Trend-tastic!

The Minister Saint-Fond · 02-09-2006, 06:32 PM

Oh boy! I'll make an introduction thread too, because I always do what everyone else does.

And that includes yo mama...

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

I travel the world like Kane in Kung-fu, only I engineer car parts rather than play the (probably skin) flute. Also I like to go to the mall and tell children that God killed the Smurfs because "You play with yourself in the bathroom".

2. Where are you from?

Detroit, Michigan. Hellz yeah.

3. Who is your favorite author?

Honere de Balzac

4. What are your favorite films?

Things to do in Denver When You're Dead, and Harrold and Kumar go to White Castle.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?

I had music at my wedding and I don't remember what it was. I listened to Lords of Acid on the way to the courthouse to get divorced.

6. At your funeral?

She Swallowed It by NWA

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?

In the "Big Crunch"

8. What kind of casket would you want?

Cardboard. With sequins.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

Skin, accessorized with a Trojan and a glass of Bombay Saphire.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?

Not working and / or having to think about sex all the time

11. What's your favorite band?

Anyone who sings songs about the buttocks.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?

I am a mechanical engineer, so either a good one or... well... don't drive any cars made after 1998 if you know what's good for ya.

13. Why did you join?

I followed the link from another web site in order to make fun of the Goths and then remembered that I was one.

Behold my introduction.

Biyatches be hangin from my nuttz and shizzot.

Now let's consumate the trend by getting hammered and blowing a wad at Hot Topic.

DrenchedInGin · 02-09-2006, 06:34 PM

Well, you certainly have good taste in gin :-)

The Minister Saint-Fond · 02-09-2006, 06:37 PM

The good thing about gin is that there are few enough good brands for it to be an easy thing to be a connoiseur of.

Saphire is best when mixed with ice cubes and angst.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 02-09-2006, 06:50 PM

May I take this moment to hump your leg?

*blink blink*

DrenchedInGin · 02-09-2006, 06:53 PM

A person after my own heart.

I like my Sapphire, ice cubes and angst best when served with a darkened room and bloody good music played very loud...

The Minister Saint-Fond · 02-09-2006, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

May I take this moment to hump your leg?

*blink blink*

You may as well hump the rest of me too. I had an x-ray session at the doctor's office today and I'm probably infertile now. The procedure I had is called a "barium esophogram". Basically you drink chalk and they tell you that you have an ulcer (duh)... Incidentally, barium makes your mouth taste like you just ate a KFC bucket full of assholes.

I offer this exchange from the experience:

Hey, that real time X-ray thing is pretty neat!

It sure is! You see that moving thing there? That's your heart!

Sweet! Go heart! Heck, go innards in general! So, you've been shuffling that thing around my torso for like 10 minutes now. Um... How much radiation is there in that thing?

Oh, not much. It's hardly dangerous.

Well, I can't help but notice that you're wearing a lead suit.

Well, I've got everything I need. Good luck to you!

Doctors rule! And they're the only people who don't look at you funny when you hand them a glass of your pee!

The Minister Saint-Fond · 02-09-2006, 07:36 PM

Anytime you feel like visiting D-Town, you let me know and we'll get blasted.

HOWEVER, I will be within four hours of you in the coming weeks. I have to visit a certain company's truck plant soon... AND, I will be visiting a certain OTHER company's truck plant before long too. That OTHER company's truck plant is in San Antonio. I'll post before I go and if you're not convinced I'm a serial killer, let's get loaded!

DrenchedInGin · 02-09-2006, 07:40 PM

After your delightful experience today I should imagine the least we could do for you is get hammered in your honour. Ayway, it's Friday afternoon here - the traditional time for hammering, humping and other delights.

Barium meals suck more than the suckiest thing I can imagine... although it is rather fun to watch your own innards working. Go innards, go!

I hope you're okay, by the way.

(Raises a glass in toast. And a toast to the lovely Eyes, and one to anybody else who wanders past. I love Friday.)

The Minister Saint-Fond · 02-09-2006, 07:43 PM

*grumbles about people on the business end of the International Date Line*

Fear not! For my Friday begins in 82 minutes! Then I too shall be ready to guzzle and break statutes with wild abandon!

And yeah. Thank you for your concern, but I've no tumors... this time...

Empty_Purple_Stars · 02-09-2006, 07:52 PM

So the leg humping wasn't satisfactory?

Shall Manimal and I special order you a Cambodian Silk Rope Courteasan?

Although the last time we did that for one of our friends, she ended up at our house by mistake. But Manimal promised me he gave them the right address.. o.O

*pours more Riesling*

The more you drink, the less you remember. Or is it Care?

Care to remember?

Uh.

Hrm.

*hiccup*

The Minister Saint-Fond · 02-10-2006, 08:46 PM

Got it! ^_^ Thanks for the tip! I always forget stuff like that.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 02-10-2006, 10:11 PM

Uh..

Forgive me for being a Naysayer and all..

But what's the fun in dismembering them AFTER they're unconcious.

I mean really...

WolfMoon · 02-10-2006, 10:12 PM

What?

You people think you're gonna drunkenly debauch and dismember people while I'm not about?

Poor me a glass of that Saphire and let's get some humpin' started while the circle saw's gettin' warmed up!

Empty_Purple_Stars · 02-10-2006, 10:17 PM

Ok, but all bets are off when you start trying to convince me again that Virgin's Blood makes a good Lube..

WolfMoon · 02-10-2006, 10:23 PM

But it does!

Besides where the hell are we gonna find a virgin? Do those exist nowadays?

The Minister Saint-Fond · 02-11-2006, 09:03 AM

I'll drive down instead of fly and I'll pick us up a virgin in Arkansas. I hear they grow them there right next to the corn.

And I cordially invite those who chastised me for use of 'teh suck' to surf the internet sometime, or perhaps watch an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and then kiss the most unappealing part of my ass.

Wolfmoon knows I love her in a manner who's description falls somewhere between agape and that thing you do at a Mexican strip bar (with or without virgins' blood).

Empty_Purple_Stars · 02-11-2006, 11:46 AM

If you're picking up Virgin's, go ahead and get a few.

We tend to be kinda hard on them, and we broke the last one within about an hour.

And where is the Fun in that, I ask you?

*blink blink*

WolfMoon · 02-11-2006, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Minister Saint-Fond

Wolfmoon knows I love her in a manner who's description falls somewhere between agape and that thing you do at a Mexican strip bar (with or without virgins' blood).

Bah!

I was more flattered than anything. Even though you probably weren't trying to imitate me. I know 'teh suck' has been around for awhile longer than I've been on these forums.

O0o0o0o0o0o0o0......Look over there!

*assgrabs Minister*