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06-12-2005, 11:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDIBLE EYE!!
It's Edible's Birthday!
Let's see...36 of these - 
A pair of these - 
Three of these - 
And we will have a bbq powered by YOU!
Happy B-Day my man...
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06-13-2005, 08:21 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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haha. thanx, al.
i'll take that pair and triple treat now, thanx.
off to breakfast...
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06-13-2005, 08:38 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Louisiana
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I posted it once already in the pic thread but...
HAPPY B-Day EDIBLE_EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heres a birthday song....
Happy Birthday, to you
Happy Birthday,...to YOU
Happy Birthday, Mr. Edible
Happy Spank Day, to you!
*Soul*
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06-13-2005, 12:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dublin, California
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Happy Birthday OLD MAN! May you have many, many, many, many more!
Youre not getting older, the college girls are just getting younger!
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06-13-2005, 01:26 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 554
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Deadhymn- You are the site admin now? What happened to Weaselboy?
Just curious. 
*Soul*
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06-13-2005, 02:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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thanx, guys. i'd get up and hug you but that might cause my depends to fall down and embarass me - they're full and i don't know how to change them. not that i could hug you anyway, since my arthritis is killing me. i'd smile but i'm afraid my dentures might fall out. and i wouldn't know in which direction to smile anyway since my eyesight is failing. what's that you say? can't hear you cuz my hearing is bad. oh well. i guess i'll go eat some oatmeal and remember the way things used to be.
when i was your age.....
- shudder -
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06-13-2005, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
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Happy Birthday, Edible!
In honour of the occasion, I thought I should take it upon myself to improvise a sonnet about you.
Have a good birthday
Edible Eye, Birthday guy
I'm lazy: Haiku
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...don't smother your kids."
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06-13-2005, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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tstone - i'll take that gumming by miss mavis, thank you. in fact, join us - we'll make that double penetration porno together yet.
and disfunction - thank you for the haiku.
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06-13-2005, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
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I'd forgotten how hard it was to squeeze any sort meaning out of a haiku... Man... I haven't been this bored since last summer. We should have a tea party.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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06-13-2005, 05:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Beautiful U.S. of A.
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Happy B-Day, E_E. Don't worry about getting old, cause you still look like you can punch through manhole covers like it was no one's business.
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06-13-2005, 06:15 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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dis - i can't tell you how much it means to me that your boredom inspired a poem for me. i'm touched, but not in THAT way.
binks - i don't really worry about getting old, not too much anyway. well, i worry about the "drive" lessening, but so far, so good. and the manhole punching thing - ha! imagine that?
ok, anyone have any cleavage shots to give as a present? anyone? time's running out.
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06-13-2005, 06:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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It's my friend. Seriously.
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06-13-2005, 06:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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looks like those are 2 of your friends. and thanx. seriously.
and please tell teapot i expect a "happy birthday" from her. well, i guess i don't really expect it. but i expect it.
thank you.
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06-13-2005, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
dis - i can't tell you how much it means to me that your boredom inspired a poem for me. i'm touched, but not in THAT way.
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*Constructs a collector's edition of the variety of cleavage shots and nudes sent his way*
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06-13-2005, 07:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
and please tell teapot i expect a "happy birthday" from her. well, i guess i don't really expect it. but i expect it.
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I don't think an on-time "happy birthday" is feasible, so hopefully you can settle for a late one.
And Dis, that's a mighty small collector's edition you've got.
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06-13-2005, 09:38 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
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Happy birthday, man.
*I envy all teh buubs you attract* :wink:
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"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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06-14-2005, 04:24 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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granny - anytime she's able to deliver, i'll take it. i hope things are all right. in fact, i'm good just knowing she sends her wishes. thanx.
ice - i envy the fact i attract "teh buubs" also. now, if i could just figure out a way to get my hands on them...
<--- LUVS teh buubs
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06-14-2005, 05:17 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Netherlands
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Happy Birthday, Amigo.
Here's a nice picture for ya.
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06-14-2005, 05:39 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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thanx for the pic and the birthday wishes, darkangel.
please tell vedith "thank you" for gracing my world with her absolutely soft beauty.
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06-14-2005, 05:47 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Netherlands
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No problem man. I will tell her. She's like my best friend and just as crazy as me. :twisted:
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06-14-2005, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Happy birthday e_e. I promise you a cleavage pic by the end of the day, sorry I don't have any now
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06-14-2005, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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a solumina cleavage pic?!? OH YEAH! 
i don't know if my eyes can take it - too hot, gonna melt me baby.
yum.
p.s. - i'm happy your dad is home and i hope you two are having fun making up for lost time.
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06-14-2005, 01:10 PM
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06-14-2005, 02:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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e_p_s -
holy
shit.
i'm SO happy someone invented girls.
just one thing, though - no more man boobs. yuck.
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06-14-2005, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
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HAPPY B.DAY E-MAN!!!!
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