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06-27-2011, 07:05 PM
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Ohio woman accused of spraying deputies with breast milk
Ohio woman accused of spraying deputies with breast milk
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Updated at 06:55 PM June 27, 2011
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DELAWARE, OH -- A central Ohio woman accused of spraying sheriff's deputies with breast milk is facing charges including disorderly conduct.
The Delaware County sheriff's office says deputies responded to a call about a domestic dispute early Saturday, and a man told them his wife was drinking at a wedding and hit him before locking herself in a car.
The sheriff says deputies found the woman in a car and tried to talk with her, but she didn't cooperate. He says when deputies tried to remove her, she said she was a breast-feeding mother, then exposed part of her chest and sprayed them with breast milk.
Authorities say 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette of Westerville faces charges including domestic violence, assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
Jail officials didn't know whether she has an attorney.
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What I want to know is why wasn't she charged with dis-udderly conduct?
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06-27-2011, 08:25 PM
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So....did she actually pull out a boob and squirt them with it or did her breast come out of the bra by accident and spray them? I know from experience that they can go off by themselves if they get too full.
*The more you know, kids.*
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06-27-2011, 08:30 PM
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There's a video at the link showing some courtroom testimony, but my speakers are too quiet to make it out.
Yep, sometimes those things can have a hair trigger.
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06-27-2011, 08:33 PM
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teehee..
does that make it assault with a nutritious weapon? (sorry about the spelling)
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06-28-2011, 01:31 AM
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Now thats a clip I want to see on Cops.
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06-28-2011, 07:27 PM
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So today she apologized, but plead not guilty. Hmph!
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06-29-2011, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
So today she apologized, but plead not guilty. Hmph!
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of this titillating story.
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06-29-2011, 07:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CptSternn
Thanks for keeping us abreast of this titillating story.
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I hear the police cordoned off the areola.
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06-29-2011, 07:55 AM
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That's a mammary they'll not soon forget!
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06-29-2011, 08:55 AM
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Come on you guys, you're really milking these puns....
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06-29-2011, 11:34 AM
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Umm...b00bs.
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06-29-2011, 11:57 AM
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Come on guys, it's a nipple too far...
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06-29-2011, 11:06 PM
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Well, I go away for a while and when I come back here I see that this thread has devolved into a series of jocular boob puns. And all I can say is ...
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THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!!! You guys are udderly AWESOME!!!!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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06-30-2011, 07:43 AM
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Thanks for being supportive.
Like a bra.
(Yeah, yeah, it's a stretch, but let's face it - we're running out.)
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06-30-2011, 09:12 AM
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Aw, it's too soon for this thread to go bust. After all, it's been such a teat ... er, treat ... to read so far.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-30-2011, 10:54 AM
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Breast thread ever!
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06-30-2011, 11:14 PM
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It's just a storm in a dee-cup. Sheesh.
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