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Old 05-19-2011, 06:58 PM   #401
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^^^ This has nothing to do with Lesbians.. I wish I could down-vote it.
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:15 PM   #402
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I am saddened by the lesbos that use the message of salvation for such things. I only wish that people would accept the message of salvation
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Old 05-20-2011, 10:46 AM   #403
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Hey, it's okay to be Takei!

I hope the lesbos take a moment to pray for the jesus freaks. Oh, wait ... that won't work ... there's no one to pray to.

Oh well, I guess they'll just have to make out some more and find heaven on earth to spite you! LOL!
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:31 AM   #404
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Lesbians are awesome! We used to have the most awesome gay club out here. Every one was so friendly and nice, the music was good and the general atmosphere was light and fun.

Church was always full of unhappy people with the same imaginary friend. The music was... less than sterling. To top it off, no friendly gay people.

To sum up... gay bar > church.
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I used to love listening to a gay radio station - they always played the most uplifting music and were always so positive about everything...
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I'm so Takei!
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Old 05-22-2011, 06:30 PM   #407
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We're all a little Takei...
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Old 05-23-2011, 02:19 PM   #408
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repent to be saved ... repent now for the end is near
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Old 05-24-2011, 12:25 PM   #409
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Old 05-26-2011, 07:31 PM   #410
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for God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son that whosoever beleivith in him should not perish but have everlasting life
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That was a most beautiful piece of poetry. I must remind myself to remember it.
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Old 05-27-2011, 07:16 PM   #412
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who is takei?
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Old 05-28-2011, 08:01 AM   #413
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who is takei?
Just one of the most awesome Takei men that ever lived!
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... repent now for the end is near
If I'm even a little Takei, you'd better repent if your end is anywhere near me!

LMAO!!!
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Old 05-31-2011, 11:47 AM   #415
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That reminds me of this character from "Dead Leaves"... *snicker*
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If I'm even a little Takei, you'd better repent if your end is anywhere near me!

LMAO!!!
I almost ejaculated soda all over my monitor!
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Old 06-01-2011, 10:17 PM   #417
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Hmm.... I wonder if rule #34 applies to this...
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We're all a little Takei...
I could never see what people saw in WS - I always like george or Lenoard, but I think I really liked Scotty -I always go weak at the knees for a scottish accent...
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will anyone give there life to jesus?
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Only one path to heaven.!! Free ticket!! Message of salvation!!tell everyone you know!! All You have to do is believe in Jesus Christ! I am writing you only as a witness I only wish for anyone who reads this message to pray!! I mean what would it hurt? you only have to pray this one simple prayer, and the Lord Jesus says in his word whosoever shall call upon the name of the lord shall be saved, that's a definite shall be forever saved forever which means you are destined to go to heaven. Just plz pray with me this one simple prayer. Lord Jesus I believe in you Lord I know I can't save myself, will you plz save me I know I'm a sinner Jesus, but I believe you died on the cross for my sins, and that God the father rose you from the dead after 3 days Plz forgive me of my sins Jesus! I accept you into my heart Lord as my personal Lord, and savior I pray this in your name amen !!!!!!!

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Old 06-10-2011, 10:11 AM   #421
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will anyone give there life to jesus?
There life? Where life?

"For he that speaketh in an [unknown] tongue speaketh not unto men, but unto God: for no man understandeth [him]; howbeit in the spirit he speaketh mysteries." - 1 Corinthians 14:2

You really need to work on your English (or lay off the weed) before you preach to the public any further. For your gibberish is mysterious for all who behold it.

Plus, it gives me too much material for humor.
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Old 06-16-2011, 07:41 PM   #424
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Mir is all, but what is Mir? Another number that isn't equal to any of you!
G.net needs a 'Like' button feature.

Why hasn't anyone made an official 'Mir Cult' holy book? If the Discordians did it, so can you!

Now don't just rush into this--do some outlines first. It's gotta be legit!
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Old 06-17-2011, 10:38 PM   #425
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Repent, and change your ways from sin, everyone!!! also I don't do weed anymore, but even if I did still do it I don't know if it is a sin, or not. Also what may be a sin to me may not be a sin to you, and like wise what may be a sin to you may not be a sin to me. repent means to feel sorry for your sins, and to turn away from your sins
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