Suggested Sports for Goths

Midnight_Carnival · 03-17-2021, 01:25 AM

Most Goths I have met seem to lack this apparently essential human quality of getting worked up about groups of people chasing balls round.

Are there any "Sports for Goths" you know of, or can you suggest possibilities?

I have one, it's called "IT'S SHIT!"

a non-competitive sport for 1 to 30 players which can be played competitively, but is better you don't (because people will like loook at you!)

Teams: no
Equipment: cigarettes, alcohol, blunt instruments (if required).
Rules: don't get caught, and if you do, you were on your own the whole time.

1-30 players sit around smoking and talking about how shit life is while smoking and or drinking and or listening to depressing music (not emo - like very dark stuff).
At some point someone says "fuck it" and they all leave to go and beat the crap out of a security guard. Nobody wins

Midnight_Carnival · 03-19-2021, 05:07 AM

"IT'S NOT JUST IN NOVEMBER!"

a non-competitive sport for 1 to 6 players.

Teams: no
Equipment: plastic bats, skulls, decorations, etc.
Rules: don't get caught, and if you do, you were on your own the whole time.

1-6 players decide it's Halloween one random night when it's clearly not. They go around obnoxiously putting up decorations and throwing eggs at people's houses