the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 6

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-18-2005, 06:31 PM

Granted....but the whole human race turns buddhist and stop believing in you, therefor you cease to exist and disappear into nothingness.

i wish i didnt have scurvy.

Ariis · 10-18-2005, 09:09 PM

Granted! Dead poeple don't have scurvvy.

I wish my date liked me naked and I
had 10x2" right where I need it most
for a night of bliss.

edible_eye · 10-18-2005, 09:11 PM

granted. all your bones disappear instead.

i wish i had a big, fuckin' steak to eat right now.

arrrrrgh! simulpost...

for ariis - granted. in fact, your date likes you naked so much, he or she invites fifteen friends over to enjoy your body as well, immediately after applying leather restraints. and one of them brings a spiked thing that fills your soul with fear.

same wish.

Ariis · 10-18-2005, 09:40 PM

Granted! But You get mad cow disease!
You better open up those ERs for the most violent
case of mad cow ever.

I wish the girl with the spikes was Angela Gossow
from Arch Enemy who decides I'm fucking her
with consent or not (of course I would)

edible_eye · 10-18-2005, 09:45 PM

granted. and those spikes preceed to mutilate your genitals in the most horrid of ways..... in fact, it looks like a crushed, bloody cauliflower when she's done.

i wish my drink would replenish itself without me getting up.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-18-2005, 09:56 PM

granted....you look down and your drink is full again, as you tip your head back to swallow the cool drink your eyes gaze upward when you notice a small crack in the sewage pipe running along your ceiling. then as you are skulling down your drink you realise how it was 'magically' refilled.

i wish i didnt have a headache.

Ariis · 10-18-2005, 10:09 PM

Granted! Your head goes numb and you
can't think any more now that you're
braindead.

I wish Angela healed me and continued
with that solid 24/7 month of bliss.

Akuma2636 · 10-19-2005, 05:16 AM

Granted! But, after your solid month of bliss, you have a lifetime of pain and misery, until one day, 3 years in the future you get committed to a mental institution. And another 3 years after that you commit suicide by injecting yourself with someone else's needles.

I wish that My Muse would love me for eternity, and that I loved him for eternity.

edible_eye · 10-19-2005, 09:55 AM

granted. he loves you but wants nothing to do with you and so, heads off for a fling with anyone who's willing to open up to him, leaving you both heartbroken and leaving your imagination sterile. your muse is able to inspire others with short bursts of passion, though - so at least someone's gettin' it and let's face it, if you love him so much, that should make you miserably happy.

i wish i didn't wake up with a hangover this morning.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-19-2005, 11:01 AM

granted....you dont wake up with a hangover but you smoked 3 packs of cigarettes whist drunk and you will die a slow, painful, horrible death of lung AND tongue cancer.

i wish my 'fuck buddy' would be more honest about his feelings.

edible_eye · 10-19-2005, 11:06 AM

granted. he tells you it's your ass from now on or he's leaving. plus, he wants your boss to join in.

wish i had the drive to do something fruitful today.

edible_eye · 10-19-2005, 11:18 AM

granted. al gore, while working hard to invent the internet, decided it wasn't worth it and tossed his plans into the trash. big bird, however, found them and is still working hard to bring them to fruition, minus the inherent evil al gore would have unleashed. between dismantling al gore's evil and occassionally laying an egg, big bird'll have a "safe" internet up and running somewhere around the year 2345. for now it's back to the library for you, darkangel.

i wish i had another bowl of soup.

Ariis · 10-19-2005, 04:07 PM

Granted! He becomes a man monster and eats
you from across the TV screen.

I wish I never commited suicide!!!

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-19-2005, 04:35 PM

Granted. You get arrested for attempted suicide, and end up getting thrown in an insane asylum for the rest of your life.

I wish I could see the perfect sunset.

demoncross · 10-19-2005, 04:39 PM

Granted but due to your vampiric nature you wither away and get blown off by the wind as only dust.

I wish I could fly

edible_eye · 10-19-2005, 04:43 PM

granted, but so excited were you, on your first flight - you didn't see the thick branch above you, collided and managed to break your neck. on the ground once again, spread out with your neck bent at a severe angle - you stare up at the branch, unable to breathe, paralyzed from the neck (the word "neck" is used a little too often, perhaps?) down and realize you only made it about 4 feet off the ground, total. you could have just jumped instead for all it was worth. so sad.

i wish my work out goes well tonight.

demoncross · 10-19-2005, 05:00 PM

Granted you become so excited by the results that you become addicted and start taking steroids to look even better, your penis begins to shrink and shrivel like a raisin, you become so depressed you go to San Francisco and marry a 300lbs guy named fifi.

I wish I could see her, just once.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-19-2005, 07:30 PM

granted....you see her, the most beautiful girl you've ever laid eyes upon, she is stunning, perfect, amazing. you could just explode from bliss.
the sad thing is you do explode leaving her covered in brain matter and intesteins.

i wish i was not so dependant on caffine.

edible_eye · 10-19-2005, 07:34 PM

granted. night-night... forever, lethargic lucy.

i wish my penis never does shrivel like a raisin.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-19-2005, 07:45 PM

granted....the steroids have a reverse effect on you and your penis grows so large that you can no longer walk or move. you become such a freak that you are put in a window so people can stop and stare. you spend the rest of your days with nothing but your freakishly huge penis and public humiliation.

i wish i had a new pair of boots.

Ariis · 10-20-2005, 03:00 PM

Granted! A pair of boots appear at your doorstep.
You walk around in them for three days until
you try to take a plane somewhere. Bomb sniffing
dogs get to you and you get mauled. Later you're
arrested for terrorism charges and sent to
Guantanamo Bay with out lawyers, justice,
or even a day without being molested by
some soldier who couldn't wait anymore
to get home to his wife for some "satisfaction".

I wish I were back to being imprisoned by Angela
again, commanding me to fuck her for all eternity.

sameta · 10-20-2005, 05:23 PM

Granted....just to realise once you're outside that its the place you wanna live in, bu sadly you have been declared enemy of the state and thus cannot return...ever...

I wish i was able to live without any other purpose than to enjoy life...no studies, no jobs, no bloody nothing...just freedom

polished_wolf_claws · 10-20-2005, 05:24 PM

*Opps.. .this was for eyesoftragedy*

Granted, But the only tickets outta the state were to Mississippi *Not happy river time place either, we're talkin cousin lovin Klansmen land* and you get linched for being ...well, do they ever really give a reason?

I wish I could slap Paris hilton. *Cuz Thats So Hawt!*

sameta · 10-20-2005, 05:30 PM

You slap her hard on the face, only to realise you enjoy every single hit more than anything uve ever experienced... u decide tot ake her hostage and you become a masochist for life...

Right, lets get my wish back

I wish i was able to live without any other purpose than to enjoy life...no studies, no jobs, no bloody nothing...just freedom

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-20-2005, 05:39 PM

Granted, you get bored after two days and decide to add some excitement to your life by going out to a club. You find a very sexy woman who has the hots for you, and you go home with her. You guys fuck like mad crazy bunnies, and just when your at your peak......

......She slits your throat with a razor. You die with a hard-on. I'm such a nice guy.

I wish that I had a Harrier jet.