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06-27-2010, 04:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Help!
I had the weirdest dream yesterday and now I feel like I love my neighbor.
Am I Jesus Christ?
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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06-27-2010, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: victoria british columbia
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do you have holes in your hand or are you bleeding from your rib,
cue music: conversations about the holes in your hands, whats that moving in the basement what's that lying in the street.....a kiss on my hand...."
..don't develop a god complex
it will only end in crucifiction
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06-27-2010, 05:51 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Are you sure you don't think you're Mr. Rogers?
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06-27-2010, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Have you recently drinked any beverages that turned red and bitter?
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06-27-2010, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 26
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My 8-ball says yes. But it's not magic or anything. Maybe you are just attracted to them. If you describe the dream I would love to give my real best insite.
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06-28-2010, 08:00 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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My best insight is that we should all worship Alan.
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06-28-2010, 08:01 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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No, but you may be a Christian. =)
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"Follow your bliss..."
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06-28-2010, 08:12 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Antigo, WI [feel free to say 'where???' lol]
Posts: 156
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umm... exactly.
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06-28-2010, 08:39 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Alan, from personal experience, you might be coming down with the flu.
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rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
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06-28-2010, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Jin, I hadn't seen a possible way you could post in this post and recover from it, but you just won big.
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06-28-2010, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I know that the average new thread around here has been getting dumber and dumber of late, but now even the parody threads are starting to seem weak.
*sigh*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-28-2010, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: The Wall...
Posts: 269
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IT'S A FREAKING CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!1!!! THEY PUT IT IN THE WATER, MAN, I'VE SEEN IT!!!!!tHE RADIO TOWERS THAT NO LONGER TRANSMIT TELEVISION STILL USE ULTRA-FFREQUENCIES TO affect thE brain, and the water makes us all the more susceptible to it! Now the reason you love your neighbor is that you haven't been wearing your crushed Aluminum helmet to refract the waves, and the drugs in the tap water are slowing down your insatiable cynicism and bitterness!!! You may even feel as if... you ENJOY LIFE!!!!!!! run away, run away.......
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06-28-2010, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Alan, have you seen flashes of light? Experiencing sensations of "weirdness"?
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06-28-2010, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 26
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User Angelic Dissonance is no longer with us.... I will morn him. He died rambling about tin hats. He must have went crazy. We should probly ignore his posts 
The government hopes you have a nice day
There will be cake
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06-28-2010, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: The Wall...
Posts: 269
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^^^^^
Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-28-2010, 01:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Yay for cake!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-28-2010, 03:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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I made a cake today, it is cooling at the moment but I'm rather eager to have a bite.
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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06-28-2010, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 26
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Solumina, why don't we try a little experiment while we wait? There will be cake at the end.
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06-28-2010, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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What kind of experiment? Also I have cake now so there will be cake both before and after the experiment.
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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06-28-2010, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 26
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Let's just say you get a REALLY neat gun.
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06-28-2010, 08:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Oh sweet I just love playing with guns!
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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06-28-2010, 10:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Ewwww ... what is that? ... Oh, I know.
I smell sarcasm
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-29-2010, 06:40 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Antigo, WI [feel free to say 'where???' lol]
Posts: 156
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someone mention guns?
(screw the cake!!)
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06-29-2010, 07:02 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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The cake is a lie...
The cake is a lie...
The cake is a lie...
The cake is a lie...
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06-29-2010, 07:21 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Antigo, WI [feel free to say 'where???' lol]
Posts: 156
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maybe so but... what about the guns?
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