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04-28-2009, 08:27 PM
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#851
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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I avoid being mature and serious at all costs for fear I will eventually get together with a woman she has kids and any chances I had to start a music career goes down the hole.
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04-28-2009, 08:28 PM
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#852
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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Originally Posted by MollyMac
Thank the universe she had enough plastic surgery that I not longer need to budget for Clairol.
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I laughed out loud.
Courtney love....
I'm completely adamant that there is no resemblance.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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04-28-2009, 08:28 PM
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#853
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Inside Eva O's uterus...
Posts: 364
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My mom is going out with a Chicago Bear.
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What's that moving in the basement?
What's that moving in the attic?
Who's that walking in the shadow?
Who's that walking in the streets?
-Christian Death
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04-28-2009, 08:34 PM
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#854
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Originally Posted by Corpsey
I laughed out loud.
Courtney love....
I'm completely adamant that there is no resemblance. |
Holy shit... that her on a good day, or bad?
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04-28-2009, 08:36 PM
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#855
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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I'd vote "Visually intolerant day".
No idea what the hell she put in her eyes to get that glean other than "other" substances.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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04-28-2009, 08:38 PM
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#856
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Originally Posted by Corpsey
I'd vote "Visually intolerant day".
No idea what the hell she put in her eyes to get that glean other than "other" substances.
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So, an average day.
Duane wants to be a father, but is afraid of responsibility.
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04-28-2009, 08:49 PM
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#857
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Inside Eva O's uterus...
Posts: 364
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How old is Duane?
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What's that moving in the basement?
What's that moving in the attic?
Who's that walking in the shadow?
Who's that walking in the streets?
-Christian Death
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04-28-2009, 08:51 PM
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#858
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Duane is 19.
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04-28-2009, 09:08 PM
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#859
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Inside Eva O's uterus...
Posts: 364
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
Duane is 19.
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Rozz is 17. You have defeated me in age. I shall return to my fortress and wait until I catch up to you.
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What's that moving in the basement?
What's that moving in the attic?
Who's that walking in the shadow?
Who's that walking in the streets?
-Christian Death
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04-28-2009, 09:18 PM
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#860
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Duane does not like the way you speak to him! Oh, Wheel in the sky that keeps on rolling, crush his fortress as I escape on me magic carpet! RIDE ON!
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04-28-2009, 09:23 PM
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#861
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Whenever I tell a joke, a laugh track plays in the background.
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04-28-2009, 09:25 PM
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#862
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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That's the laugh track laughing about how lame your jokes are.
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04-28-2009, 09:28 PM
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#863
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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.............Yeah
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04-28-2009, 09:29 PM
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#864
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Quite the knee slapper, huh? Oh, sorry.
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04-28-2009, 09:33 PM
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#865
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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What was that crack about my knee?
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04-28-2009, 09:37 PM
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#866
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Why... yes it was, now make like a Pete, and powerslide off. Or I'll go instrument destruction on you.
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04-28-2009, 09:44 PM
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#867
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Posts: 1,044
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Originally Posted by Duane
Holy shit... that her on a good day, or bad?
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What happened to her lips? They look revolting.
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04-28-2009, 10:06 PM
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#868
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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She seems fond of excessively plumping them up with injections
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04-28-2009, 10:22 PM
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#869
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Inside Eva O's uterus...
Posts: 364
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She used to look okay way back when, I don't see how any of her silly surgeries are any kind of improvement.
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What's that moving in the basement?
What's that moving in the attic?
Who's that walking in the shadow?
Who's that walking in the streets?
-Christian Death
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04-29-2009, 03:10 AM
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#870
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: in the garden of delight
Posts: 187
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A friend just recently pointed out about how OC I am with my drinks. I noticed only then that I have a habit of putting coffee in my cup first and then the hot water after. *wonders*
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04-30-2009, 10:46 PM
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#871
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Sometimes I get into fights with my reflection in the mirror.
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05-01-2009, 12:20 PM
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#872
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Brizzle, baby!
Posts: 428
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I'm double-jointed in my elbows, which means I can turn them inside out but I can't do handstands for fear of horrendous dislocation-style injuries.
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"Fear will keep us all in place."
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05-02-2009, 05:11 PM
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#873
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Is life even worth living if you can't doing handstands?
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05-02-2009, 08:05 PM
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#874
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Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 29
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Some nights I can go to bed because I'm scared aliens are going to come and take me.
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05-02-2009, 08:06 PM
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#875
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I can dislocate my shoulders, and my elbows used to dislocate a lot. The orthopedic doc I saw said I was hyperflexible. Wtf?!
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