The Question Game - Page 36

DCreep · 08-22-2005, 06:52 PM

I don't believe I've had the pleasure sugar, you know me?

Being wanted is subject to opinion in alot of cases, you know like the person you love to hate. (but need never the less)

Why are people so unforgiving?

edible_eye · 08-22-2005, 06:56 PM

just cuz sometimes, enough really is enough - like the behavior of that kid in that movie, endless love.

if someone strapped you down and dug your teeth out with a dental hook - how would you eat the pizza he ordered when he was done?

1TOOMANY · 08-22-2005, 07:39 PM

With a long straw!

If someone ripped off all your extremities how would you throw a frisbee?

Corpus_Draconis · 08-22-2005, 07:49 PM

I'd learn to throw it with my foot.

If you knat a scarf, what would you do with it (besides wear it; that's an obvious one)

edible_eye · 08-24-2005, 06:08 PM

i'd wrap it around a yap-yap dog's neck and swing the little bugger into a wall three or four hundred times - or at least 'til the little thing's head popped off. god damn those things annoy me.

so, let's say you decide to take a walk some day and while on the street, a car loses control and slides off the road, plowing into you from behind. you turn moments before it hits you, feeling your back snap as it barrels into your body. your head bounces off the hood and you black out. when you come to, you're not sure where you are but you can feel nothing from the chest down. you try and move your arms but they're fastened tight to wooden beams. you can't feel your legs. your head throbs from when it slammed onto the hood of the car.

someone comes into your field of vision with a scalpel in his hand. he's smiling and says hello. he tells you he has removed most of the skin from your lower extremities and when you look down, you realize he's telling the truth, even though you can't feel it. he laughs and says that he will now start removing the flesh from your abdomen and perhaps, on a lark, mutilate your genitals.

what do you do?

Panther · 08-24-2005, 06:14 PM

Note that I'll die because of the internal location of such, and probably scream like bloody hell for shits and giggles.

If you were told that you could never want for any material possesion in the world ever again, in exchange for giving up your right hand and ability to speak, would you go for it?

ice · 08-24-2005, 09:03 PM

No... I'm too darned fond of going to flea markets to give up the urge to want material objects...

If you were to choose the "never want material possesions" fate, how would you prefer your hand removed and voice silenced?

Kettu · 08-27-2005, 09:11 PM

I would want my hand cut off with a dull spoon and my voice box removed with sharp rocks.

lets say that someone puts a gun to your head and says " you have to have sex with your mother or father" who would you pick?

Fenris · 08-28-2005, 12:43 AM

I'd either kill the guy with the gun to my head or die trying, because neither option is going to happen.

Would you rather be strapped to a table in the custody of e_e's creepy

scalpel guy, or strapped to the same table and forced to listen to country
music and converse with rednecks until you die?

(i'm a little frusterated with the country music and rednecks at work, if it isn't obvious)

edible_eye · 08-28-2005, 05:06 AM

shit, girl - i'll take the country music scenario. rednecks are in-bred for maximum lilt when they laugh in their "yuck-yuck-yuck, i'm gonna **** yer ass now, bitch" way. eventually, i'd be able to talk my way out of it.

i hope.

i don't want to die by scalpel, i know that much.

if you had the choice between a.) suction cups applied to your eyes only to have them pulled slowly from their sockets, b.) wrists and ankles strapped to a large, wooden chair so that rats could gnaw away at your hands and feet or c.) being paralyzed from the neck down and having to watch alley cats tear your body apart, even though you couldn't feel it - what would you choose?

ice · 08-28-2005, 08:11 PM

I'd take B 'cause if it's not too heavy I'd be able to hop the chair a bit and maybe wiggle myself free or something like that.

One day you go to the orthodontists, because your teeth are all messed up. It's your turn up, and the doctor kindly leads you to his room. Inside it's pitch dark, and you hear a clicking, and suddenly you feel yourself strapped tightly into a large operation chair.The lights click on, and you see you are bound on all extremities of your body, including your head, but can move your eyes enough to see the doctor and his nurses sticking multiple needles into your veins all over your body -
What is going on and what are you going to do?

tiffany_the_writer · 08-29-2005, 11:54 PM

The orthodontist wants my blood of course. He is draining me of all my blood, for scientific experiments, and replacing it with coffee. I try to break free but to tell you the truth I am not very strong so I end up just being stuck there, hoping that someone comes and rescues me.

Now as we all know, coffee can't carry oxygen to all the organs in the body like the heart and kidneys and brain and what not. So I can’t breathe because I have no blood and oxygen, and I am strapped to the chair smelling like coffee. (Tim Horton’s coffee)

What experiments will the doctor use my blood for and are aliens involved?

SoulessDeath · 08-30-2005, 02:45 AM

cut you open stick a pump in you and turn it on then stich you back up but not before the aliens put a probe in you

what would you do if the moon was ganna fall in to eath and kill everyone in 3 days?

ice · 08-30-2005, 08:32 PM

Tough... if the money is traceable (ie in serial sequence, or marked) I'd continue the donation. If not, and, most likely, I'd keep the money anyways, 'cause when I'm stinkin' rich, I don't need to worry about getting sick, 'cause I can pay for my medical bill if I ever do. Oh, and I can pay to get my kidneys healed or replaced anyways (ironic).

Who's cooler, Elton John or Billie Joel, and why?

Star of Blight · 08-30-2005, 10:07 PM

Elton, always Elton. Reason why.....well pictures are worth a thousand words and there's no well in hell Billie could get away with this.

Why do TV commercials claim that shows are getting better and better, more hard hitting or (the new buzzword) evocative....when they're all just turning into daytime soaps that show once a week instead of every day.

"I can't believe Fox turned into a softcore porn channel, it happened so gradually" -Marge Simpson

Bodnoirbabe · 08-31-2005, 11:42 PM

Because more and more idiots are being dragged in to watch these empty shows because of the interesting buzzwords. Like my mom.

Do you think that Brad should never have divorced Jennifer?

Star of Blight · 09-01-2005, 12:39 AM

I think Brad should have shot Jennifer and then killed himself. Murder/suicide for the win.

Why do people care so much about celeb's?

MrMaelstrom · 09-01-2005, 04:05 AM

Because people project onto celebs lives their own dreams and aspirations, so that for many, the celeb is their ambassador to the fantasy life they wished for themselves.

Next question.....

"ask me...ask me...ask me...."

edible_eye · 09-01-2005, 06:33 AM

hey! you didn't ask a question. - grumble, grumble, grumble -

you're out drinking some night and a nice fella comes up to you at the bar and offers to buy you a drink. nothing too involved, he just buys a round and offers you one of the glasses when it arrives. you drink it and pass out.
when you awaken, you are strapped tight to a chair. the air smells of damp musk, mold and mildew. a single bulb illuminates what little of the room you can see, namely a table where there are several objects laid out before you and next to that, a man with his hands behind his back. your eyes hurt some from the light. he smiles.
"on the table, you see a few of my toys.", he says. "i will allow you to choose one. please understand that whatever you choose, there will be an unpleasant consequence."
he smiles again.
your eyes scan the table and what you see are as follows: a stapler, a pen, a ring with 5 keys, a spoon, a razor blade and a bottle of tobasco.

which will you choose? the consequence will follow...

Bodnoirbabe · 09-01-2005, 07:01 AM

I choose the razor blade. We'll assume this crazy guy keeps his toys in top form, so the blade would be extremly sharp. the shraper the btter. it will be a cleaner cut and easier to sew up afterward. Also, with a sharp razorblade, the although you probably will feel pain, the hopes are that you maybe wont because it will make such a clean cut.

What's the largest amount of money that you've spent primarily on yourself?

edible_eye · 09-01-2005, 08:56 AM

your nervousness excites him and the fact that you second-guess what he's about and what you'll receive only serve to make this more alluring. the razor blade is, in fact, brand new and he uses it to remove your face. starting at your hairline, he inserts the edge and drags it leftward, down to your chin. he giggles while slipping his fingers inside the incision and pulls outward, degloving the left side of your face. he then drags it down the right side and removes that as well. wherever the flesh sticks, he uses the blade to unstick it. he leaves your eyes in their sockets and your teeth intact.

good choice.

to answer your question - 6,000 dollars. i bought a used car, my grand am. i'm still driving it.

next question - what do you prefer - chocolate chip muffin, blueberry muffin, cranberry muffin or coffee cake muffin?

MrMaelstrom · 09-01-2005, 09:07 AM

Pussy Muffin.

"You ain't seen nothing 'till you're down on the muffin"
Walk This Way - Aerosmith

And now: What's the question for which the answer is 42?

edible_eye · 09-01-2005, 09:15 AM

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

i'll take one of those pussy muffins myself, now. goddamn, they're good. i forgot about them.

would you rather be a worm, a caterpillar, a maggot, a cat turd or a beetle trapped in a puddle of vomit? and why?

drgnlvr · 09-01-2005, 09:32 AM

Easy! A caterpillar! Because if I managed to make it to cocoon stage, I would become a butterfly.

And caterpillars are cute, they get to eat all day, and laze around, then they get to sleep in a nice silk cocoon for a couple of weeks.

Okay, question:

What do you think will happen to the science experiments in my fridge if I ignore them much longer?

Star of Blight · 09-01-2005, 10:08 AM

They shall gain intelligence, create a culture all their own and before you know it, attempt to contact you via radio.

What came first, the forum or the postwhore?