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04-25-2011, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Good thing you didn't have him take a cold shower before you collected your reward! 
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04-25-2011, 08:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Oh, yeah ...
THE PLAYSTATION NETWORK IS STILL DOWN!!!!
*bitch*bitch*bitch*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-25-2011, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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I just feel emotional today. Soon it will time to walk around outside again. Another system of tanning.
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04-25-2011, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Thermostat replaced (in less than 30 minutes), water heater now works, another half hour later glorious, soaking baths in rapid succession were had by all in the family.
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But I am still replacing the whole damn water heater next month and water shutoff valves anyway. Not waiting for the third shoe to drop, nosireeebob. And for that I WILL hire a plumber!
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04-25-2011, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Good thing you didn't have him take a cold shower before you collected your reward! |
You have a smutty mind Mr Lahnger... I was simply talking about getting him to put the doona cover back on. I hate that job. I'm too short (well 5'5") and I don't have a good wingspan, so I end up wrestling with it and swearing a lot (nasty words like "custard" and "flamin' stupid man designed thingie")
One day he's going to come home and find his beloved quilt/doona is gone, replaced with blankets...
oh yeah, blankets - now I need to go off and have some quiet time..
Oh and talking of Manbats - he got all whiny about me showering this morning (he was taking babybat out) and I said "Why do I need to shower if you are going out" okay so I was lazy, and ended up showering and dressing like I was going to the office AND then Mr Bat starts saying "Oh so you are comign out with us,"
I gave him the look, that usually puts fear into the hearts of grown men, but then he started saying "Oh so teh football team is coming over then" (because I was tarted up).
I told him that if they were coming over, they could clean the house, and tidy the yard. I mean seriously what else would he expect me to do with 22 virile fit young men?
OMG! he meant they could paint the house.. why didn't I think of that...
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04-25-2011, 09:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
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I saw someone I haven't spoken to in 4 years.(For a very specific reason)
He made it a point to say hi to me, and when I pretended to not recognize him, he made another point to make sure I knew it was him.
And he was also seated behind me at the resturaunt I was at.
I almost got up and left, but my friend and I had already placed our orders.
I have never felt more sick than I do right now.
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04-25-2011, 09:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
You have a smutty mind Mr Lahnger... I was simply talking about getting him to put the doona cover back on. I hate that job. I'm too short (well 5'5") and I don't have a good wingspan, so I end up wrestling with it and swearing a lot (nasty words like "custard" and "flamin' stupid man designed thingie")
One day he's going to come home and find his beloved quilt/doona is gone, replaced with blankets...
oh yeah, blankets - now I need to go off and have some quiet time..
Oh and talking of Manbats - he got all whiny about me showering this morning (he was taking babybat out) and I said "Why do I need to shower if you are going out" okay so I was lazy, and ended up showering and dressing like I was going to the office AND then Mr Bat starts saying "Oh so you are comign out with us,"
I gave him the look, that usually puts fear into the hearts of grown men, but then he started saying "Oh so teh football team is coming over then" (because I was tarted up).
I told him that if they were coming over, they could clean the house, and tidy the yard. I mean seriously what else would he expect me to do with 22 virile fit young men?
OMG! he meant they could paint the house.. why didn't I think of that...
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You pump me up.
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Originally Posted by CarrionCorpse
I saw someone I haven't spoken to in 4 years.(For a very specific reason)
He made it a point to say hi to me, and when I pretended to not recognize him, he made another point to make sure I knew it was him.
And he was also seated behind me at the resturaunt I was at.
I almost got up and left, but my friend and I had already placed our orders.
I have never felt more sick than I do right now.
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Fill his face with uppercuts!
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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04-25-2011, 09:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
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I considered keying his car, but when we got up to leave after eating I was in no mood to stick around.
I wouldn't want to be close enough to him to fill his face with uppercuts.
Ha.
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04-25-2011, 09:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CarrionCorpse
I considered keying his car, but when we got up to leave after eating I was in no mood to stick around.
I wouldn't want to be close enough to him to fill his face with uppercuts.
Ha.
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Either way, I'm sorry. ^^;
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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04-25-2011, 10:39 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 416
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Either way, I'm sorry. ^^;
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It's fine, but thanks.
I decided if I ever see him around again, I'm not holding anything back.
He'll definately know why we don't talk anymore and why I ignore his exsistence.
And I'll make everyone around him know as well.
ha
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04-26-2011, 01:41 AM
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#5636
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Fuck. Childrens birthdays are expensive.Buying a new DS, games, cds, books, clothes, dvds, specially made cupcakes, a birthday cake, cards, balloons and party food has left me skint! Makes me really appreciate how hard it must have been for my Mum doing all this for six children.
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I am your slice of pie
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04-26-2011, 01:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Fruitbat, since I have seen you use the tongue o' smut before, as well as the whisper of innuendo and the affectation of arousal, one might understand my misunderstanding.
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
OMG! he meant they could paint the house.. why didn't I think of that...
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See! That's a euphemism I've seen before! I had no idea you kept your house "painted"! LOL!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-26-2011, 08:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Ooh! You could also ask them to "trim the lawn!"
By the way, do the hedges match the treetops?
LMAO!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-26-2011, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Australia
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starting school again today.... i'm gonna have fun ... NOT
stupid place, all it is, is a zoo, to keep teenagers in cages until the become adults, .. its ridiculous... especially when you don't fit in with the rest of the animals.
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04-26-2011, 04:34 PM
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#5640
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by CarrionCorpse
My boyfriend of almost 4 years told me today that I'm a shitty girlfriend.
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Take him by the hand, and show him the door (WAIT! I know what you're thinking but I am not done!)
Open door...
...and have him look outside at the line of dudes stretching around the corner waiting for him to leave a good catch!
Serious.
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04-26-2011, 04:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I have a muse.
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04-26-2011, 04:45 PM
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#5642
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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It's pronounced "meese".
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04-26-2011, 05:10 PM
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#5643
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I hate meeses to pieces!
*waits to see who gets it*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-26-2011, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 416
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HumanePain
Take him by the hand, and show him the door (WAIT! I know what you're thinking but I am not done!)
Open door...
...and have him look outside at the line of dudes stretching around the corner waiting for him to leave a good catch!
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*blushes*
How sweet of you.
He did apologize the next morning.
It was such an odd thing for him to say still, completely uncalled for.
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04-26-2011, 09:23 PM
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#5645
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Fruitbat, since I have seen you use the tongue o' smut before, as well as the whisper of innuendo and the affectation of arousal, one might understand my misunderstanding.
See! That's a euphemism I've seen before! I had no idea you kept your house "painted"! LOL!
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Are you the frisky one today!? I have stamina but not for 22 young guys. I prefer quality over quantity.
Lawn is already mowed, but I do have tree down the back that needs moving. *razz*
I love your way with words Mr L.
My back is killing me... stomach crunches were not meant to mix with bulging discs and my girly arms hurt from the weights. boohoo is me.
Versus -  *blushes*
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04-26-2011, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Are you the frisky one today!? I have stamina but not for 22 young guys. I prefer quality over quantity.
Lawn is already mowed, but I do have tree down the back that needs moving. *razz*
I love your way with words Mr L.
My back is killing me... stomach crunches were not meant to mix with bulging discs and my girly arms hurt from the weights. boohoo is me.
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Why do you blush at me?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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04-26-2011, 11:03 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Australia
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i hate fucking stuck up snobby little shits ... that think there so cool.... it drives me nuts... its like grow the fuck up and get a life ..... just grrrrrrrrrr
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04-27-2011, 04:38 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Why do you blush at me?
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Because I'm so shy, I blush at everything.
It was just the way my mind was working when I was trying to think of associates of "You pump me up" and I thought of a joke I heard from a comedian who was talking about the Queensland floods and it went along the lines of some guy was using a blow up sex doll as a floatation device .
Here's the link to the joke: (It's right at the start of the video).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vS4H4_tjxU&feature=fvst
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04-27-2011, 05:21 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I have a big bug bite on my left boob  Oww...
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04-27-2011, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Ack! That's the first time I've had to click the sound off on a banner ad here.
Ugh...
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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