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03-10-2006, 01:45 PM
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#126
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Angel, that was just Baaaaaaaaaaaaad!
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03-10-2006, 01:51 PM
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#127
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
Posts: 870
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And then the bed had both the little lamb and Leroy.
And all the little farm animals were jealous.
And all the little farm animals were jealous.
And all the little farm animals were jealous.
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My mother birthed me far too soon,
born at nine and dead by noon.
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03-10-2006, 01:54 PM
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#128
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
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Like on a bail of hay! Hay is for horses...and Leroy...and Little Lamb.
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My mother birthed me far too soon,
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03-10-2006, 01:55 PM
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#129
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
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GAWD! Great minds think alike. What can I say?
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My mother birthed me far too soon,
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03-10-2006, 01:58 PM
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#130
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
Posts: 870
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Ooooooooh là là!
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My mother birthed me far too soon,
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03-10-2006, 02:12 PM
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#131
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Shoudn't we worry about whether Leroy herd the little lamb's feelings?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-10-2006, 02:25 PM
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#132
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
Posts: 870
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Because animal cruelty is only if the animal has visible marks of abuse.
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My mother birthed me far too soon,
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03-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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#133
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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They might have been able to make "Animal Cruelty" charges stick had the deputies caught him in the act.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-10-2006, 02:38 PM
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#134
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I'm not saying it's okay. I'm pretty sure the law isn't saying it's okay. And Mr. Gerbil over here isn't saying it's okay, either.
I think that there's just a point where the DA has to decide if there's enough money in the budger for DNA testing and a r*pe kit for a lamb. And I think they probably won't press for animal cruelty unless something unusual happens. Like the guy keeps insisting he's innocent and all he was doing was trespassing. He keeps that shit up, and I bet they go after him.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-10-2006 at 02:39 PM.
Reason: can't spell for sheep
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03-10-2006, 02:53 PM
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#135
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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I opened my fridge and there was a pair of toe nail clippers in it...
wtf?
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--Geisha
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03-10-2006, 06:09 PM
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#136
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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i went to work today and another nurse gave me a nip of jim beam to bring home... wtf?
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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03-10-2006, 07:19 PM
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#137
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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I woke up in my English class one day and everyone's left school already because the bell rang and school was over.
What the fuck?
I miss Rubedo.
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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03-10-2006, 08:19 PM
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#138
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I was missing Demonista_Ravenesque, partly because I like saying Demonista ... but mostly because she calls me Benny!
wtf?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-10-2006, 10:16 PM
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#139
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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*waves* Hello Benny 
Your avatar....
wtf?
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03-10-2006, 10:27 PM
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#140
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Columbus,Ohio
Posts: 404
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Demonista_Ravenesque is so cute like whoa.. 
Why? wtf
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03-10-2006, 10:29 PM
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#141
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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WTF?!?!
That be an old picture.
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03-10-2006, 11:04 PM
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#142
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 142
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One night I was at work (when I worked as a bartender) and a scruffy crackhead staggered in and asked if I wanted to buy half a bag of dope and a crack rock at a discount price of $15.
Another time at the bar, during the dreaded day shift, one of my regular old drunk ladies shuffled in, pushing her laundry cart and coughing disgustingly, and she had one 65-year-old titty hanging out of a huge hole in her T-shirt! Gross! WTF!
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03-11-2006, 11:49 AM
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#143
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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WARNING - SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH:
(from the www.thisistrue.com weekly email)
Mike Hartnett, 36, of Omaha, Neb., had found a firework shell in his son's closet. He pulled it out to get rid of it when a hot ash fell from his cigarette and ignited the fuse. He told his son to run, but didn't drop the device. It exploded, blowing out the window and shredding his hands. "Some of my fingers were off, some were still hanging," Harnett said. Doctors considered removing both hands entirely, but a plastic surgeon managed to save two fingers on each hand. "He saved me," Hartnett said, and "gave me a fighting chance." And the lesson he learned? "I'd tell people to soak [fireworks] in water and get rid of them as fast as you can." (Omaha World-Herald)
THAT'S THE LESSON HE LEARNED?!? WTF?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-11-2006, 04:23 PM
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#144
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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I was brushing my hair the other day & I had some of it resting on my arm while I brushed the other side. I wasn't really paying much attention, but then it started moving on it's own accord. Then I realised it was a spider. It really scared me, as I had no idea where it came from.
Oh & the other day a dishwasher tablet fell out from the sky & hit me on the head. I really can't be too sure how that happened as I was in the middle of a field.
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03-11-2006, 05:12 PM
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#145
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 503
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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
I was brushing my hair the other day & I had some of it resting on my arm while I brushed the other side. I wasn't really paying much attention, but then it started moving on it's own accord. Then I realised it was a spider. It really scared me, as I had no idea where it came from.
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Aaarrrgggghhhh!!!!!!
Little spiders I can deal with; they're actually pretty cute. Big spiders are bad. Spiders of any size in your hair is just unbelievably... there are no words for it! *shudders violently*
A month or so ago I was at work on a Saturday night and a guy staggered drunkenly into the restaurant. I was on my own behind the bar at that moment so he came up to me and slurred "I'll 'ave a three course meal!" He ended up sat in the smoking section while we tried to decide whether or not to ask him to leave. One of the other waitresses went to take his order before I could stop her (I was waving frantically to her but she was off in a world of her own) and he asked for a prawn cocktail. We're an Italian restaurant... 
When she told him that we didn't serve prawn cocktail, he gave the menu back to her and said "don't want anything then" and proceeded to sit there staring blankly at nearby customers for several minutes before getting up and wandering randomly out of the restaurant. WTF?! Drunk people suck...
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"Life is like a chronic illness, and finding something interesting to do is a kind of long-term cure."
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03-12-2006, 11:25 AM
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#146
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by Deviant Kitten
WTF?! Drunk people suck...
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Yeah, but only when they're DRUNK!
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03-13-2006, 02:17 AM
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#147
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 503
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Yeah, but only when they're DRUNK!
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I can suck perfectly well without the aid of alcohol thank you very much!
Huh? WTF? 0.O
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03-13-2006, 10:19 AM
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#148
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Originally Posted by Deviant Kitten
I can suck perfectly well without the aid of alcohol thank you very much!
Huh? WTF? 0.O
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No, everyone sucks more when they're drunk. Maybe even better.
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03-13-2006, 11:04 AM
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#149
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Dubai
Posts: 266
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Sometimes they don't know what they're doing, they're waaay too intoxicated, and they could bite!
Ouch, no guy wants that now do they ?!!
Okay, I'm going to have to stop thinking about that.
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03-13-2006, 11:08 AM
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#150
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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A little teeth never hurt anybody.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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