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[Perfectly_Flawed]

Originally Posted by Perfectly_Flawed

I also want my dearest friend back. I think she's returning from Israel soon ... I'm going to call up her family to check the exact date her plane touches down. My salvation ... "There is no greater balm for a broken heart than a good friend".

I just got off the phone with her mother.

[b]She's extended her stay in Israel!!!![/i] :cry:

[RetroGoth_queen]

And with this post I here by declare myself

Elder Goth!!!!

*takes a bow*

thank you, thank you

RetroGoth_queen
Goth as Fuck


Joined: Jan 04, 2004
Posts: 499
Location: Australia
Status: Online!

[ohthefuckwell]

i really hate it when i ask someone a simple question & they flat-out ignore it.

not avoid.....not side-step.....

but completely & totally fucking ignore it.





:x

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

i really hate it when i ask someone a simple question & they flat-out ignore it.

not avoid.....not side-step.....

but completely & totally fucking ignore it.

:x

Yeah I feel ya girl...

Sometimes what you think you know as truth, down to the deepest, quietest corner of your soul, isn't anything but Smoke and Ashes..

People say " If you can't trust yourself, who can you trust? "

I say, Trust No One. Especially not yourself..

No one will Lie to you quicker than you....

*fucking sigh*

It's colder than before
The seasons took all they had come for
Now winter dances here
It seems so fitting don't you think?
To dress the ground in white and grey

[Maimy]

My grandfather was born in 1895.

His younger brother, who lived to 103, died just weeks before 01-01-01; nearly living in three separate centuries singlehandedly. (Yes, we are gits who start counting at ONE rather than ZERO.)

My father and his father did live in three centuries, across a mere two generations.

Granddaddy was 42 when dad was born.

He was a Naval officer in World War One.

My grandmother was born on the day of the Wright Brothers' first flight.







And y'all thought *I* was old.

[ohthefuckwell]

otfw: oh yeah
otfw: the "something" that was in my house the other day
otfw: was apparently
otfw: a BIG ASS FUCKING WOOD ROACH!!!!
otfw: thought i was gonna hafta put the summabitch on my lease
empty_purple_stars: omfg
empty_purple_stars: that big
empty_purple_stars: making NOISE?
otfw: no shit!!!!
empty_purple_stars: howd u find out
otfw: but it was amplified by the corner & the cardboard box behind the entertainment center
otfw: well, i'm just guessing, really....
otfw: because
otfw: saturday nite, when i was cleaning, i got brave & pulled the thing away from the wall to look behind & under it
otfw: not to mention, i had to retreive one of *****'s socks from back there (don't ask, i have NO clue) that i saw when i first investigated the noise
otfw: and there was nothing there, no sign of mice or other critters
empty_purple_stars: ive got the WORST chills
empty_purple_stars: omfg
otfw: then.....last nite....outta NO WHERE this thing comes creeping from that geberal direction
otfw: *general
empty_purple_stars: how big
empty_purple_stars: do i wanna kno
otfw: asked me for directions to the kitchen & i said, "ok, dude, i've about HAD it w/ you scaring the crap outta me"
otfw: was fuckin' HUGE man
otfw: gross
empty_purple_stars: OMFG
empty_purple_stars: i wouldve LOST it
otfw: took EVERYTHING i had not to
otfw: but....the kids & everyone else w/ sense in the free world were asleep
empty_purple_stars: whatd u do
otfw: lol sprayed the SHIT out of it w/ hot shot
otfw: took forfuckingever for the fucker to die, too
empty_purple_stars: shudder
empty_purple_stars: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
otfw: yeah
empty_purple_stars: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
otfw: lol
empty_purple_stars: again
empty_purple_stars: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
otfw: i don't do smooshy things
otfw: ugh
empty_purple_stars: ACK
otfw: especially when they're THAT big.....aw, HELL no
otfw: and when it finally finished twitching, i scooped it up in an empty box that was on the top of the trash & tossed it
otfw: whole process took about 30 min or so if that gives you any indication how big the fucker was
empty_purple_stars: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
empty_purple_stars: no fukkin way
empty_purple_stars: from spray to death?
otfw: yup
otfw: hey....be glad.....i'm being nice & leaving out the REALLY gross part.....(YES it DOES get worse)
empty_purple_stars: ok fuk it
empty_purple_stars: what?
otfw: lol
otfw: well
otfw: as he lay there twitching & going into convulsions after having at least 6 oz of spray rain on him (which ALSO ought to indicate how big he was that i could see all of this from a completely STANDING position)
otfw: he um
empty_purple_stars: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
otfw: yeah
empty_purple_stars: shudder
empty_purple_stars: what
otfw: lol i thought the ooooooo was a "i know what he did"
empty_purple_stars: nope
empty_purple_stars: im just scared
otfw: well, he basically lost control of his bodily functions
otfw: NEVER have i seen anything like that
otfw: EVER
otfw: from a fucking ROACH
otfw: black squirts all around him
empty_purple_stars: OMFG
otfw: it was like a damned train wreck....i didn't wanna look, but it's like i was in fucking awe, man
empty_purple_stars: OMFG
otfw: didn't know they could DO like that
empty_purple_stars: i will NEVER slep again
otfw: lmao
empty_purple_stars: or enter yur house
empty_purple_stars: EW
otfw: lol
otfw: hey!
otfw: he's gone now, dammit
empty_purple_stars: uh huh
empty_purple_stars: he had a FAMILIY
otfw: i was MORE creeped out imagining wtf it coulda been making that noise
otfw: FUCK YOU
otfw: lmao
otfw: dat's just WRONG
otfw: omg
otfw: you SUCK
empty_purple_stars: well think bout it
otfw: i'd rather NOT
empty_purple_stars: he couldnt have made that much noise ALONE
otfw: and i hadn't until NOW
otfw: STFU
empty_purple_stars: SHUDDER
otfw: but, really.....he coulda......kids coulda rode this fucker @ the fair
empty_purple_stars: theyre hanging wanted posters of u
otfw: lmao
otfw: ewwwwwww
empty_purple_stars: LOL
empty_purple_stars: u just wait
otfw: shaddup
otfw: but it was just....omfg....ugh
empty_purple_stars: how can u sleep at night now?
otfw: and the whole time i was praying, "PLEASE don't let this be the flying kind"
otfw: i WOULD have lost it then
empty_purple_stars: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
empty_purple_stars: NO SHIT
empty_purple_stars: omfg
empty_purple_stars: bet his wife flies
otfw: you'da heard me screaming @ your house & beyond if the fucker flew up @ me
otfw: STFU dammit
empty_purple_stars: Ew
empty_purple_stars: the horror
otfw: no shit





*sigh*

i cherish these deep-seated conversations.


:twisted:

[Spraeg]

I recently started working in the stockroom at Macy's. In my job, what I do all night is unpack clothes and put those little sensor tags on the ones that need them. The other night, the truck that had come in had alot of boxes of one thing: Bras. So I spent a rather large portion of my night unpacking and tagging bras. After that experience, I have determined that the bra is possibly the most uncomfortable piece of "clothing" man has ever invented (I say man, because I doubt any woman would invent something like that). Because of this, I have gained a completely new respect for any woman who wears a bra on a regular basis... ladies, I salute you...

[OnMyOwn]

Women were so much other things other than that, make me respect them even more. So many things, its like :shock: yup just like that.
So I salute you too.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Spraeg

I recently started working in the stockroom at Macy's. In my job, what I do all night is unpack clothes and put those little sensor tags on the ones that need them. The other night, the truck that had come in had alot of boxes of one thing: Bras. So I spent a rather large portion of my night unpacking and tagging bras. After that experience, I have determined that the bra is possibly the most uncomfortable piece of "clothing" man has ever invented (I say man, because I doubt any woman would invent something like that). Because of this, I have gained a completely new respect for any woman who wears a bra on a regular basis... ladies, I salute you...

Lets give this man a round of appluase!!!

*Claps*

The same guy that invented Bras also invented PANTYHOSE !!

That COCKSUCKER!!!

:x

[Gypsy2222]

ROTFLMAO....... oh my..... the Cockroach that ate Texas..... I still have tears in my eyes..... lol........



Laughingly,
~The Gypsy~

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Gypsy2222

ROTFLMAO....... oh my..... the Cockroach that ate Texas..... I still have tears in my eyes..... lol........



Laughingly,
~The Gypsy~

Dude.. Your from Houston.. You know the kind..

You could ride them like horses..

OMFG

The Horror..

I'll take a poisonous snake any fucking day..

*shudder*

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Dude.. Your from Houston.. You know the kind..

You could ride them like horses..

OMFG

The Horror..

I'll take a poisonous snake any fucking day..

*shudder*

ack! no shit.


i found myself hoping it had been a mouse....

or a big lizard....


or a gremlin on speed.....

something....

ANYTHING.....


but one of those BIG ASS FUCKING WOOD ROACHES!!!!

[Gypsy2222]

*Still rolling*.....

I know.... and that makes it even more hilarious, because I know this big ol' critter probably looked you right in the eye before you sprayed him and said "What?.... You ain't got shit Lady..... "........ Lmao......


Falling out of his chair,
~The Gypsy~

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Gypsy2222

*Still rolling*.....

I know.... and that makes it even more hilarious, because I know this big ol' critter probably looked you right in the eye before you sprayed him and said "What?.... You ain't got shit Lady..... "........ Lmao......


Falling out of his chair,
~The Gypsy~

I know.. I keep trying to tell her it probably had family..

Angry brothers..Pregnant Wife..Jealous Mistress..

I would sleep armed and in a well-lit room..


*shudder*

:shock:

[ice]

Crud.
I need glasses.
I had my eyes checked today.
Bah.
Glasses.
...
Oh, yeah. And I need sunglasses outside from now on, because my eyes are super light-sensitive.

[Takhisis]

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

ack! no shit.


i found myself hoping it had been a mouse....

or a big lizard....


or a gremlin on speed.....

something....

ANYTHING.....


but one of those BIG ASS FUCKING WOOD ROACHES!!!!

Noooooooo kidding! I swear to gawd, roaches out here have to be licensed with the DMV and wear fucking license plates.

This was one of the strips that made me have to meet J. to begin with.

What I don't understand is how something the size of a Pekingese manages to get into my apartment through a 1/36" crack in the baseboard!!

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

I know.. I keep trying to tell her it probably had family..

Angry brothers..Pregnant Wife..Jealous Mistress..

I would sleep armed and in a well-lit room..


*shudder*

:shock:

gypsy:

actually, he said, "go ahead.....make my day."



stars:

STFU DAMMIT!!!!!! :P



tak:

omg....you're not kidding! they're like lil fucking houdinis.

[Maimy]

Originally Posted by Spraeg

I recently started working in the stockroom at Macy's. In my job, what I do all night is unpack clothes and put those little sensor tags on the ones that need them. The other night, the truck that had come in had alot of boxes of one thing: Bras. So I spent a rather large portion of my night unpacking and tagging bras. After that experience, I have determined that the bra is possibly the most uncomfortable piece of "clothing" man has ever invented (I say man, because I doubt any woman would invent something like that). Because of this, I have gained a completely new respect for any woman who wears a bra on a regular basis... ladies, I salute you...

Actually, I believe it WAS invented by a woman ... as an alternative to corselets, corsets, etc. Which, when you think about it, really *is* an improvement. The history of clothing/costume/undergarments is actually a minor interest of mine, and I can remember seeing a site which went into all of this with citations and photos, but am almost certainly firewalled at my work computer ...

[Rhapsody]

I never really gave it much thought, that my parent had never said the words. I'd heard them repeated at friend's houses and on Hallmark type commercials, but it never occurred to me that I would deserve such praise. I was never an honor student, the star of any team or the lead in any stage performances. I got my first job because I wanted it, not to impress anybody. Same with my car and my diploma. Finding a place to live and paying the rent, utilities, insurance, food, vehicular maintenance, pet care... I never looked back to see who was watching, these were the things that made one an adult. It was prudent, not praiseworthy. I worked hard and paid my dues so as to never be a burden to anybody. I took care of myself because I assumed no one else ever would. I was almost right. One time I had to bow and ask for help from Mom because Travis had missed car payments and left without ever telling me. Within six weeks I'd paid her back, and was nearly on my feet again. Many years before, I was homeless for a while, and nobody knew until I'd once again stabilized my life. My life has been difficult at times, but isn't everyone's? I never thought I'd hear the words, and it never occurred to me to mind.
Last night Dad said it.
"I'm proud of you."

I nearly cried.

I guess I did need to hear it.

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Rhapsody

I never really gave it much thought, that my parent had never said the words. I'd heard them repeated at friend's houses and on Hallmark type commercials, but it never occurred to me that I would deserve such praise. I was never an honor student, the star of any team or the lead in any stage performances. I got my first job because I wanted it, not to impress anybody. Same with my car and my diploma. Finding a place to live and paying the rent, utilities, insurance, food, vehicular maintenance, pet care... I never looked back to see who was watching, these were the things that made one an adult. It was prudent, not praiseworthy. I worked hard and paid my dues so as to never be a burden to anybody. I took care of myself because I assumed no one else ever would. I was almost right. One time I had to bow and ask for help from Mom because Travis had missed car payments and left without ever telling me. Within six weeks I'd paid her back, and was nearly on my feet again. Many years before, I was homeless for a while, and nobody knew until I'd once again stabilized my life. My life has been difficult at times, but isn't everyone's? I never thought I'd hear the words, and it never occurred to me to mind.
Last night Dad said it.
"I'm proud of you."

I nearly cried.

I guess I did need to hear it.

amazing the difference a few simple words can make, isn't it?

and even more of a difference when we least expect them but probably need to hear them the most.


"i'm proud of you."

"thank you."

"i love you."

"i'm sorry."



when they come from the heart, they can make up the most beautiful music your ears could ever hear.

[pitseleh]

Haven't been here for a while, on account of my PC being totally fucked up and all,
so I'm checking in just in case anyone thought I died or something.
Probably not the case. If my computer starts again tomorrow I will be very
happy to read up on the new stories. Catching up on all the posts is a
different matter. Probably won't bother with that.

Oh, and I've been on Easter holiday. Actually went with my parents to our
log cabin in the mountains, and found my skiing abilities had not deteriorated
much even if it's been years since the last time. Sprained my thumb, though.
And was exposed to sunlight, which burned slightly.

Hope you are all well.

[WolfMoon]

Welcome back Pit,

missed ya.

I'm vewy,vewy tired.

I finally purchased an obitsu body,it's a doll.It doesn't come with a head.I had a head picked out last year though.I have so many dolls they're comin' out my ears........ :shock: I'll have to post pictures when it gets here.I'm also repainting a Living Dead Dolls Fashion Victim Sheena,I'll post pictures of her with her new reroot and paint job once she's done.She has the coolest transformers!!

Ha-ha Wolfie plays with dolls,fuck you...... :P

[SuicideJade]

it's so quiet in here you could hear an ant fart...
i miss my man... he's off doing buisness and i probably won't see him till monday..
i'm tired and i don't wanna sleep.. i have so much work to do tomorrw and i have to get up so fucking early..
i hate the quiet.. it makes me feel so alone .. so i'm off to my room to watch tv..

[Ravena]

Originally Posted by TStone

I just hit 500, where's my fucking cigar?

Thanks, but no thanks Kog...that's not a cigar. Nice sound effects though.

And Nicholas I know you're trolling here somewhere, that's not even a cigarette.

Maelstrom is hoarding all the fucking cigars...
Still congragulating himself on making moderator I hear. He went on a world-wide tour with Ice, and they saw all their fans, threw beer blasts, loved women, and when they left, all that remained was a bunch of people that couldn't walk straight and empty kegs rolling across the prairi- um, streets.
Bitches didn't even put Jacksonville on the tour list. *Dirty look*
:wink: :lol:

Um, I like Kog and all... but my mommy told me to accept drugs only from people I know, not strangers...
And he is definatley strange.

And Nick called me a 'glamwife' in teh funnay... #^**!@$^()_!!!!!

Wow, I can't spell, can barely type... thats what I get for posting at 1:53 in the morning.

And this is what I get for excepting email from me mum...


http://www.lordofthepeeps.com/lotp/fotp.html<http://www.lordofthepeeps.com/lotp/fotp.html>

I have been assigned to lifeguard at Highlands Middle school's pool this summer..... Yay. I still haven't heard back about my audition at Douglas Anderson School of the Arts...


http://www.educationcentral.org/daso...a/audition.htm

Click on Creative writing to see what was required of me. I was sweating blood the whole time. I should have done this shit back in 8 grade, damnit.

Great.

Now I have the hiccups.
Fucking great.

[Ravena]

88 lines, about 88 things from the 80's

1. You ever had the urge to wear a t-shirt and sport coat.

2. You've engaged in the argument of Gobots Vs. Transformers.

3. You heard about Friday the 13th part four and remember thinking it
was going a bit far.

4. You've slow danced to More Than Words or Eternal Flame.

5. Gump was great, but when's he gonna do the Bosom Buddies movie?

6. Embrace of the Vampire fulfilled a lifelong dream.

7. A movie on tv just doesn't work without a big metal HBO swirling in
from space before it.

8. Cloak and Dagger didn't seem too far fetched.

9. Every time you go into a bar you check for the elusive Funky [Cold]
Medina.

10. You wore anything that glows in the dark.

11. By '87 you had almost given up on finding out what happened to
Marty McFly's kids.

12. An hour after you first smelled Petchoulli you finally placed the
aroma to your old Stinkor Masters of the Universe Figure.

13. You still wonder how Booker got his own show.

14. You looked for a friend with a parent who'd take you to Robocop.

15. You had a metal Lunchbox.

16. Any time someone says "Okay, here's the situation..." you finish
the verse.

17. Morgan Freeman will always be that guy from Electric Company.

18. You've had a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese.

19. You started wearing jeans like `The Boss.'

20. You know who I mean when I say `The Boss.'

21. You saw at least one Police Academy movie in the theater.

22. Dad was arrested in a Cabbage Patch fist fight.

23. At some point Jams seemed cool.

24. Knowing was half the battle.

25. There was just something about those Doublemint Twins.

26. You have an automatic response to "Who you gonna call?"

27. Twisted Sister seemed like bad-asses.

28. V ever gave you a nightmare.

29. You WANTED Rowdy Roddy Piper to make movies.

30. The National Anthem would come on tv late at night, and you got
really creeped out.

31. There were still stations that went off the air at 2AM instead of
showing infomercials all night.

32. You did a book report on Superfudge.

33. You watched Wonder Years because it was topical.

34. You actually care when someone tells you news about David Lee Roth.

35. The only thing you knew about London was that is was the home of
Dangermouse.

36. Your shoes fastened with Velcro.

37. You had a Swatch.

38. Every time Just One of the Guys is on, you can't help but watch it.

39. You've always wanted to taste something a Doozer built, even though
it was made out of radishes.

40. Eight movies in one building? What a concept!

41. You've had a problem, and didn't know how to contact the A-Team or
the Bloodhound Gang.

42. To this day you insist all video adventure games are based on
Pitfall.

43. Any time you hear roll call you listen for "Beuller...Beuller"

44. You never understood why Skippy didn't just give up on Mallory.

45. You can name the subtitles to the Elm Street movies.

46. The first time you went to court, you were let down because the
judge wasn't as wacky as Harry Anderson.

47. You watched a Andrew McCarthy movie just to see if he blinked.

48. You'd give anything for that awesome pen from Picture Pages.

49. You know the Simpsons is a spinoff.

50. 99 male Smurfs + 1 female Smurf = a long talk with Mom & Dad.

51. You were diagnosed with Pac-Man Fever.

52. You recall hearing about Saturday Night Live on Monday.

53. Roger Moore is your favorite Bond.

54. Seymour Goldthorpe is your favorite Roger Moore.

55. You check your beer bottles for mice.

56. You tried putting your fingertips together to stop time.

57. You still recall all the hype over FOX finally adding a second
night of programming.

58. Smirnoff Vodka. What a country!

59. You spent a week (average) in the band Menudo.

60. You wanted to join the Air Force, shoot pool, or at least have your
parents go out of town.

61. You wanted to learn to dance...dirty!

62. Pee-Wee Herman got so much cooler after the theater incident.

63. Star Wars defense system? COOL!

64. "Oh, Yeah" by Yello is a classic in your book.

65. You couldn't wait for New Coke.

66. You couldn't wait for Coke Classic.

67. Burger King had you looking for Herb, the guy who never had a
Whopper.

68. Lions Vs. Cars: the better Voltron?

69. Computer games hit their peak at Oregon Trail.

70. You know all three rules of a Mogwai.

71. You were either Rad or Thrashin'.

72. You remember when R.E.M. really was alternative.

73. You remember when Metallica wasn't.

74. You avoided the Noid.

75. Breakdancing seemed like a legitimate form of artistic expression,
rather than a spastic fit.

76. The extent of programming you knew was LOAD "*",8,1

77. Michael Jackson seemed kind of tough.

78. The legend of the Wookelar haunts you to this day.

79. Sure, the commercials are funny, but can Ernest carry a whole
movie?

80. You still refer to John Mellencamp as `Cougar.'

81. You wanted a real Johnny 5.

82. Return Of Bruno is in your record collection.

83. You feel like you really know John Cusack.

84. Twister starred big brother Chet. You know, Hudson!

85. The only shows in syndication were Get Smart, Gilligans Island,
Andy Griffith, Brady Bunch, and Three's Company, and every single channel had them.

86. You remember the days when any given issue of Tiger Beat had a
Corey or a Kirk on the cover.

87. In Generations, you wondered how Cameron Frye got his own Starship
Enterprise.

88. You know the song this list's title is based on.