.: Randomness :. - Page 73

akhira · 03-28-2005, 07:52 PM

Tsk Tsk.
Not only are those snails limited on the evelutionary scale. They also can't rmeber that April fools day was more than a week away. :wink:

Bad snails. You don't do this to the Master wordsmith and get away with it.

SuicideJade · 03-28-2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edible_eye

why not, jade? a couple of fingers'll tickle you all the way down to your belly. talk about having a feel-good meal.

i'd rather my meal not feel me up :shock:

*beware.. jade will be posting lollipop picage soon*

MrMaelstrom · 03-28-2005, 09:06 PM

"Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited."
That was my favourite bit: some kind of emotional reaction....I can't for the life of me figure out why...

You play with yourself, you play with your food. It's only natural that sooner or later food will play with you.

A few years back, a woman found a rat's head inside a Cadbury box of chocolates. Crunchy....

edible_eye · 03-28-2005, 09:32 PM

heh heh... you said, "rat's head".

AlKilyu · 03-28-2005, 11:35 PM

Just for edible_eye:
Virtual Bartender

She's a less creepy version of the Subserviant Chicken

pitseleh · 03-28-2005, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

Just for edible_eye:
Virtual Bartender

She's a less creepy version of the Subserviant Chicken

Ok, so I cheated and had a look... (spoilers ahead!)

First, I figured I'd order a bottle of Grolsch. She'd never heard of it!

Then I started to catch on... and ordered Tits. She walks up to me and jiggles her chest a little. Meh.

THEN... I type in Lips. And what happens? Another girl comes walking in, starts to put on lipgloss all seductively, and these two hot chicks proceed to have a blisteringly hot MAKE-OUT SESSION, then leave together!

WHAT THE FUCK? No beer!?

Suiside_Kitty · 03-29-2005, 12:03 AM

damn pitseleh... i wasn't even going to click the link....

'till i read yer post, of course.

SuicideJade · 03-29-2005, 12:11 AM

try
suck
shake
dance
ass
bend over
sing
play
jump
push up
pitcher

those are the ones i got to work

AlKilyu · 03-29-2005, 12:30 AM

try jedi.

SuicideJade · 03-29-2005, 12:37 AM

OMFG
try girls gone wild!

*dies laughing*

box
kung fu
tap
beer.com
run
think
talk
read

drgnlvr · 03-29-2005, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pitseleh

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

Just for edible_eye:
Virtual Bartender

She's a less creepy version of the Subserviant Chicken

Ok, so I cheated and had a look... (spoilers ahead!)

First, I figured I'd order a bottle of Grolsch. She'd never heard of it!

Then I started to catch on... and ordered Tits. She walks up to me and jiggles her chest a little. Meh.

THEN... I type in Lips. And what happens? Another girl comes walking in, starts to put on lipgloss all seductively, and these two hot chicks proceed to have a blisteringly hot MAKE-OUT SESSION, then leave together!

WHAT THE FUCK? No beer!?

Ask her for 'Sex on the Beach' :lol:

drgnlvr · 03-29-2005, 02:43 AM

And now for my little bit of randomness:

I sent off my very first submission to a professional, -paying- market.

:shock: I can't believe I finally did it!

Electrocutioner · 03-29-2005, 03:00 AM

First and foremost, the obvious choice that I haven't noticed on here yet,"beer".

"hey"
"love"
"serve" OR "pour"
"naked"

"laugh" OR "lol"
"sleep"
"nuts" :P
"wet"

"rock"
"spin"
"show me the money" ...for some reason...

"kill" OR "run" LMFAO

--
The Electrocutioner

edible_eye · 03-29-2005, 11:53 AM

thanx for the link, al. she seems to be edited from the last time i went to that link, but she's still hot and i still wanna order "beer with extra head".

as for that chicken - every time i open that link, i wanna smash that guy's fuckin' face in.

The_Crazy_Irishman · 03-30-2005, 05:57 AM

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me. :lol:

17 today, which means I can learn to drive, so expect to see the pedestrian mortality rate to shoot up for some unexplained reason :wink:

(If that wasn't random I don't know what is :P)

skoteinh · 03-30-2005, 06:20 AM

Happy Birthday you!

Luckily, I'm not going to cross your path :wink:

Have fun learning!

edible_eye · 03-30-2005, 06:56 AM

happy birthday, irishman.

pitseleh · 04-05-2005, 08:32 AM

Can't think... Need cigarette...

Damn, you know what I'm talkin' about? I read somewhere that nicotine stimulates the neurotransmitters in the brain or something, making it easier to... think. Yeah, that's it. Thing is, after four - five hours or so without a cigarette, it starts to feel like my synapses are disintegrating, all rational thought shimmying like monkeys down the rotten electric vines of my brain. It's like I can't even talk straight, I get silly and my eyes dart around, slipping off every surface.

So basically I gotta have a smoke right about now.

TeapotScar · 04-05-2005, 10:08 AM

As for the virtual girl, I got "head" and "hair" to work.

As for the birthday boy- congrats!! Yay driving. Kill a street-walking grandma for your favorite Teapot, eh?

As for randomness, most of you pretty much suck at being random... in this thread at least

But I heart you guys anyways, as I don't plan on making any attempt to be random, myself.

AlKilyu · 04-06-2005, 12:30 PM

hahahaha

Star Wars geeks.

Star Wars fans line up in front of Mans Chinese theater 46 days before the opening of the latest installment, only to find out the theater isn't even playing it!"

Where is Triumph when you need him?

SuicideJade · 04-06-2005, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drgnlvr

And now for my little bit of randomness:

I sent off my very first submission to a professional, -paying- market.

:shock: I can't believe I finally did it!

Good luck with it your milfness!

drgnlvr · 04-07-2005, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuicideJade

Quote:

Originally Posted by drgnlvr

And now for my little bit of randomness:

I sent off my very first submission to a professional, -paying- market.

:shock: I can't believe I finally did it!

Good luck with it your milfness!

Fang-koo!

Still haven't heard. Still on pins and needles. :lol:

(Technically, even with an email sub, I probably won't hear back for a month or more...but daaaaaaaammmn!)

PS-- I like your new avatar.

WolfMoon · 04-07-2005, 10:45 AM

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

And good luck Draggy!!!

drgnlvr · 04-07-2005, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Now THAT was random! :lol:

Quote:

And good luck Draggy!!!

Danke

winged_dreams · 04-07-2005, 02:28 PM

I'm thinking about writing a short story but I want it be gender ambigious. I hope it turns out good. And good luck draggy!!

I was in my car today and Ramble On by Led Zepplin started playing. The amusing thing was that I had Lord of the Rings (book form) sitting right next to me. I'm such a geek!