The Tampon Game

[the-nihilist]

Monty Python's Flying Tampon (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

Dude! Where's My Tampon? (Dude Where's My Car)

The Omega Tampon (The Omega Man)

[ShadowxMakerZ]

Tampon Hero! (Guitar Hero)

[erotomaniac87]

The Tampon Menace/ The Phantom Tampons.

Attack of the Tampons.

Revenge of the Tampon.

A New Tampon.

The Tampon Strikes Back.

Return of the Tampon.

Willy Wonka and the Tampon Factory .

Snow White and the Seven Tampons.

Alice in Tamponland.

The Tampon and the Beast.

28 Tampons Later.

The Tampon of Padre Amaro.

The Child Called Tampon (A Child Called It).

My Cousin Tampon (My Cousin Vinny).

Scent of a Tampon (Scent of a Woman).

The Devil's Tampon (The Devil's Advocate).

Mortal Tampon (Mortal Kombat).

Tampon Fighter (Street Fighter).

Tampons Gone Wild (Girls Gone Wild).

Planet of the Tampons

[ShadowxMakerZ]

Originally Posted by erotomaniac87

Willy Wonka and the Tampon Factory

Wow imagine he teleported a HUGE tampon into the television.

[WarlockSix]

The Matrix Retamponed.

[creature6]

tampoooonery

what is that????

[creature6]

There's a bathroom line
And I ain't got time
Dripping down on knees
Got a tampon, please?

If you have one, let me know
Could you pass it down?
If you don't, well, anything
That is long and round

Can you lend me one?
Cramping ain't no fun (no, none)
Yes, I'm feeling pained
And my dress is stained

Making quite unmerciful mess
And no fun woe be
Would you kindly very bless
Me with one OB?

Got a tampon, please?
(That's all I ask of you, honey)
Got a tampon, please?

Oh, oh, oh...
I'm way past spotting
Badly I'm bleeding
All over my shoe leather
Clumping and a-clotting
Plugging I'm needing
Down in my parts nether

'Cause you know I've got
This problem that's getting worse
Scream or sob, how I hate "the curse"
It's tragic
Pants liners ain't thick enough
To band-age up my poor muff
So, I clamp my legs
Good-bye, wasted eggs

Now I need to leave
Blame it all on Eve (deceive)
And her apple trick
Coming fast and thick...

Could it maybe be you, Sir?
Lookin' quite gay, Tex --
Do you carry one for "her"? --
Lend me your Playtex

Got the monthly blues
Catching c*nthly ooze (old news)
Feeling ill at ease
Got a tampon, please?

Anyone who's peekin' down
There, so surely knows
'Cause it's even sneakin' down
Through my panty-hose

Got a tampon, please?
(Come on, give me a break, will you?)
Got a tampon, please?

I'd love to give you a lay, Jack
But you can bet this
Means that I won't screw you
Here's the time for payback:
Men, you don't get this;
I will give mine to you

Lemme tell you now...
Six days sans sinful sex
Curse! Can't cat 'cause Ko-tex
It's tragic

Can't stand "visits from my friend"
Will this period ever end?
So, I've got to go
'Cause here comes "Aunt Flo"

Can you be a sport?
I'm a quarter short (don't snort)
Before someone sees
Got a tampon, please?

If you have one, please say so
"Cause I need it bad
And it's gonna start to show
Can I poach a pad?

Can I get a loan
For my private zone (hormone)?
Mensal mis-er-ies
Got a tampon, please?

Can you spare one? Speak right up
Honey, don't be shy (or lie)
Or I'll have to use a cup
Or a cable tie

(Got a tamp- got a tamp- got a tampon, please?)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa

There's a lengthy line
And I'm near supine
Grubby "guest" but meant, at least,
That I'm not knocked up
Not a "bless'd event" (nor yeast);
Four more weeks clocked up

(Got a tamp- got a tamp- got a tampon, please?)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Freakin' birds and bees
Got a tampon, please...




what

[Anarasha]

creature6 - That was truly scary...

[The Count]

Tampons Are Forever = Diamonds Are Forever
The Tampon: Tampon Zone = The Punisher: War Zone
The Perfect Tampon = The Perfect Gift
The Pursuit Of Tampons = The Pursuit Of Happiness
A Tampon Story = A Cinderella Story
Tamponwarmers = Benchwarmers
The Tampon List = The Bucket List
Finding Tampons = Finding Nemo
Seven Tampons = Seven Pounds

and music

Iron Tampon = Iron Maiden
Pink Tampon = Pink Floyd
Blue Tampon Cult = Blue Oyster Cult

[ShadowxMakerZ]

Tampon Hill: Homecoming - Silent Hill: Homecoming

[vindicatedxjin]

TamponOut 3

[vindicatedxjin]

Originally Posted by Anarasha

creature6 - That was truly scary...

Very very scary...its not that bad.

[Ko Pilot]

My Bloody Tampon
Of Mice and Tampons
Teenage Mutant Ninja Tampons
Manos: The Tampons of Fate
Little Miss Tampon
Full Metal Tampon
2 Girls 1 Tampon

[The Divine Ms. M]

Tampon & Tampon (Johnson & Johnson)
The Tampon & the Fury (The Sound & the Fury)
and because I saw the comercial- welcome to tamponland (welcome to zombieland)

[creature6]

creature6 - That was truly scary...

you have not seen anything yet doll.

[creature6]

Very very scary...its not that bad.

well here she goes again the little girl.
always have something to say,

what were you trying to say.


that was a poor performance.

run to the corner ................

and stay there .
shame on you.................

[vindicatedxjin]

*pokes you in the eye* hope you become blind.

[creature6]

that's your best shot .............

hahahahahahahaha how old are we today little girl????????????5

[vindicatedxjin]

...does it matter?

[creature6]

...does it matter?

well you tell me??????????

does it??????????


Uh-huh,Hitler

Hitler,Hitler
War and peace and love and hate
Are taking turns everyday
You know me,I'm a heckler
I'm Hitler
Hitler

Nazis are alarming
Nobody's never charming
Life's just a World War II on Berlin
Germany
Nazis wielding tommy guns
Disturbing freedom
They're kind of evil
Hitler

Hatred,war,and mass barrage too much too much too much too much
You know me,I'm a heckler
I'm Hitler
Hitler

In this heavy hitter,heavy hitter,heavy hitter bout
Bitter,bitter,bitter,will I give up today at my headquarters
The Nazis had been hecklers (Hitler,Hitler)
Work and work for city wrecks
Ain't you hungry for success,success,success,success
Does it matter? (Hitler) Does it matter?
I'm Hitler
Hitler

Now you know me,I'm Hitler
I'm Hitler
You know me,I'm Hitler,yeah

Adolph is my first name
Berlin wall's never be the same
War and peace and dirty deeds,Nazis turning way up the heat
Well you know me,I'm a heckler,yeah
I've been awkward,what does it matter
Does it matter,uh-huh
Does it matter,uh-huh,I'm Hitler

Don't you know the World War is rising up,up,up,up,up
Someday,the going must be tough,tough,tough,tough,tough!
Nazis going off the wall
War tanks ready
They're forming a town of hecklers,call me Hitler
Now moving forward,awkward things ran through my head

Uh-huh,this town's full of hasty soldiers
Right now,I will kill myself,don't mind the Nazis,huh
too much disaster
No friends to have all my life
Bitter,bitter,bitter,bitter,bitter,bitter,bitter
Pile it up,pile it high,heavy hitters

does it matter????????????????????????

[vindicatedxjin]

Yah does it matter?

[creature6]

Yah does it matter?

does it?????????????



you tell me does it???????????????



does it?????????????????

[vindicatedxjin]

Does it matter?

[creature6]

Spielt es eine Rolle?????????????????????

[ShadowxMakerZ]

I should order me (Windows) Tampon 7 for my pc. Heard they had some wild apps.