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Old 11-12-2011, 07:25 PM   #551
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Will anyone come to the cross?
Hey, hey! Let's not have any cross words like that here!

You keep proselytizing like that here and you could find yourself flung into the antiplenum due to your lack of erudition.

Woe be unto those unbelievers who find themselves lost in the antiplenum! Nothing but pain and suffering will fill the remainder of their time. Repent from your false beliefs and you will be saved!
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Old 11-12-2011, 07:28 PM   #552
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God is all-powerful.
God is perfectly good.
Evil exists.
If God exists, there would be no evil.
Therefore, God does not exist.

~Epicurus, ancient Greek philosopher.
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Old 11-12-2011, 07:33 PM   #553
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...unless God allows evil to exist.

But then you have to wonder what type of god would allow evil to not only exist, but to also affect its creation.
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Old 11-12-2011, 07:55 PM   #554
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Ha, we had that discussion the other day. Going by the Old Testament, Satan is just doing his job basically, he's not really evil. And even though Adam and Eve supposedly gained knowledge of good and evil, King Solomon asking for the wisdom to be able to tell the difference between the two indicates that it is difficult for people to know what the right thing to do is.
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Old 11-12-2011, 08:06 PM   #555
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...unless God allows evil to exist.

But then you have to wonder what type of god would allow evil to not only exist, but to also affect its creation.
Indeed. I just found the quote in a book about evil, and thought it was good enough to post in this thread. You have a great point, though.
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Old 11-12-2011, 08:07 PM   #556
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But if I did it to 'just try it out' I wouldn't actually be saved. They aren't magic words that saves everyone who says them.
well you have to believe the gospel, and romans 10:9 says that if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God hath raised Jesus from the dead on the third day you will be saved.

so I dono about magic words but all you have to do is confess that Jesus is Lord, so will you just confess that Jesus is Lord? you can do that by saying/praying the sinners prayer.. Please Pray ( dear Jesus I believe that you died on the Cross for my sins, I acknowledge that I am a sinner, and I know I can't save myself. I ask you to come into my heart, and save me, and forgive me of my sins. I confess that Jesus Christ is the Lord, I repent of my sin. I accept you as my Lord, and savior I call upon your name Lord Jesus amen) you can do it to try it out what would it hurt? and yes you would be saved if you said that prayer outloud because Jesus says whosoever comes to me will I in no way cast out.. so will you pray the sinners prayer?
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I will only say it if you promise to stop talking about it.
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I will only say it if you promise to stop talking about it.
Good luck with that...
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Old 11-13-2011, 12:20 AM   #559
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I will only say it if you promise to stop talking about it.
sure I will stop talking about it, to you anyways, and maybe even on this site unless someone asks me, in the mean time I'll talk about other things
Now please pray with me by using your mouth and by speaking outloud pray this with me. Please Pray ( dear Jesus I believe that you died on the Cross for my sins, I acknowledge that I am a sinner, and I know I can't save myself. I ask you to come into my heart, and save me, and forgive me of my sins. I confess that Jesus Christ is the Lord, I repent of my sin. I accept you as my Lord, and savior I call upon your name Lord Jesus amen) so did/will you pray the sinners prayer?
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So if I say those words you will stop talking about Jesus, God, the cross, salvation and everything to do with all of that?
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So if I say those words you will stop talking about Jesus, God, the cross, salvation and everything to do with all of that?
i'll stop talking to you about it. so what o you say?
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Whoa, there! Miss A, he said he wouldn't talk to YOU about it anymore. What about the rest of us? The carnage will continue.

Just a thought?
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But I read all of the threads on the forum, so he can't post in any of them about anything to do with religion.

I'm trying to take the bullet here and get myself all saved so none of you have to be. :P
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But I read all of the threads on the forum, so he can't post in any of them about anything to do with religion.

I'm trying to take the bullet here and get myself all saved so none of you have to be. :P
so will you, or did you pray the sinners prayer? say it out loud ?
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Do you promise not to talk about anything to do with Jesus, God or salvation on any of the threads on Gnet?
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But I read all of the threads on the forum, so he can't post in any of them about anything to do with religion.

I'm trying to take the bullet here and get myself all saved so none of you have to be. :P
I appreciate you taking the bullet, Miss A, but you shouldn't need to... something tells me this one's not gonna stop.
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well I may not stop I didn't agree that I would, also I would like to correct myself, I said once before that there are lies in life, I don't mean there are lies in the life that Jesus is because there is no lie in Jesus, what I meant was that there are lies in everyday life, so sorry I made a mistake, I wasn't thinking clearly
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also Jesus is God
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well I may not stop I didn't agree that I would, also I would like to correct myself, I said once before that there are lies in life, I don't mean there are lies in the life that Jesus is because there is no lie in Jesus, what I meant was that there are lies in everyday life, so sorry I made a mistake, I wasn't thinking clearly
That's why I'm asking you to agree to stop talking about religion if I say the magic words. Do I have to say them in that exact order, or is it like a checklist thing where as long as I say each word at least once in my life they all add up to salvation?

Oooh.. if I say them backwards does it invoke Satan?
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That's why I'm asking you to agree to stop talking about religion if I say the magic words. Do I have to say them in that exact order, or is it like a checklist thing where as long as I say each word at least once in my life they all add up to salvation?

Oooh.. if I say them backwards does it invoke Satan?
I won't talk about religion I will promiss you that unless someone asks, but I will still talk about things though on this forum, and just say the sinners prayer word for word, and yes it has to be in order, and all at the same time, not over a period of time, and no it wont invoke satan if you say it backwards but it does nothing backwards. so will you pray / say the prayer of salvation?
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Ok. Done.

Now, no more talking about religion or I'll take it back.
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did anybody know that abel was the first prophet ? the bible says so in Luke 11:50 That the blood of all the prophets, which was shed from the foundation of the world, may be required of this generation; Luke 11:51 From the blood of Abel unto the blood of Zacharias, which perished between the altar and the temple: verily I say unto you, It shall be required of this generation.
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Hey, hey! Let's not have any cross words like that here!

You keep proselytizing like that here and you could find yourself flung into the antiplenum due to your lack of erudition.

Woe be unto those unbelievers who find themselves lost in the antiplenum! Nothing but pain and suffering will fill the remainder of their time. Repent from your false beliefs and you will be saved!
why do you hate the cross?
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Old 11-15-2011, 12:43 AM   #575
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