Being "attractive" in a small town

[KontanKarite]

This post'll be part rant, and part general discussion.

I live on Vancouver Island, which is on the west coast of Canada. I grew up in a small bumblefuck town called Courtenay, with people who think they're rednecks purely because they threw on some plaid and drive big trucks, though with a side order of country music. There aren't a hell of a lot of hot people here either; most people are late 20s to mid 30s in age. I plan on getting the fuck off this rock as quickly as I can because there are so few people here that are like me. I'd prefer to move to some place where there is a 'gay' club nearby, so that way, I can have regular nights out instead of staying home listening to Myspace internet radio and dancing.
I scorn these idiots for having the audacity to look me in the eye as they're driving by me or walking down the street. I'm very attractive in appearance too; just a nicely toned man in black with golden blonde hair. Apparently, this makes me king of the earth

Only place I'd live on this island is Victoria, a slightly bigger place where I've gone to university for the past 4 years now (I have one more year before I graduate). I've learned to love it there and there's a decent bar, that will play Top 40. It's a great little rock club, IMO.

..... Back to the topic at hand- how many others share a similar situation? Are you the town 'hottie'?

[vindicatedxjin]

Hmm... I see what you did there... I see it.

[MacabreHellgrave]

wow, you wasted 5 minutes of your life tops to do a parody of me. I'll take this as a form of tribute.

Cool story, bro.

[Solumina]

I seriously doubt that took more than one minute

[Ben Lahnger]

Shit, I wonder what I could do with three minutes?

[Apathy's_Child]

I sort of do though I usually kind of enjoy it in a way but beleive me wherever the hell I live in florida is packed with old women now I realise they won't try to hunt you like your rednecks in Deliverance but the way they look at you...you'd think they where going to like explode which is the fun part haha but yes I sort of do live in a similar situation hope you get to move out soon.

[Man In Room 5]

Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

Shit, I wonder what I could do with three minutes?

Have sex.


Twice.

[Ben Lahnger]

You can do that in 3 minutes? Wow! Congratulations!

Oh, wait ... it must suck for you. Sorry.

[blindNsect]

This is going to piss me off. I'm starting a thread about it.