Gnet in the badly dubed 70s era Swedish porno

[Apathy's_Child]

I'm sniff-nodding at the screen right now.

Fuck, all those wasted years, when I could've been harrassing you. That shit hurts my heart.

[MissCheyenne]

I'm hunting for suitable pictures right now. The one on my profile is my natural colour, HP asked if I was a natural redhead in fact. The only one I can find right now is where I've added a tint to bring out the red in my hair though, will that do?

[Apathy's_Child]

Eh, we'll make it work. For now.

The porn aspect of this thread no longer matters to me. The knowledge that there's been a redhead under my nose for 2 yrs that I failed to detect has knocked the shit out of my confidence.

[MissCheyenne]

Don't give this up. We're making magic in this thread!

[Solumina]

This thing you have for redheads, is it only natural redheads?

[Apathy's_Child]

I like all redheads. The natural ones really pump me up, to use Versus's term in its most literal context. But mostly, yeah, I just fucking love red hair. I'm not sure why. I'd be all over Jack's shit if I swung that way.

[Solumina]

Interesting.

[KontanKarite]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

Whoa, it is DIFFERENT with me and Judge. That shit is sacred. It transcends the binary divisions of time, space, place, sexual orientation, love, and lust. Plus, she's a hot redhead - and you KNOW how I feel about redheads, goddamn it.

Case in mother fucking point. I wouldn't have hurt Saya if she would have talked to me.

Hey, don't be TOO mad, buddy... what we had for a moment was magic and sacred.

[Apathy's_Child]

Holy fuck, I just looked at your profile. I'm actually drowning in fire-pussy here. I fucking love this place sometimes.

EDIT: I understand, K. I... will never forget.

[MissCheyenne]

bahaha, fire pussy. I like it

[KontanKarite]

Hey, Apathy... if it's any condolences bro, I actually DO have natural red highlights in my hair. You should see it in the summer. Still predominantly brunette though.

[MissCheyenne]

You have red in your hair? O.O Apathy's not the only one with a thing for red hair you know.......

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by KontanKarite

Hey, Apathy... if it's any condolences bro, I actually DO have natural red highlights in my hair. You should see it in the summer. Still predominantly brunette though.

Look. I just made my peace with your callous desertion of me for some Asian chick - are you TRYING to hurt me? Remove your whore's heart from my vicinity, for it knows neither love nor pity.

[KontanKarite]

It's tell-tale, baby. My hair is a mix of silver, dark brown, and red.

[vindicatedxjin]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

Look. I just made my peace with your callous desertion of me for some Asian chick - are you TRYING to hurt me? Remove your whore's heart from my vicinity, for it knows neither love nor pity.

Hey now I'm not just "some" Asian chick.

I'm a fucking Asian Sensation.

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

Hey now I'm not just "some" Asian chick.

I'm a fucking Asian Sensation.

You're the whore that stole Kontan to me, toots. [throws drink over you Dallas bitch-style]

[KontanKarite]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

Look. I just made my peace with your callous desertion of me for some Asian chick - are you TRYING to hurt me? Remove your whore's heart from my vicinity, for it knows neither love nor pity.

As I said, I am a product of my environment. I am a denizen of Oberon's Court.

My passion for you will always burn. Red, flaming, and hot. You have my wiles, you have my passion... but no one can have me settling down. You are but a shining, beautiful aspect of the lover that I call the world. Thank you for making my life brighter by you taking my dick butter in the eyes. I can NEVER say no to you!

*Kontan kisses Apathy's_Child fiercly, holding him tight. The kiss is so hot that A_C's tears evaporate on the tip of Kontan's lips.*

[vindicatedxjin]

Well maybe I just so happen to be sexier than you, sugar [Pinches your cheek]

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by KontanKarite

As I said, I am a product of my environment. I am a denizen of Oberon's Court.

My passion for you will always burn. Red, flaming, and hot. You have my wiles, you have my passion... but no one can have me settling down. You are but a shining, beautiful aspect of the lover that I call the world. Thank you for making my life brighter by you taking my dick butter in the eyes. I can NEVER say no to you!

*Kontan kisses Apathy's_Child fiercly, holding him tight. The kiss is so hot that A_C's tears evaporate on the tip of Kontan's lips.*

I'd just like to clarify that when I say I just snorted JD out of my nose, I'm not resorting to a clichéd figure of speech. I mean, that shit fucking BURNS and I'm spluttering like a drowning puggle with a water allergy and athsma.

[Versus]

I like that even though porn star Versus is sucking his thumb, he still gets the most pretend pussy out of any member thus far.

It's tough being a stallion, sometimes.

[Apathy's_Child]

Eh, I'm still not sure how I wound up getting reamed five ways from Sunday before becoming the recipient of the money-shot. I'm the mo'fucking co-author, goddamn it!

[KontanKarite]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

I'd just like to clarify that when I say I just snorted JD out of my nose, I'm not resorting to a clichéd figure of speech. I mean, that shit fucking BURNS and I'm spluttering like a drowning puggle with a water allergy and athsma.

My love is autonomous.

[vindicatedxjin]

Big words are hot.

[MissCheyenne]

CAMERA PANS BACK TO THE COUCH WHERE SCC IS BASKING IN THE GLORY OF FINALLY LIVING OUT HIS DREAM OF POUNDING APATHY FIVE WAYS FROM SUNDAY. SUDDENLY, A HAND REACHES UP FROM BEHIND THE COUCH. STILL_JACK CLIMBS SLOWLY TO HIS FEET, HIS FLAMING GINGER MANE A MESS OF KNOTS AND TANGLES. HIS EYES ADJUST SLOWLY TO THE BRIGHTLY LIT ROOM AND HE TAKES IN THE SCENE BEFORE HIM A LOOK OF CONFUSION ON HIS FACE.

SJ:- ' MAN, I am trippin' BALLS. I thought this shit was over?'

DESPANAN LOOKS OVER FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM.

D:- 'Jack, man, where the fuck did you go after last week?'

JACK LOOKS BEMUSED FOR A SECOND BEFORE A DAWNING REALIZATION HITS HIM.

SJ:- 'Holy mother of fuck! I've been here the whole fucking time. I thought all that noise was just a fucked up trip but shit.....well, I need a drink.'

JACK HEADS OVER TO THE HANDILY SITUATED BAR IN THE FAR CORNER OF THE ROOM AND POURS HIMSELF A STIFF DRINK.

[Solumina]

I have officially rated this thread as "excellent"