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07-13-2007, 11:11 PM
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There are huge free galleries if you know where to look. 
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07-13-2007, 11:12 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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lol galleries are so bland
You need video =O
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07-13-2007, 11:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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I have dial up so videos are a no-go for me.
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07-13-2007, 11:15 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Ahhhh, yes that will explain it.
lol pictures just don't do it for me =P I need more >_> ... <_<
muahaha
I sound dirty =\
I'm a good kid, really ^.^
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07-13-2007, 11:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Some porn movies are YAK!
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07-13-2007, 11:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Hahaha. Well, I guess I can't talk because I have a girlfriend meaning I don't even need porn. Does that stop me, though? Nah. I'm a filthy addict.
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07-13-2007, 11:17 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Yak???? xD;;;;
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To the somethingness
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Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
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Through human beings
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I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-13-2007, 11:18 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Originally Posted by Haunted House
Hahaha. Well, I guess I can't talk because I have a girlfriend meaning I don't even need porn. Does that stop me, though? Nah. I'm a filthy addict.
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lol yeah, no, I have a boyfriend lol
doesn't stop me! Never has! XD;
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To the somethingness
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Like Homer's wild boar
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"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-13-2007, 11:20 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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No but some porn movies are just fucking WEIRD
like this one about a babysitter who got ***** by the tooth fairy. Mind you the tooth fairy was some guy in a cheep Scream costume XD lmao, to protect herself she started thugging on his dick right? she's like "TAKE THAT!" and he started screaming, then she was like "YEAH! HAHA! OH... Oh... ooooooooh... oh yeah" and starts jacking him off "I like monster cock"
Yeah...
I was like... "fuck... that just killed it."
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Like Homer's wild boar
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07-13-2007, 11:25 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I have to see this now.
Also, yeah. My girlfriend knows I look at porn. She looks at porn, too. Sometimes we watch weirdo porn together.
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07-13-2007, 11:29 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Yeah, we're like that too >_> I don't see what's wrong with it... porn is hawt
and yeah, I've seen some pretty messed up things... omg like this one video what the FUCK
OK so this girl goes to this families house to babysit right? Everyone in the house is whearing these weird black masks/clothes [they almost look like the K.K.K except black] and so they invite her to the dinner table, and their whole family is there [whearing those weird black masks things] and they are eating fried chicken. The babysitter says "So who am I babysitting?" and they say "Junior" some grown up man [with a mask] comes in but he is crazy, starts crawling and jumping around the room, he grabs the fried chicken and starts shoving it in his mouth [so fucking gross] and they say "he's a bit hyper" and leave. Then she puts him to bed by reading him a story... and she wakes up in a glass box and the whole family is fucking her.
-shrug- I couldn't get hornly for 3 days
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To the somethingness
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Like Homer's wild boar
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"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-13-2007, 11:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I couldn't bring myself to watch porn with a girlfriend. It would be far too depressing.
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07-13-2007, 11:39 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Why would it be depressing? =\
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Like Homer's wild boar
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"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-13-2007, 11:43 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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[Plays video]
Oh, my, look at him, darling. Yes, he DOES have a rather large penis, doesn't he? I guess, yeah, he is fairly attractive. Oh dear, look at them go. I bet you wish I could do that, don't you? Woah, there she goes. Now you REALLY wish I could do that, don't you? Well, I wouldn't mind if you could do THAT. Well, that's enough, let's go and disappoint each other again, shall we?"
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07-13-2007, 11:46 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Awwww it's not like that at all =P
First of all guys on porn are usually hella ugly... and their penises are always like really fat and bendy... like not hard... xD;
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Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
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I offer this suffering of my father
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07-13-2007, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Yeah, it still kind of doesn't help a dudes self esteem. At least mine, anywho...
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07-13-2007, 11:49 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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awwww I'm sure you're fine =]
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
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I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-13-2007, 11:59 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Well, my being crap would explain a lot of things...
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07-14-2007, 12:37 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Why don't you two just get each other's emails?
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07-14-2007, 02:11 AM
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Because that would entail me giving it out.
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07-14-2007, 06:38 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
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this is so rude but so funny
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07-14-2007, 09:06 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Canadia
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You should message each other over MySpace
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Holding you tied, holding you tied... and I feel so happy.
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07-14-2007, 11:19 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
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I am a complete advocate for the pr0n. I love it. I watch a lot of weirdo porn because it's funny. Some hot lady porn is always nice too though.
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07-15-2007, 01:25 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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What exactly can be classified as weirdo pr0n?
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07-15-2007, 01:58 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Tentacles, maybe? Grannies pissing on sheep?
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