belt loop - Page 2

Ben Lahnger · 06-20-2006, 07:26 AM

There, there ... just take a couple of aspirins and maybe this feeling will go away.

MohawkMidgit · 06-20-2006, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MohawkMidgit

How do you loop your belt so that it hangs below your FUCKING waist-line!?!?!?

I'm sorry,

...FUCKING SHIRT line.

Ben Lahnger · 06-20-2006, 07:35 AM

MM, I'm sorry to hear that the pan-dimensional, metaphysical, abstract, idealistic challenge of getting your belt to hang at the perfect level below your shirtline is getting you down.

I'd like to cheer you up. What can I do? Hmmm....? Oh! I know!

I'll just hum you a few bars from my favorite tune! Here goes:

Hmmmmmm hmmm hmmmmmmm hmmm hmm.
Hmmmmmm hmmm hmmmmmmm hmmm hmm.
Hmmm hmmm hmmm,
hmmm hmmm hmmm.
Hmmmmmm hmmm hmmmmmmm hmmm hmm.

There, now don't you feel better?

BADSEED · 06-20-2006, 07:35 AM

Please, Please, Please, Fucking stop withe the fucking belt loop, I'm going to Jam a fucking large kitchen knife in my eyesocket, You simple, simple fuck you!

MohawkMidgit · 06-20-2006, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BADSEED

Please, Please, Please, Fucking stop withe the fucking belt loop, I'm going to Jam a fucking large kitchen knife in my eyesocket, You simple, simple fuck you!

If you dont like it go to a dif. thread, dipshit

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-20-2006, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MohawkMidgit

If you dont like it go to a dif. thread, dipshit

Tsk tsk tsk, insulting the people won't help you know. If I had the answer of your nonsense, I won't give it to you, just because you're rude.
Don't you think about the poor innocent souls that will read you?
Now be a good boy and apologize, you shameless troll.
And anyway, I think Falken gave you a perfect answer. Just click on the link.

(Falken, I juste love you)

spookypurple · 06-20-2006, 09:34 AM

Down.

Up and under.

Over the top.

Down and through.

BADSEED · 06-20-2006, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MohawkMidgit

If you dont like it go to a dif. thread, dipshit

Hey you wannabe bitch, your to scared to be yourself but you want to be soo punk or whatever the fuck. Put your polo and Tommy Hilfiger clothes back on that mommy bought you, come your hair like a good boy and SHUT THE FUCK UP. No one gives one flying fuck about your stupid retarded belt, Seriously go fuck yourself no vasoline. You sorry whining complaining bitch made pussy!

Sanctus Dei · 06-20-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MohawkMidgit

If you dont like it go to a dif. thread, dipshit

Fuck.....you.

MohawkMidgit · 06-21-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BADSEED

Hey you wannabe bitch, your to scared to be yourself but you want to be soo punk or whatever the fuck. Put your polo and Tommy Hilfiger clothes back on that mommy bought you, come your hair like a good boy and SHUT THE FUCK UP. No one gives one flying fuck about your stupid retarded belt, Seriously go fuck yourself no vasoline. You sorry whining complaining bitch made pussy!

Why the fuck are you on this thead if you don't like the frigging topic!

happy_dude · 06-22-2006, 01:39 AM

Why the fuck are you on this board if you don't want to behave like a decent human being?

If I were you I would follow Falken's advice.

Wise Child · 06-22-2006, 02:44 AM

DIE, THREAD, DIE!! *hacks at thread with big-ass knife*

EDIT: or maybe sword. That would be kind of cool.

Legacy of Wulf · 06-22-2006, 07:23 AM

Style points if you manage to do it with a spoon.

Wise Child · 06-22-2006, 07:40 AM

Hmm. What'll you give me if I manage to rip it to shreds with nothing more than a banana? I'm open to haggling, although I think that's got to be worth a cookie at least.

Legacy of Wulf · 06-22-2006, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Wise Child

Hmm. What'll you give me if I manage to rip it to shreds with nothing more than a banana? I'm open to haggling, although I think that's got to be worth a cookie at least.

How about two cookies? I like it.

Wise Child · 06-22-2006, 07:50 AM

M'kay. *clears throat and limbers up*

*does crazy things to thread with banana, limbs a-blur*
TAKE THAT, BITCH!! AND THAT! AND THAT!

*retreats to Legacy and holds out hands in manner of Oliver Twist with thread thrashes and twists* Unfortunately, the thread is still alive. It takes mod super-powers to kill a garden-variety fully-grown thread. However, unfortunately all mods except one are currently banned. But not to worry, I have a killer mango in my back pocket for when it recovers.

Still and all, I think I've earned me cookie.

TheCastrator · 06-22-2006, 07:53 AM

Try again and I'll toss in a biscotti if you sing Raffi's Bananaphone while you destroy.

Wise Child · 06-22-2006, 07:57 AM

A biscotti? Score!!

I have no idea what that is, but I want one.

Okay, time to roll out the big guns...

*whips out entire fruit salad, singing manically*

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-22-2006, 08:12 AM

And I'm adding green jelly babies if you trhow your mango of death!

TheCastrator · 06-22-2006, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Wise Child

A biscotti? Score!!

I have no idea what that is, but I want one.

Italian biscuit thingummy you dunk in coffee.
Starbucks do them terribly.

Actually, I wonder if it's a bit late for coffee, my body's decided that it'd be quite nice if I had one right now.

Falken · 06-22-2006, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis

Tsk tsk tsk, insulting the people won't help you know. If I had the answer of your nonsense, I won't give it to you, just because you're rude.
Don't you think about the poor innocent souls that will read you?
Now be a good boy and apologize, you shameless troll.
And anyway, I think Falken gave you a perfect answer. Just click on the link.

(Falken, I juste love you)

Awww, thanks... I try my best to help Darwinism along by cleaning the pond scum out of the gene pool...

Since MentalMidgit is still trying to carry on this thread about a freaking way to tie a belt loop he deserves one of these... Your Very Own Darwin Award!

I like that site's motto:

We salute the improvement of the human genome
by honoring those who remove themselves from it.
Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-22-2006, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Falken

Awww, thanks... I try my best to help Darwinism along by cleaning the pond scum out of the gene pool...

Since MentalMidgit is still trying to carry on this thread about a freaking way to tie a belt loop he deserves one of these... Your Very Own Darwin Award!

I like that site's motto:

We salute the improvement of the human genome
by honoring those who remove themselves from it.
Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.

This site is genial !
Marry me *sparkles in the eyes*

Oh, sorry, I was overtaken by the emotion... I meant, let's have a shag one of these days.

Falken · 06-22-2006, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis

This site is genial !
Marry me *sparkles in the eyes*

Oh, sorry, I was overtaken by the emotion... I meant, let's have a shag one of these days.

Sure, we should shag a lot first before getting married as marriage isn't all about anniversaries and snuggling. You need to be able to get on a good shag, otherwise life get's a bit boring and who wants to be bored whilst being tied down to one person who has no interest in having a good shag at least two or three times a week...

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-23-2006, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Falken

Sure, we should shag a lot first before getting married as marriage isn't all about anniversaries and snuggling.

Of course, bit it's the funny part, you know, old fashioned gifts wrapped in pink and red paper, and ugly romance stuff like that ^^

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Originally Posted by Falken

You need to be able to get on a good shag, otherwise life get's a bit boring and who wants to be bored whilst being tied down to one person who has no interest in having a good shag

Completely, totally agreeing with you on that point.

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Originally Posted by Falken

at least two or three times a week...

I was about to scream in horror that two or three times a week are not nearly enough, but I just saw the "at least", you escaped for flamming here sweetie ^^
But, even though, two or three times a least makes a poor sexual life *quick look to her actual sexual life* But better than nothing I guess. *cries*

Falken · 06-23-2006, 07:57 PM

Of course, bit it's the funny part, you know, old fashioned gifts wrapped in pink and red paper, and ugly romance stuff like that ^^

Oh yeah, the sentimentality should be there, except that if I had a lovely woman who appreciated such stuff it would be purple and black paper (two of my favorite colours together). I am also prone to doing spontaneous acts of being all romantic and gushy. Spontaneity is the spice of life, I believe.

Completely, totally agreeing with you on that point.

Yeah, the love has to be there, after all it's fecking called "making love".

I was about to scream in horror that two or three times a week are not nearly enough, but I just saw the "at least", you escaped for flamming here sweetie ^^
But, even though, two or three times a least makes a poor sexual life *quick look to her actual sexual life* But better than nothing I guess. *cries*

Oh yeah, the "at least" was completely meant to be if you don't shag that often, then you might as well not have got married, eh? I have quite a healthy "appetite" so to speak. Once while meeting a lady I met on the internet, in Chicago, we didn't come out of the hotel room except to eat breakfast or dinner (she introduced me to sushi) and to do a "couple thing" like go see a movie together. So except for sleeping, eating and the 3 hours it took to get to the theater and watch the movie and get back, we "slept" together for nearly 3 days.