My friend has become something of a feminist as of late. She's broken free of a somewhat oppressed life due to her having a vagina and has moved in with me, teaching me all the reasons why my Y chromosome makes me inferior! Ms. Brite, I don't believe that it's better to be a woman. But my dear lesbian friend has taught me the value of the clitoris! Think of how much you'd be missing out by having a penis! The clit has twice as many nerve endings as the penis.
Twice. Us blokes will never be allowed anywhere near equal sexual stimulation as you can achieve! Just a thought...
Oh, and I think a lot of people noticed your tour...just...uh...cooler people than most of us nerds on gothic.net. By the way, I had planned on asking you to marry me when I met you. Part of me is glad I froze. Another asks, "why O why didn't you take that chance?" Now, I'm sure you would've said yes, and we'd have run right out of the store and straight to...mexico to marry, but I suppose there's no point dwelling in the past.
But I ask you, who could resist this:
Granted, I wasn't wearing the outfit at the time, but I would have, Ms. Brite...for the wedding.
Now I'm going to post this reply. I don't actually expect a response, but I do expect to be hugely embarrassed five minutes later and delete it. I think the main point is an excuse to show off, once again, my gorgeous legs. Thank you. And goodnight.[/img]
