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Old 11-23-2008, 06:29 PM   #1
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My feelings regarding Gothic.net...

Only you
Can make all this world seem right,
Only you
Can make the darkness bright,
Only you, and you alone
Can feel me like you do
And do fill my heart with love for only you.

Only you
Can make all this change in me,
For it's true
You are my destiny.
When you hold my hand, I understand
The magic that you do,
You're my dream come true,
My one and only you.

Only you
Can make all this change in me,
For it's true
You are my destiny.
When you hold my hand, I understand
The magic that you do,
You're my dream come true,
My one and only you.
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Old 11-23-2008, 06:30 PM   #2
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Awww, that Sir Helpman is such a sweet boy.
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Old 11-23-2008, 06:32 PM   #3
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My feelings toward Gothic.net:

Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger

And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual Healing baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me

Whenever blue tear drops are falling
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
Honey I know you'll be there to heal me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the things you're feeling
Oh I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing

Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up - let's make love tonight
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up - 'cos you do it right

Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising

And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Sexual Healing, baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
And it's good for me and it's so good to me
My baby ohhh

Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind soon we'll be making it
Honey, oh we're feeling fine
You're my medicine open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate

get up, get up, get up, get up - let's make love tonight
wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up - cause you do it right
(hear me my darling)
I can't wait for you to operate

When I get this feeling,
I need sexual healing
oh when I get this feeling,
I need sexual healing,
I gotta have sexual healing, Darling
'cos I'm all alone
sexual healing, darling,
'till you come back home
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Old 11-23-2008, 06:36 PM   #4
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In dreams I walk with you. in dreams I talk to you.
In dreams youre mine. all of the time were together
In dreams, in dreams.
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Old 11-23-2008, 06:36 PM   #5
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My feelings regarding Gothic.net:

Anal Cunt - You're a Fucking Cunt

You're fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks,
Your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt,
You think you're so important and want everyone to suck up,
I hope you O.D. and die real soon 'cause you're a fucking cunt,
15 year kids don't care about animals and women's rights,
But you force it down their throats, 'cause you're a fucking cunt,
Your writing's about as interesting as Allen Funt's,
I hope you die, 'cause you're a fucking cunt!

You're a fucking cunt!

[repeat first 4 lines]

You're a fucking cunt! [x4]
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Old 11-23-2008, 06:37 PM   #6
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My feelings regarding Gothic.net:

Anal Cunt - You're a Fucking Cunt

You're fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks,
Your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt,
You think you're so important and want everyone to suck up,
I hope you O.D. and die real soon 'cause you're a fucking cunt,
15 year kids don't care about animals and women's rights,
But you force it down their throats, 'cause you're a fucking cunt,
Your writing's about as interesting as Allen Funt's,
I hope you die, 'cause you're a fucking cunt!

You're a fucking cunt!

[repeat first 4 lines]

You're a fucking cunt! [x4]

When you hold my hand, I understand
The magic that you do...
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Old 11-23-2008, 06:42 PM   #7
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My feelings regarding Gothic.net:

Baby, I'm a sexual predator

Baby, I'm a sexual predator

Baby, I'm a sexual predator

for you!
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Old 11-23-2008, 06:42 PM   #8
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My feelings regarding Gothic.net:

Baby, I'm a sexual predator

Baby, I'm a sexual predator

Baby, I'm a sexual predator

for you!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
That was such a good show.
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Old 11-23-2008, 06:44 PM   #9
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
That was such a good show.
Especially because he dedicated it to the children.

Ya know he actually wrote that song about Tom? Hahaha.
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Old 11-23-2008, 06:49 PM   #10
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Aw...aw...that's terrible.
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Old 11-23-2008, 07:14 PM   #11
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Will you love me now
-you, whose feeling of dignity
Is a matter of subtraction?
Will you love me
-now that I have revealed your un-nakedness?
Will you love me now
-you whose perception of justice
Equals your will to corrupt?
Will you love me
-when I cut trough all the layers of your vanity?
Will you love me now
-you, who cling to a heart so fragile
Even your gods must suffer for you?
Could you love truth?
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Old 11-23-2008, 07:20 PM   #12
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Considering the recent tone of this board, only one song really captures its true essence

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
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Old 11-23-2008, 07:23 PM   #13
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We've been Rick Roll'd. :O
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Old 11-23-2008, 08:13 PM   #14
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In light of the recent tone of Gnet and in keeping with the tradition of using excellent lyrics to describe it, I must quote:

"You gotta be crazy,
you gotta have a real need.
You gotta sleep on your toes,
and when you're on the street,
You gotta be able
to pick out the easy meat
with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently,
down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike
when the moment is right
without thinking.

And after a while,
you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie,
and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye
and an easy smile.
You have to be trusted
by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance
to put the knife in.

You gotta keep one eye
looking over your shoulder.
You know it's going to get harder,
and harder,
and harder as you
get older."
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Old 11-23-2008, 08:15 PM   #15
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Indeed. Good one!
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Old 11-23-2008, 08:33 PM   #16
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My feelings regarding Gothic.net...

Why
do
you
love to lick my wounds?
Why
do
you
love to feel my pain?
Why
do
you
love to suck my life?
Why
do
you
look so motherfucking dead?

Dead?

Dead?

Why do I feel so dead?
Why do I feel so high?

High?

High?

Kill me...
I'm a dope fiend.
Do not touch me for I am unclean.
Kill....
Kill me.
Kill....
Kill me.

Screaming insects hail the queen..Welcome the killer home

Put your bloody hands on me..and whisper in my ear
Burning bodies keep us warm..and have for a million years

Why
do
you
love to lick my wounds?
Why
do
you
love to feel my pain?
Why
do
you
love to suck my life?
Why
do
you
love to lick my wounds?

Why!?

Yeah motherfucker, I'm high.
And I'm thankful just to be
alive..
Yeah motherfucker, I'm high.
And I'm thankful just to be
alive..
Yeah motherfucker, I'm high.
And I'm thankful just to be
alive..
Yeah motherfucker, I'm high.
And I'm thankful just to be
alive..
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Old 11-23-2008, 08:39 PM   #17
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Face to face
My lovely foe
Mouth to mouth
Raining heaven’s blows
Hand on heart
Tic tac toe
Under the stars
Naked as we flow
Cheek to cheek
The bitter sweet
Commit your crime in your deadly time

Commit your crime in your deadly time
It’s too divine
I want to bend
I want this bliss but something says I must resist


Another life
Another time
We’re siamese twins writhing intertwined
Face to face
No telling lies
The masks they slide to reveal a new disguise

You never can win
It’s the state I’m in
This danger thrills and my conflict kills
They say follow your heart
Follow it through
But how can you
When you’re split in two?

And you’ll never know
You’ll never know

One more kiss
Before we die
Face to face
And dream of flying
Who are you?
Who am i?
Wind in wings
Two angels falling
To die like this
With a last kiss
It’s falsehood’s flame
It’s a crying shame
Face to face
The passions breathe
I hate to stay but then I hate to leave

And you’ll never know
You’ll never know . . .
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Old 11-23-2008, 08:46 PM   #18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HumanePain
In light of the recent tone of Gnet and in keeping with the tradition of using excellent lyrics to describe it, I must quote:

"You gotta be crazy,
you gotta have a real need.
You gotta sleep on your toes,
and when you're on the street,
You gotta be able
to pick out the easy meat
with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently,
down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike
when the moment is right
without thinking.

And after a while,
you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie,
and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye
and an easy smile.
You have to be trusted
by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance
to put the knife in.

You gotta keep one eye
looking over your shoulder.
You know it's going to get harder,
and harder,
and harder as you
get older."
FOOK YUSS!
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Old 11-23-2008, 09:17 PM   #19
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Welcome to the house of fun
Now Ive come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lions den
Temptations on his way
Welcome to the house of FUN!
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Old 11-23-2008, 11:00 PM   #20
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Face to face
My lovely foe
Mouth to mouth
Raining heaven’s blows
Hand on heart
Tic tac toe
Under the stars
Naked as we flow
Cheek to cheek
The bitter sweet
Commit your crime in your deadly time

Commit your crime in your deadly time
It’s too divine
I want to bend
I want this bliss but something says I must resist


Another life
Another time
We’re siamese twins writhing intertwined
Face to face
No telling lies
The masks they slide to reveal a new disguise

You never can win
It’s the state I’m in
This danger thrills and my conflict kills
They say follow your heart
Follow it through
But how can you
When you’re split in two?

And you’ll never know
You’ll never know

One more kiss
Before we die
Face to face
And dream of flying
Who are you?
Who am i?
Wind in wings
Two angels falling
To die like this
With a last kiss
It’s falsehood’s flame
It’s a crying shame
Face to face
The passions breathe
I hate to stay but then I hate to leave

And you’ll never know
You’ll never know . . .
You can't hide.
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:48 PM   #21
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Find the dragon balls! Look out for them all!
You can search around the world with me.
Gotta heed the call of magic dragon balls!
What a great adventure this will be.
You can climb on board, ’cause the nimbus doesn’t wait!
A fantastic journey for your dreams -- a thrilling mystery!

Through the fires of time, they’ve waited patiently.
When all seven balls you find, the dragon is set free.
Rising, rising, mesmerizing, unbridled ecstasy.
Radiant and shining, hidden somewhere in the field,
Luminous and blinding, with your desire revealed.
Ageless, timeless, what you’ll find is beyond belief!

Let’s try, try, try, look high and low!
Search the sky and the sea below!
Let’s try, try, try, seize the day,
And make new friends along the way!

Find the dragon balls! look out for them all!
Come and hunt those dragon balls with me.
Gotta heed the call of magic dragon balls!
What a great adventure this will be.
Set a course for action, adventure doesn’t wait!
A fantastic journey for your dreams -- a thrilling mystery!
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:52 PM   #22
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That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
Your mother's reputation it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around.

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better.
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis.

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again.
Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or the back of your neck
If your mother's around then you make a double check.
I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

You know why?
Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Yes)

Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.

Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?
Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !

Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:59 PM   #23
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Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grammophone too! Oh yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(It's a phone with a peel!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me bananas!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!
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Old 11-26-2008, 01:33 PM   #24
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I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this forum
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Old 11-26-2008, 01:38 PM   #25
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Haha, this is my favourite thread
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