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12-12-2010, 08:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 17
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I read the rules!
I sat at my computer for about thirty-two minutes contemplating posting this introduction after reading a few of the "welcomes" newbies got for introducing themselves. Eventually, I came to the idea that I like chicken and felt the need to go ahead and post away. Let the flaming begin.
Hola friends. Anti-misanthropic black kid here. /sarcasm
I love life and enjoy my dog Whisper whose corpse I kept after she died two years ago. /more sarcasm
Just seriously though, not sure what I should be typing. I've said hello and now I'm just filling empty space with stuff. :P
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12-12-2010, 08:41 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 354
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Read the sticky in the intro thread. It will guide you. I promise I'll at least welcome you when you do.
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12-12-2010, 08:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 17
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I said rules; didn't read the very first thread. Great way to start off my first post. 
... I'll edit.. :P
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I'm a computer programmer. Most of my time consist of writing in C++. Other than that, I read and am a avid gamer.
2. Where are you from?
Originally the sunny state of California.
3. Who is your favorite author?
Stephen King.
4. What are your favorite films?
Pitch Black, The Matrix...
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
Odd, never thought of that one. I suppose the original tune.
6. At your funeral?
Again, another odd one. I'd have to say again the original.
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Personally, from a high fall or quick and painless; a bullet to the skull.
8. What kind of casket would you want?
Pine wood. Keeps me smelling nice.
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
I suppose the one in my avatar and profile picture.
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
My mother.
11. What's your favorite band?
Metallica.
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
Right now, I'm still a High School student. As of a major, I'm pretty sure I'll do something dealing with technology.
13. Why did you join?
Not sure. I was surfing google and it just caught my eye.
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Male.
Last edited by Deathscreton; 12-12-2010 at 08:49 PM.
Reason: Messed up first post, couldn't edit, so I just did this one.
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12-12-2010, 11:10 PM
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#4
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lexington, KY
Posts: 237
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Hah! Wassup, and welcome.
Gotta admit, Pet Semetary was the closest thing to a truly scary book I've ever read. Every time I try to catch Pitch Black on cable, though, some asshole won't quit talking untill I don't know what the fuck happened. I'll wikipedia it or some shit... someday...
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12-13-2010, 05:12 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 354
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Welcome aboard. Pitch Black is pretty rad.
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12-13-2010, 08:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 17
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Appreciated welcomes. And yeah. Vin Diesel is somethin' else. Movie managed to keep me entertained. I felt the following "Chronicals Of Riddick" kinda strayed off the path it first laid out.
As for Stephen King, I love the dude. I'm in the process of reading "Needful Things". Last book for him that I read was "Cell" and I fell in love with it. :P
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12-13-2010, 08:55 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,932
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Jesus, Twitch, change your pic, it creeps the fuck out of me.
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You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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12-13-2010, 09:02 PM
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#8
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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For your next King read, try The Stand.
Not the shocking-scary kind of read, more of the "We're all doomed-depression" kind of read.
Welcome.
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12-13-2010, 09:08 PM
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#9
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 17
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Appreciated Humane, I'll be sure to check it out before my Christmas break.
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12-14-2010, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by Alan
Jesus, Twitch, change your pic, it creeps the fuck out of me.
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Its not as bad as the lotus tit: http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/breastrash.asp
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
For your next King read, try The Stand.
Not the shocking-scary kind of read, more of the "We're all doomed-depression" kind of read.
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I'm reading that now and I'm ready to throw it out the window. Its the super long edition so I don't know if that makes a difference, but its every bad Stephen King cliche rolled into one, long book. It was great before it got religious and borderline racist/ableist/sexist.
I read Misery recentlyand that was pretty good, very gorey though. I think The Shining was the best novel so far, Duma Key was also good and I really love the short story Everything's Eventual.
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12-14-2010, 10:00 AM
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#11
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: R@p3 Dungeon
Posts: 70
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Originally Posted by Deathscreton
Appreciated welcomes. And yeah. Vin Diesel is somethin' else. Movie managed to keep me entertained. I felt the following "Chronicals Of Riddick" kinda strayed off the path it first laid out.
As for Stephen King, I love the dude. I'm in the process of reading "Needful Things". Last book for him that I read was "Cell" and I fell in love with it. :P
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Cell is an awesome book. Totally made me ditch my phone for awhile\
My favorite is Rose Madder, or Desperation. I read that when I was nine
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12-14-2010, 02:38 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by Saya
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Jesus Christ, Saya. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Is it weird I saved this as my desktop?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-14-2010, 04:15 PM
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#13
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by Versus
Jesus Christ, Saya. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Is it weird I saved this as my desktop?
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A little!
There's a moving gif of it too: http://*********************.com/Lotus_Breast
My boobs didn't feel safe for a long time afterwards.
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12-14-2010, 04:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by Saya
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The gif wasn't as bad as the initial shock of it. I think I'm going to have a hard to jerking off for a bit.
Also, I'm having a fun time showing this to people.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-14-2010, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 17
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Originally Posted by Saya
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What the shit?
Counter:
http://images.*********************....10/Lamprey.jpg
Everyone loves a good lamprey.
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Originally Posted by telsa-jane
Cell is an awesome book. Totally made me ditch my phone for awhile\
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Cell was amazing. One of his best books; my personal favorite. Although, I hated the ending like a mad itch you get from a rash. I personally felt like he could have done something better with it.
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12-14-2010, 07:37 PM
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#16
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 650
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I was reading Dean Koontz today, and it was a wonderful story about an abusive man who beat up his wife, and this woman bought the pet golden retriever from him for 2,000 dollars! I like Stephen King too, but that's what the whisper dog corpse thing made me think of. Cujo...how many dogs are named Cujo? I know this guy who has a pet dalmatian named Cujo. Well, not know, but smoked with him. Sorta kinda got a huge head high. Yeah, local loonie here. Welcome. I sit in the corner. Gothic net is fun for random intervals, like speed...or....LSD with flashbacks and everything! Nevermind, oh and you're a computer programmer! Cool. I find computer programmers predictable. I don't know why, I won't explain why I think so....repetition probably. Snap I just did.
Let's go out for coffee sometime?
P.S. I'm not normally this sarcastic but um...er...welcome?
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12-14-2010, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 17
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Originally Posted by mindless1
I was reading Dean Koontz today, and it was a wonderful story about an abusive man who beat up his wife, and this woman bought the pet golden retriever from him for 2,000 dollars! I like Stephen King too, but that's what the whisper dog corpse thing made me think of. Cujo...how many dogs are named Cujo? I know this guy who has a pet dalmatian named Cujo. Well, not know, but smoked with him. Sorta kinda got a huge head high. Yeah, local loonie here. Welcome. I sit in the corner. Gothic net is fun for random intervals, like speed...or....LSD with flashbacks and everything! Nevermind, oh and you're a computer programmer! Cool. I find computer programmers predictable. I don't know why, I won't explain why I think so....repetition probably. Snap I just did.
Let's go out for coffee sometime?
P.S. I'm not normally this sarcastic but um...er...welcome?
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Thanks for that... er... Informational welcome. It's much appreciated.
Cujo is an amazin' name. XD I'll have to remember that when I get my next dog. I'll just reserve the name "Whisper" for my corn or python snake.
Not much of a taker myself. I tend to stay away from shit that fucks up my head more than I do myself.
As for the programmer bit, we can be a bit predictable. Not more than any other average person however. I just tend to think a bit more logically when sitting in front of my computer staring at code.
And I love coffee. I get shit head if I don't have it in the morning. So yeah, let's hang.
P.S. Thanks for the second welcome. xD
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12-15-2010, 08:26 PM
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#18
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lexington, KY
Posts: 237
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That's just a fucking fish!!!!! It's nothing like fucking breast parasites!!!!!!! That picture alone emphasizes the failure of "the ruins" like pvc pants emphasize that sweet, sweet ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!
Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND FUCK g.net's FUCKING CAPS-LOCK EDITOR, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-16-2010, 02:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 17
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Soo.... I'm guessing Lamprey, Goatse and Lotus Breast get around on this forum board? O_o
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