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06-30-2008, 12:12 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Tell me if i'm doing it right...
"Excuse me miss, can I have a blowjo-"
...Bitch slapped me...
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06-30-2008, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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That's EXACTLY it! You'd be surprised how often this will work. All you need is the right attitude. Go up to every chick in a club and say "I wanna fuck you in the mouth." One of them will say yes.
Also, I would be happy to call JCC my son.
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06-30-2008, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by Metabolik
Tell me if i'm doing it right...
"Excuse me miss, can I have a blowjo-"
...Bitch slapped me...
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Obviously you've got to flirt first, and ultimately it's better if they're a good friend of yours that trusts you. Manipulating someone for pussy is not cool.
Being able to get action on the basis of just being a nice, cool guy? That's fucking awesome.
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06-30-2008, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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No, the point is you don;t have to flirt, you just need to cast a wide net and accept that you will likely get more carp than keepers, but hew, free head.
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07-01-2008, 03:48 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
Posts: 1,641
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JCC... grow up.
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Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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07-01-2008, 07:58 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Originally Posted by JCC
Obviously you've got to flirt first, and ultimately it's better if they're a good friend of yours that trusts you. Manipulating someone for pussy is not cool.
Being able to get action on the basis of just being a nice, cool guy? That's fucking awesome.
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I'm a nice cool guy 
But I aint gettin no action D:<
And no I Am Great...
Rhape is not an option for me...
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07-01-2008, 08:03 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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In high school I went to a friend's house and was introduced to her friend who sat on the couch in front of a chess board. She asked "Do you play chess?" and I responded "I can think of better things to do than play chess." and sat next to her and started making out with her. She let me even though we didn't know each other, and we weren't drunk or high. The duck and Molly are right in this case. But romancing someone is more fun in my opinion.
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07-01-2008, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by Wormboy
JCC... grow up.
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Yeah, can't wait until I reach the age of reason where manipulating people to satisfy sexual desire is an honoured pastime. I just hope I can reach such apathy soon and go on to live my life as a deceitful, boring bastard for a long time.
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