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12-12-2009, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
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Things that I don't like.
I don't like them bi-sexuxaxl people. That is just dasgustin'. It's okay to be straight or one of them faggots, but bi?? This ain't the damn hometown buffet. You gotta pick between the hot dog and the bun, you can't have them both!
I don't like them white people either. They be all up in ma' grill tellin' me about Frasier and Mcguyer, and I'm just like "Shut yo' cracka ass up before I call that NAAPD!" and then I snap they neck with my karate chop (I been takin' tai-kwan-do lessons from sensei Jackie Chan) and steal they white-people money.
Thirdly, I don't really like them goth and emo people, they be actin' like Satinists who won't let god into their hearts. Plus, I had heard that they be eatin' babies. I don't believe that shit it is so wrong and disgusting. Then they be listing to that scurry Heavy Metal music with that Marilyn Manson and I'm just like "S'wrong with y'all. Let god into yo' heart and act like normal!"
Finally, I hate bigots. I can't stand people that are bigots and that hate people for something they believe in. Plus they are racist and evil and Imma beat all they bootyholes. Seriously, it's like how can y'all look at another persons skin color and judge? That's not good and I hope y'all get cut by one of them Japanese people. You gotta be cureful around them, get them japanese people irritabled and they cut you with they samurai sword!
So, what do y'all not like?
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12-12-2009, 08:19 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
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/win ............
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12-12-2009, 09:36 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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Too many capital letters at the start of sentences for me to take this seriously.
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"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
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12-13-2009, 02:29 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Israel.
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Is it... a... joke?
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12-13-2009, 04:12 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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I lol'd.
Shit I don't like would include, boxer-inners. You know those fucks that hog the outside lane, going slow as fuck, making you brake and stick behind the grandma out on a Sunday cruise, and then have to wait 10 minutes until dipshit next to you removes his head from his sphincter, finds the accelerator and gives it a prod. Lo and motherfucking behold he finally passes, then you go to overtake grandma out on a Sunday cruise and cuntbollock up ahead has resumed his favourite pastime of having his appendage that should contain a brain inserted in his sphincter again. Taking half a decade to realize he's actually created a tailback of half a kilometre, and the driver behind him almost has to scrape his shitty little toyota IQ of his front bumper if he goes any faster...
Twats....
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12-13-2009, 04:38 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
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Originally Posted by Corpsey
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Too many capital letters at the start of sentences for me to take this seriously.
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Ho, you best start runnin' cause if I ever get within reach of you, Imma kick you so hard in yo coochie hole that yo gynecologist gonna feel that shit!
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Originally Posted by Noirette
Is it... a... joke?
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Yes, baby. These are my honest opinions and anyone who disagrees is gonna feel my enragement. I'll cast my magic spells at them!
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12-13-2009, 10:44 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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Originally Posted by LakitaJackson
Ho, you best start runnin' cause if I ever get within reach of you, Imma kick you so hard in yo coochie hole that yo gynecologist gonna feel that shit!
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Much more believable. Almost grin-worthy.
If you come to New Zealand we'll see who can run the fastest to Porirua.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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12-14-2009, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: In your closet dancing to Lady Gaga
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I don't like people who claim to be open-minded, but aren't tolerant of others. STFU, sit down or avoid them. Don't freakin' push your hatefulness in their direction let alone my direction because i'll unleash my cybernetic ninja monkey nano crabs on your sweet candy behind.
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12-14-2009, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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Its funny how all the noobs are taking this seriously.
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There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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12-14-2009, 01:36 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Epic troll is epic
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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12-14-2009, 01:38 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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/agree PortraitOfSanity
Last edited by Anarasha; 12-14-2009 at 01:39 PM.
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12-14-2009, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Corpsey
Much more believable. Almost grin-worthy.
If you come to New Zealand we'll see who can run the fastest to Porirua.
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Porirua? Ain't that in Africa? I can use my magic spells to run on water but you'd be fucked, baby.
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Originally Posted by kaddam
I don't like people who claim to be open-minded, but aren't tolerant of others. STFU, sit down or avoid them. Don't freakin' push your hatefulness in their direction let alone my direction because i'll unleash my cybernetic ninja monkey nano crabs on your sweet candy behind.
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I'm flawless! ^_^
Also, why should I give a shit what you gotta say? You just got done tellin' me that you got crabs. That is fuckin' gross, yo mama needs to beat yo ass before you bring a damn crack-baby home.
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12-14-2009, 02:31 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Oh snap
Crackle
Nah I'll stfu now.
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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12-14-2009, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Earth.
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I hate how my hair will never be an afro.
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12-14-2009, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by LakitaJackson
You gotta pick between the hot dog and the bun, you can't have them both!
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Actually, I'm only happy when my hot dog is in her bun. But if you rub two buns together to spread a little butter around, I'm okay with that too.
Ain't no point in two hot dogs bein' in the picture.
And that's where the analogy plays out. *Phbbbbttttttttttt*
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12-14-2009, 03:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by DRM
I hate how my hair will never be an afro.
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Which hair?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-14-2009, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
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Originally Posted by DRM
I hate how my hair will never be an afro.
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I think your hair looks great the way you have it right now ^^
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12-14-2009, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LakitaJackson
Porirua? Ain't that in Africa? I can use my magic spells to run on water but you'd be fucked, baby.
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Have you even been to Africa? They're too poor to even try to think of making up magic words for running on water. At best they'd try to chase you with a knife to rip out your heart to give to some Shaman to make an aphrodisiac cocktail.
Porirua is like China-town in America of New Zealand, except with Samoans and Maoris. Big 'uns too.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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12-17-2009, 11:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Where I go to sleep every night
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Awesome troll
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12-18-2009, 02:22 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
Posts: 258
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Originally Posted by Corpsey
Have you even been to Africa? They're too poor to even try to think of making up magic words for running on water. At best they'd try to chase you with a knife to rip out your heart to give to some Shaman to make an aphrodisiac cocktail.
Porirua is like China-town in America of New Zealand, except with Samoans and Maoris. Big 'uns too.
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Gurl, whatchu talkin' bout? Africa ain't po'! All them African princes keep e-mailin' me bout all the money my dead relatives keep leavin' me!
Shoot, y'all just scured 'cause y'all know that I could outrun anything with ma Kenyan blud!
Also, why would you be wantin' to go to chinatown? Them crazy japanese people will cut you with they Samurai swords and use they oriental magic on y'all! I'll be okay, since I gots them counterspells, but once again, baby, you'd be fucked since honkeys ain't got no magic!
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12-18-2009, 05:38 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 24
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I hate ghosts. Lotsa ghosts where I live..
<<in dixie
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12-18-2009, 06:32 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
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Originally Posted by LakitaJackson
Gurl, whatchu talkin' bout? Africa ain't po'! All them African princes keep e-mailin' me bout all the money my dead relatives keep leavin' me!
Shoot, y'all just scured 'cause y'all know that I could outrun anything with ma Kenyan blud!
Also, why would you be wantin' to go to chinatown? Them crazy japanese people will cut you with they Samurai swords and use they oriental magic on y'all! I'll be okay, since I gots them counterspells, but once again, baby, you'd be fucked since honkeys ain't got no magic!
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Your funnyness is just epic
xDDD
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12-18-2009, 07:43 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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I don't like lakita and her scene schmene ass.
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12-18-2009, 07:56 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Why am I not surprised?!
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12-18-2009, 08:11 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
I don't like lakita and her scene schmene ass.
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Don't blame her, she's just having fun
xDD
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