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Old 12-31-2005, 06:51 PM   #676
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Congratulations. You've just inspired me to write Evil Dead -1.
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Old 12-31-2005, 10:20 PM   #677
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but I mean, it should already be water proof. I dunno man, read the labels on the box before trusting to condums......
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:09 AM   #678
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Heh, I suppose you're right.
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:20 PM   #679
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And to think that contraception in ancient Egypt once consisted of using crocodile dung!

Kinda makes that bitching we do about having to go to the pharmacy for condoms seem a little petty, eh?
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:44 PM   #680
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There is a long-running one-panel cartoon that runs daily in many major newspapers called "Love Is" that points out (in a cute and cuddly kind of way) the humoruos side of romance. Well, I recently ran across a series of fake "Love Is" cartoons on the web, and man are they funny. So I thought I'd share a few here, and maybe I'll post some more later.





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Old 01-01-2006, 01:07 PM   #681
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Hmm, What is so good about anal sex?
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Old 01-01-2006, 01:20 PM   #682
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Well, I'm not a devotee, but maybe if it causes your man to give up the golf clubs, it's worth it?

I don't know ... it's just a cartoon.

Actually, I have known a few women who claimed to like it ... but I was never interested.

Let me post a different cartoon to cleanse the pallet:

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Old 01-01-2006, 01:45 PM   #683
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Sex,to me,should be soft and sensual when I imagine anal sex I get the picture of a cucumber being shoved up my ass. does any others agree with me?
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Old 01-01-2006, 02:15 PM   #684
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I whole-heartedly agree with you. I have had it done to me. Not so fun. Hurt like hell, and he liked the regular way better.
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Old 01-01-2006, 02:23 PM   #685
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I've had it a few times. The first time I did it, it was horrible. My boyfriend wanted to try it a few more times, and it was still bad, but I didn't mind it as much. Now we don't do it at all anymore; it's just not that good for either of us.
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Old 01-01-2006, 02:27 PM   #686
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Yeah, we only tried it once, Didn't work out at all. For either of us. But hey, never hurts to experiment.
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:00 PM   #687
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Anal sex can be good, like straight sex it hurts the first couple of times then it starts to feel good. You also need to be relaxed, and your lover should be kind enough to stimulate your anus first. USE LUBE!
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Old 01-01-2006, 08:05 PM   #688
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Lube was used! But we didn't just try it once or twice, is six enough? It just didn't stick, regular sex (in the correct opening) Is much more enjoyable. For us anyway.
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Old 01-01-2006, 08:12 PM   #689
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anal sex - there ain't NOTHING in the world as pleasureable as the first time you slip through that tight ring, especially when my hand is on her tit and the soft warmth of her body is pressed against me.

as for sexuality... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/drphil-prank2.html
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Old 01-01-2006, 10:29 PM   #690
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A little bit of information about anal sex.

Frist, Ten Rules of Anal Sex
(You can read the whole article at www.sexuality.org HERE .)

1. Anal intercourse is the least practiced form of anal sex.

2. Anal stimulation, including intercourse, is not painful if done properly.

3. Anal sex can be enjoyed even if it has been consistently uncomfortable in the past.

4. Two muscle rings called sphincters surround the anal opening. Each functions independently.

5. Anal stimulation provides many kinds of pleasure.

6. Anal stimulation can lead to orgasm.

7. Diet contributes to the enjoyment of anal sex.

8. Different rules of hygiene apply to the vagina and rectum.

9. Anal intercourse is not necessarily an act of dominance and submission.

10. Anal sex can be perfectly safe, even beneficial.


And second, here's A Review of 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women'. This book includes a chapter titled "10 Myths about Anal Sex." Myth #8 is "Women don't enjoy receiving anal sex; they do it just to please their partners"

Now here's another one of those cartoons, just because I find them so darn funny!

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Old 01-01-2006, 10:42 PM   #691
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Also, there is a video from Nina Hartley's line of instructional how-to sex series that may be informative for anyone who has an interest. It has received decent reviews, so it has some merit as another tool for the anal sex curious out there.

Nina Hartley's Guide to Anal Sex - DVD

This link is to one site (many other sites sell it as well ... this is just the first one I came across with reviews) that has a professional review by Vanity Blue as well as an amatuer review from a female customer who purchased the DVD. Here is an excerpt from the review:

"... If you and your partner are beyond societal misconceptions about the anus and want to explore its eroticism, then this is the wonderful and informative video you are indeed ready for. As with any ‘alternative' sexual play, the first thing Hartley stresses is the desire for anal play. If you and your partner are not both interested and attuned to one another, the first time will be rocky, at best. ..."
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:01 PM   #692
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Thanks, Ben_Lahnger. Very informative links. The comics are cute, too.
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Old 01-02-2006, 01:12 AM   #694
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I am still laughing!


Like a drunk idiot............
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Old 01-02-2006, 09:02 AM   #695
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Al,

that is priceless! I laughed sooooo hard!

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Old 01-02-2006, 10:09 AM   #696
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On the same subject:

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Old 01-02-2006, 10:12 AM   #697
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those "Love Is...." cartoons reallly made me giggle.
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Old 01-02-2006, 10:25 AM   #698
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Yep, me too. Here's another one:

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Old 01-02-2006, 11:03 AM   #699
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I'm a she-male and I like sex with a touch of S&M,, well, a lot of touches with S&M.

I try not to let love get in the way with sex.
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I like some sort of affection. Not like, four hour long confessions of ever-lasting love. That would push me over the edge. But in most cases, love and sex should be kept on opposite ends of the spectrum.
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