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02-16-2008, 11:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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The Official Funny GNet Quotes Thread.
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Originally Posted by Bella Sophia
Fine! *walks in wearing a business suit, carrying a brief case with important papers in it* Duckman! This is seriously ruining the effect!
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02-17-2008, 12:08 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Can I just write a funny quote from real life?
It was great
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02-17-2008, 12:11 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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"This is a funny quote." - Me.
HA HA HA, I just KILL myself.
*Slapped knee.*
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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02-17-2008, 12:12 AM
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You both = FAIL.
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02-17-2008, 12:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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*points a gun to your head* I will shoot you if you struggle while I **** you up the ass
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02-17-2008, 12:16 AM
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I's not the type o' to struggle.
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02-17-2008, 12:36 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Damn right. I have a gun.
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02-17-2008, 01:00 AM
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No, I is just lazy.
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02-17-2008, 02:59 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Me too, me too! My bunghole needs some lovin'!
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02-17-2008, 03:05 AM
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Too lates, she is gone to beds.
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02-17-2008, 03:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Shite! Well, maybe tomorrow then!
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02-17-2008, 03:15 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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She's only eight and a half, mind!
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02-17-2008, 03:35 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Originally Posted by Someone I Don't Remember
You, kind lady, are quite literally one of the creepiest people I've ever come across on the internet. I would applaud you if I weren't so inclined to run away.
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I read in the whining forum ages ago. And it made me giggle.
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Hist. Hark.
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02-17-2008, 04:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Damn! Eight and a half? *runs away*
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02-17-2008, 04:06 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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"I'd let Molly stick her finger up my butt." - Tha Duckman
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02-17-2008, 08:07 AM
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"Yup. The nail is coming off. Damn it to hogfuck."
-MollyMac
"Oh no! The internet is being mean to me!"
-Morrigan_Dubh
"Um...what?"
-Godslayer Jillian
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02-17-2008, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
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Yay! I feel special!
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Peace, love, and happiness.
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Originally Posted by dead_dreams
What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-17-2008, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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My favorite quote:
Police lady: This channel is reserved for emergency situations only
John McClane: No fucking shit lady! does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza!!???
From: Die Hard. My 2nd favorite series or movies ever.
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02-17-2008, 06:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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I found the newest Die Hard wasn't as good though.
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
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02-17-2008, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Sekhmet, you are sooooo awesome. I liked the new one as well. The whole series kicks serious ass.
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02-17-2008, 06:50 PM
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"I fuckin' hate people that quote them selves." - Said by Tha Duckman.
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Peace, love, and happiness.
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Originally Posted by dead_dreams
What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-17-2008, 07:04 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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Hans Gruber: Now I haff a machine gun. Ho,ho,ho
I want to make a t-shirt that says that!
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02-17-2008, 07:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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[quote=Mir]Fuck, its time to resume my nasty drug habit.[/QUO
Said by the Mir and stitch loved it
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
Aim: K143rsjrp
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-18-2008, 07:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Pull a tittie muscle.
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OMG I laughed so hard!
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Peace, love, and happiness.
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Originally Posted by dead_dreams
What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-18-2008, 07:42 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
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"Artillery takes the fun out of life" - my friend Amir
"No matter how hard humans try, their attempts to try to rule or judge equally are flawed" - Myself
"I prefer to have my friends be rare and special than cheap and plentiful" - Chaotica
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"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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