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05-07-2007, 07:19 PM
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#151
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
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I wish I knew that also, I have more than four cats doing that , usually on a full moon !!!. 
Will the Toxic Avenger return in a new adventure, and could he defeat Superman ?
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!. 
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05-08-2007, 10:21 AM
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#152
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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Yes, and before he defeats Superman he finally figures out why he’s been evil this whole time. He is secretly attracted to Superman….meanwhile Superman read his thoughts and the feelings were mutual. Long story short the Toxic Avenger and Superman marry in Massachusetts and had many rug rats. The End.
How now brown cow?
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05-08-2007, 01:30 PM
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#153
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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By flying, you silly goose!
Is he guilty or innocent?
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05-08-2007, 02:11 PM
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#154
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Guilty, but you can't prove it. Isn't that a bitch?
Why can't that fucking monkey do what I tell it to!?
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05-08-2007, 02:12 PM
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#155
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Cause it's a space monkey!
Blanket?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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05-08-2007, 09:16 PM
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#156
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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Sorry, I'm allergic.
If the moon really is made out of cheese, why hasn't it grown mold yet?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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05-08-2007, 09:23 PM
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#157
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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Because the wax wrapper is still on it.
Why do we need oxygen to survive?
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05-09-2007, 12:49 AM
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#158
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 207
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Because methane smells like ass.
If one fly can lay 50 eggs per hour, and it takes 30 minutes for the eggs to hatch, how many fleas will have hatched after 5 hours?
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"Forcing people to fight for freedom is the worst kind of contradiction."
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05-09-2007, 03:07 AM
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#159
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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I don't think fleas hatch from fly eggs.
When is band practice?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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05-09-2007, 06:34 AM
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#160
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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It's cancelled due to inclement weather.
When will Drew's car be fixed?
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05-09-2007, 10:16 AM
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#161
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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When they get the Hyper-Drive fixed !!!.
Will Gothzilla ever get his own movie, with Andrew Eldritch as the voice of Gothzilla ?
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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05-09-2007, 11:52 AM
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#162
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Nope.
What came first: The chicken or the chair?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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05-09-2007, 03:00 PM
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#163
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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The chair; the chicken needs something to sit on, after all.
When will the madness end?
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05-09-2007, 04:28 PM
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#164
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: a house
Posts: 319
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when the pills kick in.
why are you touch that with this?
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proud to be a furry
love me or hate me i wont change
the eyes are the windows to the soul, are you afraid of what you see?
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05-09-2007, 04:53 PM
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#165
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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Because I can touch this with that.
Where have the duckies gone?
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05-09-2007, 06:43 PM
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#166
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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Oklahoma.
What is that?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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05-09-2007, 06:52 PM
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#167
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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It just so happens to be a small bit of Stephen Hawkings brain that may have fallen out.
Why did that thing just fall down?
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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05-09-2007, 10:49 PM
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#168
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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Because of the pull of the tides in conjunction with waning of the moon causing the gravitational flow around the equator to discombobulate it's equilibrium.
How does one stencil an elephant?
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05-09-2007, 11:58 PM
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#169
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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With a REALLY BIG piece of paper.
Why are there parts on my computer marked "master" & "slave"?
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05-10-2007, 02:13 AM
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#170
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 207
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Because the people who made them thought that Emancipation Proclamation was a rap song.
Who ate my jelly beans?!
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"Forcing people to fight for freedom is the worst kind of contradiction."
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05-10-2007, 06:48 AM
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#171
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Wagon-hut, Oklahoma
Posts: 84
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My nose did.
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
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05-10-2007, 08:39 AM
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#172
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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Have your way with him. <_< >_>
Shall I throw my life away to everquest or final fantasy online?
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05-10-2007, 02:13 PM
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#173
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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Final Fantasy Online.
What killed chivalry?
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05-10-2007, 03:05 PM
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#174
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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The descent of the bird-people.
Will everything just work out?
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05-10-2007, 04:33 PM
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#175
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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Everything will just work out. For better or for worse, that's for the penguins to decide.
How many toes does a giraffe have?
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