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11-07-2008, 11:14 AM
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#101
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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And has two brains....
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-07-2008, 11:15 AM
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#102
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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who will rule as a bear on a unicycle.
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11-07-2008, 11:30 AM
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#103
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Reading Edgar Allen Poe in a Japanese accent whilst eating meringues.
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11-07-2008, 12:08 PM
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#104
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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This unicycle riding bear enjoys the company of...
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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11-07-2008, 12:44 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Peter Murphy, whilst...
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11-07-2008, 01:20 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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...whistling and playing whist, wandered away and whittled a wooden watch to wear around his wrist. When, wondrously, who should walk by to whiule away the time, but none other than...
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11-07-2008, 02:46 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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...Dionysius, wearing a shirt proclaiming, "Kiss me, I'm Greek". He looked over at Murphy and...
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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11-07-2008, 03:05 PM
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#108
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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... Pulled a gun and killed Murphy!!...
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-07-2008, 08:45 PM
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#109
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,041
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But he didn't know that Murphy was already dead!! He got up from the ground, grabbed Dionysius gun and ...
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"Man, know thyself, and thou wilst know the universe and the gods."
~ inscription at the Temple of Delphi
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11-07-2008, 08:48 PM
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#110
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
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...went off to shoot Bill Clinton. After killing Clinton he...
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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11-08-2008, 02:57 AM
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#111
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
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...decided it was time turn turn himself in. But, on the way to the police station,...
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11-08-2008, 03:05 AM
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#112
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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He thought to himself that it would be fun to kill yet another human being, so he decides to kill Unimatrix, and gets rewarded for it......
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-08-2008, 03:29 AM
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#113
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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by getting pissed on. Soaked in urine, he knew the only thing he could do was...
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11-08-2008, 03:33 AM
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#114
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Blame Saya for it!!...
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-08-2008, 03:42 AM
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#115
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Saya, of course, that woman was always blinding and distracting people with her wit, beauty, charm and of course modesty, with a distraction like that he was vulnerable to be pissed on. So he decided to get a shower at the local.....
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11-08-2008, 03:54 AM
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#116
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Hotel... But because he was so distracted by Saya's charm, he went to the place where they sell fish and bathed in that water, he didn't care, all he had was Saya on his mind!! He started following her ......
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-08-2008, 10:31 AM
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#117
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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On her way to work one misty morning on the misty mountain hop, singing ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!. 
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11-08-2008, 10:34 AM
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#118
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 690
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Originally Posted by Beowulf
On her way to work one misty morning on the misty mountain hop, singing ...
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You know what I like about you instantly?
You have the name Beowulf before the 2007 film came out (two years in fact).
That has to count for something.
Cool.
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11-09-2008, 11:00 AM
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#119
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
You have the name Beowulf before the 2007 film came out (two years in fact).
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Why not? The story has been around for thousands of years.
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11-21-2008, 05:07 AM
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#120
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Originally Posted by Beowulf
On her way to work one misty morning on the misty mountain hop, singing ...
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Singing songs for Kamelot, as he couldn't (neither could any human) mimic the voice of Khan, he .........
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-21-2008, 09:47 AM
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#121
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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He joined a progressive jazz/folk dancing trio and danced his way across the ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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11-21-2008, 09:51 AM
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#122
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London.
Posts: 324
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moore, where he then decided too...
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11-21-2008, 09:59 AM
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#123
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Play chess with ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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11-21-2008, 10:13 AM
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#124
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Khan because...
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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11-21-2008, 10:16 AM
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#125
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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The Baron of Rock had the stage beside the jazz band's, and was playing some AC/DC riffs on his guitar.
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