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08-24-2007, 06:14 PM
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#1026
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 159
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Actors dressed as pirates because don't ninjas have their faces covered?
What's the best flavour of ice cream?
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08-24-2007, 06:40 PM
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#1027
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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GOODY GOODY GUM DROPS!
Because it has chewy lumps in it and that means it usually lasts longer whilst I devour it.
What's a good thing to take to a friend's 20th birthday party? I'm currently thinking of fudge....
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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08-24-2007, 07:17 PM
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#1028
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: You know the Middle of Nowhere? Yeah, it's around there somewhere...
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20th birthday...hmmm...How about a camera and a large jar of hissing cockroaches.
Of course, if the hissing variety are not readily available, any common household variety will incite nearly the same amount of terror and chaos when dumped in your unsuspecting celebrant's lap. The hissing is really more of an atmosphere thing...
Question: What is the square root of an elephant dancing Swan Lake with Kelly Ripa?
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08-25-2007, 02:20 AM
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#1029
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: On Some Planet
Posts: 382
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64.
Who are you?
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"Die, Die, We All Pass Away! But Don't Wear A Frown Cuz It's Really Okay! You Might Try And Hide, You Might Try And Pray, But We All End Up The Remains Of The Day!"
-The Corpse Bride
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08-25-2007, 04:56 PM
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#1030
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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I am your new god.
Am I sexy? (don't say no or I will damn you)
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Boobies make me smile 
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08-26-2007, 11:22 AM
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#1031
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: On Some Planet
Posts: 382
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Well if looking like a three headed moose is sexy...O_o
What happened to those Korean students who went to Iraq to spread christianity anyway? Where they released or what?
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"Die, Die, We All Pass Away! But Don't Wear A Frown Cuz It's Really Okay! You Might Try And Hide, You Might Try And Pray, But We All End Up The Remains Of The Day!"
-The Corpse Bride
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08-26-2007, 04:48 PM
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#1032
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Americaland's favorite panhandle!
Posts: 23
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Hasn't that happened a few times? I'm quite sure the first instance resulted in death. I could be mistaken, but I suppose that's what happens when one attempts to catch up on world news in one afternoon. I'm quite certain there's death in one case...
Hmm... I must resist anything philosophical (or pseudo-philosophical). 
What denotes sin? The decision to break the "law", the rule? Or the act itself?
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... ok, fine: Marvel or DC?
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08-27-2007, 12:40 PM
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#1033
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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Originally Posted by Evander
What denotes sin? The decision to break the "law", the rule? Or the act itself?
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"Marvel or DC?" would be for the OR game, I believe, so I'll try the philosophical question.
I'd say the decision to break the "law" is the sin, since, if proven, that's what would probably earn one a longer prison sentence or worse (for example, premeditated murder). The act itself is the logical progression after the thought.
Sure, DC comics.
Hey, wait a second, that second question was an "or" question!
Anyway, why does the sky sometimes turn green before a severe thunderstorm?
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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08-28-2007, 02:32 AM
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#1034
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 159
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"One theory about green skies during a storm has to do with the fact that water is intrinsically blue. Sometimes you can see the bluish tint of water in a white bathtub. It could be that the storm clouds provide the color blue – which again is illuminated by the golden light of a low sun to create the color green. So the reason for green skies before a storm isn’t entirely known. But it is known that a greenish-yellow sky before a storm is common in some parts of the country – while totally absent in others."
I googled it
Why are kittens soooooooooooo cute?
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08-28-2007, 10:07 AM
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#1035
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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Because they're soft and fairly helpless. Ooh, and they stick to fabric like Velcro.
Why are dictionaries so distracting?
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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08-28-2007, 12:49 PM
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#1036
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: On Some Planet
Posts: 382
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Because they contain words. And words become sentences. Which become paragraphs. Which become stories. Which become distracting.
What if the sky was purple?
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"Die, Die, We All Pass Away! But Don't Wear A Frown Cuz It's Really Okay! You Might Try And Hide, You Might Try And Pray, But We All End Up The Remains Of The Day!"
-The Corpse Bride
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08-28-2007, 09:54 PM
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#1037
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Then your ass would be blue; like a baboon.
What if I was 18?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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08-29-2007, 07:02 AM
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#1038
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Then you'd be one more individual who would be able to exhibit her recklessness on the road.
What if I refused to take Driver's Ed (assuming I take it)?
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08-29-2007, 05:50 PM
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#1039
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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Then you'd learn the correct way to drive from someone/thing far more experienced than government literature.
Why are carabiner clips so fun to use for purposes other than climbing (for example, as keychains)?
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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08-29-2007, 09:06 PM
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#1040
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Because they go clicky
Why am I so happy?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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08-30-2007, 08:15 AM
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#1041
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because with the daytime comes natural, inevitable bliss.
Why does my father like to listen to Jordin Sparks?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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09-01-2007, 08:50 PM
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#1042
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because parents love to listen to horrible music(in general).
Why do my parents hate rock?
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09-02-2007, 07:01 AM
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#1043
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because they fear anything that is loud and that stereotypically represents recklessness.
Why do my parents appreciate rock?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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09-06-2007, 12:53 AM
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#1044
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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Because parents like to surprise you like that, sometimes. Kinda odd..
Why do I enjoy swimming so much?
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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09-06-2007, 01:02 AM
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#1045
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Because it's incredibly refreshing on a hot day, and can keep you cool for hours. That and it's good exercise. Yay endorphins!
Why am I happy that I have to have an EEG done?
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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09-06-2007, 01:41 PM
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#1046
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because it's a symbol of change in routine, which should always be welcomed.
Why have I become so incredibly bored over the past week?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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09-06-2007, 06:48 PM
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#1047
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Because the last weeks of summer seem to drag on forever.
Why am I incapable of keeping my grades up?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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09-06-2007, 06:49 PM
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#1048
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because the amount of time you spend online provides as a distraction from your schoolwork.
Why can't I internally comprehend the fact that school is starting on Monday?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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