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02-01-2008, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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my joke band/sideproject!
My friend and I have decided to make a grindcore band that makes fun of the whole genre of grindcore. Our name is BloodCunt. I'll play bass, Jon will play guitar and we'll have a growler too. No drummer. Look forward to cassettes soon! As an update to my main band, everybody has quit, I'm the only remaining member, but I'm still pushing ahead. What I need is people to submit the most over the top and funny grindcore lyrics for us to use. I'll credit you.
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02-02-2008, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
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Well to be honest as it's grindcore they don't really need to rhyme.
Put together as many violent lyrics together as you can.
make it into a story.
Then sing/ruin it.
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02-02-2008, 05:40 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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If you're the only person in your band, is it really a band?
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02-02-2008, 06:42 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
If you're the only person in your band, is it really a band?
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Tell that to Damon Albarn (The person who created Gorillaz), or Øystein Ramfjord (creator of Amethystium). 
And yes, this is just a joke. Not to be taken seriously so that a debate or something breaks out of it.
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02-02-2008, 06:47 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A whales Virgina
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Fuck Grindcore...
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Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-02-2008, 07:29 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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My thoughts exactly. Thats why we're A JOKE BAND! I dislike grindcore, thats why I'm going to make fun of it.
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02-03-2008, 12:09 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Fascination Street
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Originally Posted by tickingstitch
Fuck Grindcore...
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After he clearly stated this was a joke. *Sigh*
I'll suggest looking at Combichrist's lyrics for inspiration.
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02-03-2008, 12:15 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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I like this thread.
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02-03-2008, 12:21 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Fuck this thread.
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02-03-2008, 03:08 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Fuck this thread.
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Is that a command or a statement?
Please be a command, please be a command, please be a command
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02-03-2008, 03:35 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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It is all and none, it is the alpha and the omega, it is Charlie Sheen and John Cryer, it is Luke and it is Jar Jar Binks.
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02-03-2008, 06:01 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
It is all and none, it is the alpha and the omega, it is Charlie Sheen and John Cryer, it is Luke and it is Jar Jar Binks.
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Once again your wisdom has shown us the way. I leave here enlighted ^_^
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