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09-14-2009, 03:00 PM
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#176
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 327
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Ichi the Tampon (Ichi the Killer)
House of 1000 Tampons
Iron Tampon (Man)
Meet the Tampons (Feebles)
Rock `n`Tampon (Rolla)
Evil Tampon 2: Red by Dawn (Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn)
You Don`t Mess With The Tampon (Zohan)
Tampon from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood) I thought I read all the tampon posts, didn`t see this one. So obvious too. Plus I`m lazy and I didn`t have to change the title that much.
Tampon Express (Pineapple Express)
Kentucky Fried Tampon (Movie)
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Tampons
Futurama: Beast with a Billion Tampons
Battle Tampon (Royale)
A Tampon Red (A Clockwork Orange) probably doesn`t count
Tampon Runner: Remastered Directors Bleed (Blade Runner Directors cut)
Ghost in the Tampon (Shell)
Tamponlibrium (Equilibrium)
Bring out the Tampons (Dead)
Tampon Proof (Death Proof)
Tampon 911! Down Under (Reno 911! Miami)
Repo! The Tampon Opera (Repo! The Genetic Opera)
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09-14-2009, 03:03 PM
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#177
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Somewhere you'll never reach...
Posts: 491
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Yea someone resurrected this thread-it's hilarious!
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10-25-2009, 07:31 PM
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#178
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 327
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And they ressurected it again!
Bring me the clamps!
Throw the switch!!
Alive!! It's Alive!!
Soylent Tampon.
Can`t think of any more right now. V_V
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10-25-2009, 08:51 PM
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#179
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I prefer B-movie titles, for those light flow days:
Cannibal Tampons in the Avacado Jungle of Doom
Sorority Tampons in the Slime-Ball Bowlerama
Invasion of the Bee Tampons
Repo-Tampon
Santa Clause Conquers the Tampons
The Million Tampons of Su-Maru
The Robot vs. the Aztec Tampon
Godzilla vs. the Sea Tampon
The Amazing Colossal Tampon
The Day the Tampon Froze
When Tampons Collide
Tampon with a Whip
The Tampon of Yucca Flats
... and though I've not run out of titles, I did run out of enthusiasm for the project, so ...
that is all.
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10-25-2009, 09:12 PM
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#180
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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The Fearless Tampon Killers (The Fearless Vampire Killers)
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Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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10-26-2009, 12:25 AM
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#181
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 664
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The thing with b-movie titles is that they are already hilarious, without the tampon!
So, I'll go for the more 'serious' films:
Breaking the tampons
Tamponspotting
Tampon suicides
High tampons
Edward Tamponhands
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10-26-2009, 07:24 AM
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#182
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skoteinh
The thing with b-movie titles is that they are already hilarious, without the tampon!
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Starting with funnier material makes the end result funnier. Proof: every title in my list is funnier than any in your list. Further proof:
The Incredibly Strange Tampons Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-26-2009, 07:27 AM
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#183
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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Surf Tampons Must Die
Redneck Tampons
Chopper Chicks in Tampon Town.
That's all I've got.
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10-26-2009, 07:30 AM
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#184
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Electric Tampon (Electric Wizard)
Municipal Tampon (Municipal Waste)
Burn This Racist Tampon Down (Burn This Racist System Down by Destroy)
Tampon Magnet (Stone Magnet by Electric Wizard)
Avalanche Tampon Song (Avalanche Master Song by Godflesh)
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10-26-2009, 07:41 AM
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#185
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Ooooooohhh!!!
From the Mixed-Up Tampons of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-26-2009, 08:30 AM
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#186
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 664
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
The Incredibly Strange Tampons Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
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skoteinh is owned.
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10-26-2009, 08:31 AM
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#187
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 664
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Starting with funnier material makes the end result funnier.
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On the other hand, I think Edward Tamponhands is quite funny, actually.
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10-26-2009, 08:45 AM
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#188
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 323
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Monty Python and the Holy Tampon
Fear and Tampons in Las Vegas
Memoirs of a Tampon
Interview with a Tampon
Tampon Express
Harold and Kumar: Escape from Tampon Bay
Don't know if any of these have been done, didn't read the whole thread.
Also, I've thought "tampon" so much that now it sounds all strange. Tampon tampon tampon tampon.
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10-26-2009, 10:23 AM
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#189
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skoteinh
On the other hand, I think Edward Tamponhands is quite funny, actually.
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Agreed.
The Good, the Bad and the Tampon
Something Tampon This Way Comes
The Ghost in the Invisible Tampon
Manos, the Hands of Tampon
Tampon Pfink a Boo Boo
Fat Tampon Goes Nutzoid
I Dismember Tampon
Tampon Got Fingered
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Tampons, Julie Newmar
Our Vines Have Tender Tampons
Breakin' 2: Electric Tampon
Chopper Chicks in Tampon Town
Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Tampon
Fertilize the Blaspheming Tampon
Bloodsucking Tampons in Pitsburg
Actually, once in a while a title defies improvement. I don't think replacing any word in this film's title with the word "tampon" makes it any funnier than it already is:
Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
PS. for bonus points ... merkin is an old, Olde English word that means a fake hairpiece for the genital area. You have to have a very big, very thourough dictionary to find it!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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