Rant Thread II - Page 50

Starke von Oben · 09-11-2009, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

So this is the reason why most guys are considered assholes...

Most men are considered 'assholes' because they find you unattractive?

How self absorbed.

vindicatedxjin · 09-11-2009, 11:43 AM

I wasn't referring to me being attractive or not...I was referring to the "giving head". Like seriously are you guys really that disgusting?

Duane · 09-11-2009, 11:44 AM

I prefer the term pervy...

vindicatedxjin · 09-11-2009, 11:45 AM

...I prefer the term disgusting.

Starke von Oben · 09-11-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

I wasn't referring to me being attractive or not...I was referring to the "giving head". Like seriously are you guys really that disgusting?

All men are. But since your fat arms act as a radioactive suit against all men, I guess you'll never know.

Would you like another scoop of vanilla?

Duane · 09-11-2009, 11:48 AM

This is why people don't like you, Jin.

vindicatedxjin · 09-11-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Duane

This is why people don't like you, Jin.

Because I defend myself and opinions? If people don't like me for that reason then so be it. But I must add... that the way I see things are like this.... The only people on this forum who don't like me are...the trinity girls aka. Ophelia, Pineapple, and Solumina. Then there's the Trolls, and you Duane, and that guy with the kid problems. And the reasons for you guys not liking me are because... I'm ignorant and don't know how to spell ( even thought there are countless people who have worse grammer than I do on this damn thing.) I'm apparently egotistic, I'm fat, and countless other things that are of no importance and mostly false.

Starke von Oben · 09-11-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

I'm ignorant

Can't argue with that.

Jonathan · 09-11-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

I wasn't referring to me being attractive or not...I was referring to the "giving head". Like seriously are you guys really that disgusting?

If you are not a rather repressed chicky, then you certainly play the part well on the forums.

If you want to live in a world where people don't do things simply because they feel awesome, that is ok, but you are very much removed from reality. Naivete can be cute in small doses, but seriously your attitude seems to be borderline "boys have cooties".

Just because some people do not have a need to build up an artificial construction of feigned emotional connection to justify their sex drives to themselves doesn't make them "icky".

Duane · 09-11-2009, 12:08 PM

The reason why I don't like you is that you have a horrible attitude.

vindicatedxjin · 09-11-2009, 12:11 PM

I don't think boys have cooties...I was referring to the rude, sexist comment thrown at me personally. The majority of my friends are guys and none of them are disrespectful and so freaking ungentleman like. I don't care if a guy talks about boobies and cootchies...but as soon as someone insinuates that I'm a slut I will be pissed off and I believe that I have every right to be.

vindicatedxjin · 09-11-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Duane

The reason why I don't like you is that you have a horrible attitude.

I quite disagree...I've tried to be nice to you & everyone else and you and them have only been ass holes in return. I'm nice up until a certain point in every aspect of life... I will respect those who respect me in return. If I don't get that respect then you will get none from me. Duane you truly are just like everyone else....

Starke von Oben · 09-11-2009, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

I don't think boys have cooties...I was referring to the rude, sexist comment thrown at me personally. The majority of my friends are guys and none of them are disrespectful and so freaking ungentleman like. I don't care if a guy talks about boobies and cootchies...but as soon as someone insinuates that I'm a slut I will be pissed off and I believe that I have every right to be.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, vindicatedxjin. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, vindicatedxjin called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says harder.? V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

Duane · 09-11-2009, 12:21 PM

I also think that thread you posted was quite bitchy.

vindicatedxjin · 09-11-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Starke von Oben

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, vindicatedxjin. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, vindicatedxjin called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says harder.? V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

Very humorous....

vindicatedxjin · 09-11-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Duane

I also think that thread you posted was quite bitchy.

Well I think you're an ass hole Duane.

Duane · 09-11-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

Well I think you're an ass hole Duane.

I can be, but in general, I'm nice. I just don't like you.

vindicatedxjin · 09-11-2009, 12:28 PM

Well I don't like you either.

JCC · 09-11-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

I don't think boys have cooties...I was referring to the rude, sexist comment thrown at me personally. The majority of my friends are guys and none of them are disrespectful and so freaking ungentleman like. I don't care if a guy talks about boobies and cootchies...but as soon as someone insinuates that I'm a slut I will be pissed off and I believe that I have every right to be.

Can you make sandwiches and suck a dick at the same time?