Relaxation and pleasure.

[Mag]

ice cream, a nice long walk...

[Unimatrix 00]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

I'm with Solumina.

Hehehe me three! But I only do it about once a week. I try not to because really my bf should be the only one to satisfy me.

[Solumina]

There is nothing wrong with masturbating frequently while you are in a relationship, I can pretty much guarantee that your boy does it a lot more than once a week.

[Unimatrix 00]

Nah I dont think so. haha. Or maybe yeah but its always about me.

I can't help but feel a bit naughty when I masturbate. I feel like i'm having a tiny affair with myself on my bf.

[Mir]

If I masturbate thinking of you, would that mean you're having an affair with me?

[Unimatrix 00]

Heheheehehe you can think of me any time you wish ;}

xx

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by Unimatrix 00

Nah I dont think so. haha. Or maybe yeah but its always about me.

I can't help but feel a bit naughty when I masturbate. I feel like i'm having a tiny affair with myself on my bf.

There are so many things wrong with this.

[viscus]

Originally Posted by Mir

If I masturbate thinking of you, would that mean you're having an affair with me?

Originally Posted by Unimatrix 00

Heheheehehe you can think of me any time you wish ;}

xx

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[the-nihilist]

So you ate the same thing twice?

[Pineapple_Juice]

In no particular order:

-food
-running
-sex
-writing
-looking at websites that talk about how much they hate children
-smoking
-masturbation
-reading
-sleeping
loud music
-driving fast
-cleaning
-cooking
-walking for a long time
-talking to someone about it
-daydreaming
-3 hour showers
-making myself purdy via hair and makeup
-internet window shopping
-making lists

[Saya]

I demand to know how you manage to make hot water last three hours, or do you take cold showers? I love long showers but the hot water cuts out after about fifteen or twenty minutes.

[Pineapple_Juice]

I live in an apartment. The water never runs cold. Dunno why. Other apts. run cold after 25 minutes. Just lucky i guess.

[SiouxsiePernova]

When I am feeling agitated, I find lighting candles and incense to be very therapeutic.

[honeythorn]

Doing tank maintenence on all 4 fishtanks ( not as dreary as it sounds honestly ) re-arranging decor, trimming and pruning the plants and feeding the various fish. Then putting the hood back on and watching them swim.

I read there was a study of some kind that proved watching fish swimming was relaxing . Unless that is, you watch my brother's tank which contains a highly nervous and volatile plec, who regularly barrels round the tank knocking all the wood over that I JUST RE-ARRANGED!!! Not relaxing!! it's bloody annoying!

He's getting some pirahna soon...this should be fun...

[Unimatrix 00]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

There are so many things wrong with this.

What do you mean?

And hahahaha Viscus, very funny. Grow up.

[Joker_in_the_Pack]

Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice

-looking at websites that talk about how much they hate children

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guIHLxI3EMw

Originally Posted by Unimatrix 00

What do you mean?

Here's why that post of yours is full of fail.

1) I guarantee he waxes his carrot more than once a week
2) I'm pretty much convinced it's not always about you.
3) You can't have an affair with yourself. That just pees in the face of the word.

[Schazmyrrh]

(When I'm angry) I end up writing something- poetry, most of the time; or I go about arranging things around the room. But if I'm too hissy to concentrate, I usually listen to loud music on my headphones at full volume.

[honeythorn]

Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack

he waxes his carrot

I have to incorporate this phrase into the next conversation where wanking crops up ( surprisingly often ).

[Still Jack]

I actually laughed out loud at that expression.

[Unimatrix 00]

Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guIHLxI3EMw



Here's why that post of yours is full of fail.

1) I guarantee he waxes his carrot more than once a week
2) I'm pretty much convinced it's not always about you.
3) You can't have an affair with yourself. That just pees in the face of the word.

Haha i didnt say he always waxes his carrot over me, but if he would like to then I am only too glad. hehe.

And I didnt mean literally an affair, I just meant I felt a little naughty and sly when I masturbate away from my bf.

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Unimatrix 00

Haha i didnt say he always waxes his carrot over me

Yes you did, go back and read your post if you don't believe me.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Congratulations on the engagement, Solumina.

[Solumina]

Thanks Ophie!

[Unimatrix 00]

Originally Posted by Solumina

Yes you did, go back and read your post if you don't believe me.

Well I hope you fucking enjoy your glory.

Congratulations on the engagement too though. x

[Solumina]

Woot Glory!