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03-17-2006, 04:06 PM
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#1101
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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ok, you have a point...rephrasing:
Is it for the same reason people use the phrase "I wouldn't do that for all the tea in China!"?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-17-2006, 04:26 PM
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#1102
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Is that the same as saying "It's not worth a hill of beans" ?
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03-17-2006, 04:45 PM
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#1103
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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speaking of worth, since when did piping up on a subject become "giving your two cents worth?" The last time I cared about two cents was when I was in a penny candy store. When was the last time anyone here has even -seen- a penny candy store?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-18-2006, 01:21 AM
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#1104
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
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In Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, that's where!
Should I go to bed or have one more cig and then see what the roomie is watching on tele?
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must---" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
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03-18-2006, 01:31 AM
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#1105
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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I'm voting cig.
How long before I can retire???
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-18-2006, 01:52 AM
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#1106
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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ah now, that depends on word usage. Do you mean from work? From life? For the day (as in going to bed)?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-18-2006, 02:07 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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I think I mean from work... butnow I'm tired too.. the choices!?
How stupids could someone really be? (aka: Phallus exp: Mulitcultural thread)
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-18-2006, 02:11 PM
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#1108
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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I don't know if I really want to find out, do you?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-18-2006, 02:26 PM
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#1109
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
Posts: 818
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Nope, I just can't afford being subjected to this level of stupidity. My brain would explode.
Why is there troll overload these couple of days?
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03-18-2006, 02:46 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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That's a good question.
Why is this Knoppix live DVD taking so long download?
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03-18-2006, 02:59 PM
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#1111
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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because you intimidate it...
Why does my wireless connection keep going AWOL!?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-18-2006, 03:12 PM
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#1112
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Because you FUBAR'd it.
You probably keep exceeding bandwidth.
Why did the knoppix download window close forcing me to resume after it pausing by itself?
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-18-2006, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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actually...probably because it's not actually my connection...it's my neighbors...
why won't my nailpolish cooperate today?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-18-2006, 03:26 PM
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#1114
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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not if your harem -- er, concubines... Wait! I mean sorority! Thats the word! Has anything to say about it.
Why can't I attain a sewing machine at my local thrift shop?
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-18-2006, 03:47 PM
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#1115
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Woah!
Sorry, there. I didn't know you were so touchy on the matter.
It hurts because of my stinging reference, I bet. Oddly enough, mine hurts too.
Why do I mentally identify with Story of my Life by Social distortion right now?
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03-18-2006, 04:20 PM
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#1116
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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why do I have an intense urge to attack that with quotation marks where they belong?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-23-2006, 07:17 PM
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#1117
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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My Japanese teacher accidentally said "TGIS" instead of "TGIF" in class today and so my friend and I spend the entire period passing a peice of paper back and forth coming up with things the S could stand for (the choicest of which would probably have to be sodomy, "Thank God It's Sodomy!")
The wtf part....neither of us came up with "Saturday" or "Sunday" which seems like the obvious choice...
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-23-2006, 07:23 PM
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#1118
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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wow....call me preoccupied and smack me over the head with a skillet...I posted that in the wrong thread and didn't even notice (well, until now obviously), oi
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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07-22-2006, 02:39 AM
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#1119
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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umm... cherry flavoured themometers.
is there really such a thing as god?
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07-22-2006, 04:52 PM
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#1120
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
Posts: 798
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It all depends on your perspective and what you define as "God". I'm not ging to go into detail on that because a) I don't have the time and b) no one wants to read all of that.
There is a butcher named Pete who is 6'4". What does he weigh?
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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08-05-2006, 07:15 PM
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#1121
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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What did he have for breakfast?
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Hist. Hark.
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08-06-2006, 10:19 AM
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#1122
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 129
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Three apples, a biscuit and a silver tea pot.
Why did his wife leave him?
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08-06-2006, 10:38 AM
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#1123
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 797
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Because her was a failure...
Why did phil collins eat the donkey.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord to tell everyone about that time at Ronnie's house when I smashed the beer bottle over my own head.
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08-09-2006, 01:14 PM
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#1124
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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He felt like it.
Why is my office always so cold?
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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08-09-2006, 01:21 PM
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#1125
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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I stole all the hotness for myself.
Who's phil collins? O_o
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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