer Pineapples.

You must leave on the morrow in great haste before the messenger is bitten and is under their curse to become a Killer Pineapple !!!.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 07-14-2006, 12:26 PM

*Jumps on broomstick with a horse head*
If by my life or ugly transformation in evil fresh fruit I can protect the world, I will!
*takes sword out*
For the Shiiiiiiire!!!
*goes away, followed by her faithful Werefern who is making the clop-clop noise with coconuts*

Beowulf · 07-14-2006, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis

*Jumps on broomstick with a horse head*
If by my life or ugly transformation in evil fresh fruit I can protect the world, I will!
*takes sword out*
For the Shiiiiiiire!!!
*goes away, followed by her faithful Werefern who is making the clop-clop noise with coconuts*

That is so cool, Monty Python mode, I like it !!!.

Will you say Ni, to the killer pineapples?, that is the word they fear, perhaps `it` is the word they cannot hear. !!!

Find out tommorow if Lady Victoria Pareesis, vanquishes the `Killer Pineapples` from our kingdom, and destroys them...

Tune in tommorrow !!!

TheKorovaMilkbar · 07-14-2006, 10:02 PM

Wise, Oubliette, Mortalitus, Vicious(Mortalitus), Angel, and any others aquaintances I may have forgotten to name....

I haven't forgotten about you all. I'm not coming back, but I think you deserve to know that you guys are part of what made the old Gnet a great place to be...

Oubliette. If you'd like, I'm still in contact with Pits. If you'd like to contact him, I think it's possible.