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Old 03-08-2011, 05:09 PM   #3251
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Aw, wish Feminist Hulk picked up on that XD
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Old 03-08-2011, 05:55 PM   #3252
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Yeah, but DRUNK HULK serves a different purpose.
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:21 PM   #3253
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Awesome limericks.

Yeah Happy international women's day - what does that mean? that the average 20something women will earn a million less in her lifetime than the average 20something guy.?

Does this mean I get to take the day off?
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:25 PM   #3254
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We braid each other's armpit hair and recite the Vagina Monologues.
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:29 PM   #3255
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In my army, women get paid slightly more.
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:33 PM   #3256
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Your army? Is it a gang of cats or toy soldiers? XD
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:35 PM   #3257
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What? ; ; I'm being serious!

They get paid a little more because they have to plug their bloody vaginas. Hygiene or something rather.

Also, their physical fitness requirements are significantly less then the men, but they still get paid the same without the allowance I just mentioned. I think that's pretty lame.

EDIT. Not trying to troll you. I think combat jobs should get paid more then support, too. It's not about women for me, it's more about sharing the work load.
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Bloody cat armies.

I want the day off! I always miss out on all the good international days. The only one worth celebrating is Pirate's day and that's in August.. sigh!

Versus - must be the only place where women receive the same pay.
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:48 PM   #3259
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It's really not fair, though.

But I guess in the rest of the world, women still get paid less... so there really isn't a whole lot I could objectively say about it. XD

Also, you totally added a page at the wrong time. Shame on you.
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:50 PM   #3260
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Too late, I have visions of cats going PEW PEW PEW now.
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:51 PM   #3261
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Too late, I have visions of cats going PEW PEW PEW now.
That's not far from the truth, actually.
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:03 PM   #3262
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something's going PEW PEW PEW?
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:09 PM   #3263
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Yes. The army trains on a budget and always opts to not use blanks for small scale drills. A lot of the time I'm sitting there going "bang bang bang" at invisible terrorists.

I've heard "pew pew pew" before. I prefer "bang bang bang" as opposed to "pew pew pew" because it's slightly more dignifying.
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:10 PM   #3264
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Oh thats just adorable.

"Set your phasers to stun!"
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:13 PM   #3265
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It's awful training. People don't believe me when I tell them I've had to say "Bang bang, you're dead" over the radio of a tank.

Stun phasers would be an improvement. ; ;

The army has lasers, but the shit doesn't work 90% of the time. It pisses me off because it's all super cumbersome, but we have to wear it because it gets some general hard when he sees it like it's supposed to work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multipl...agement_System
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:18 PM   #3266
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Hahahahaahahahhaha!

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Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaaaaaa!
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:27 PM   #3267
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The world police is competent indeed XD
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:30 PM   #3268
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You have no idea. XD

This is about it.

A lot of the humor will probably be lost on everyone... but that's okay.
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Versus - save your vocal chords - play this instead!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaVNfZWBVhQ
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:15 PM   #3270
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The new official posters for the movie "X-Men: First Class" look like a 6-year-old made them.

http://io9.com/#!5780221/why-does-ev...osters-so-much

I like this quote:

"Seemingly knocked-out in fifteen minutes over a lunch break by someone whose mutant power is to be really shit at using Photoshop..." - Indie Wire
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:24 PM   #3271
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Those really are terrible. D:
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The new official posters for the movie "X-Men: First Class" look like a 6-year-old made them.

http://io9.com/#!5780221/why-does-ev...osters-so-much

I like this quote:

"Seemingly knocked-out in fifteen minutes over a lunch break by someone whose mutant power is to be really shit at using Photoshop..." - Indie Wire

They just need to put Hugh Jackman's half naked body on the poster and I'll go and see it... It was the only reason I sat through Australia - was the shower scene.
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Old 03-09-2011, 08:55 PM   #3273
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Hugh Jackman is pretty cool, he can ride anything.

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I would kill to see that tattooed on someone. He or she would instantly be my best friend.
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Hugh Jackman is pretty cool, he can ride anything.

Oh he can... well anyway check this out for some eye candy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVcYX...eature=related

*stares dreamily at the computer screen* There was another video but it just replayed his half naked body being covered with water - but I like my eye candy to have a nice voice... sighs dreamily*
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