Are They Talking About Sex Again? - Page 3

Panther · 05-12-2005, 08:49 AM

I shaved there once, but I spent the next week scratching myself at odd moments, and decided it wasn't worth it if I wasn't going to do it everyday, which I knew I wouldn't.

WolfMoon · 05-12-2005, 09:42 AM

Okay people, I know we'd all like to see certain members doing cetain things, but we are not :I repeat are not allowed to post pornographic images, last I heard. We don't want anyone gettin' in trouble guys.

And this summer I think I'm going to get a brazilian wax.

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Empty_Purple_Stars · 05-12-2005, 10:52 AM

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And this summer I think I'm going to get a brazilian wax.

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Mmmm smooth yet painful..

Perfect..

You can send me those pics privately..

8)

I disagree though with whoever said that bare skin down VVVV there makes them seem like little boys..

9 1/2 inches of smooth, hot skin goes a LONG way towards dispelling that silly notion.

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PLUS it makes him MORE sensitive because nothing is getting in between my tongue and his skin.

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Yes, Bare is Best...

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OnixxFilth · 05-12-2005, 12:30 PM

Well, drgnlvr, I've developed a technique for delicately and subtly removing the occasional stray hair. It's hard to describe, but it's all about slow, sensual motions, which aren't very obvious. Besides, what does he care as long as I'm pleasuring him? :lol:

winged_dreams · 05-12-2005, 02:47 PM

:shock: I just finally decided to look at this thread. We seem to be good at diverting topics. Anyways, on the subject of hair, I don't mind hair on guys down there. I can't stand hair on my body, anywhere, but I get too lazy to shave it off. Sometimes I do shave down there but I do get annoyed when I get all itchy. I don't mind doing it though plus I like the smooth feeling. :oops: Waxing would be too painful for me though.

drgnlvr · 05-13-2005, 06:17 AM

I don't shave that, except very rarely. Kinda hard to see what I'm doing, since my boobs get in the way, and I'm too much of a maladroit to do the flamengo pose over a mirror. :oops:

WolfMoon · 05-13-2005, 01:07 PM

Practice makes perfect, guys. Plus if you smooth on a lil bit of a roll on deodorant you don't get those annoying red bumps.

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winged_dreams · 05-13-2005, 09:10 PM

Really? Thanks for that tip.

Panther · 05-13-2005, 11:06 PM

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I shaved there once, but I spent the next week scratching myself at odd moments, and decided it wasn't worth it if I wasn't going to do it everyday, which I knew I wouldn't.

You're BACK! Joy joy happy happy day! Who cares if you're hairy or smooth down there, we're just happy to be down there, and have you back here

welcome back!

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*chuckles8 I couldn't stay away. And I take any chance to talk about my erogenous zones I get.

Glad to be so warmly welcomed back. I'msure this has nothing to do with my previous statement.

OnixxFilth · 05-16-2005, 10:35 AM

I do it with an electric razor kind of half-sitting, half-lying on my bed. I just have to be careful not to cut myself with the "hair catchers" that catch the hair before the razors cut it (you know what I mean, right?) because while the actual razors pivot, the head doesn't and so I'm liable to nick myself down there, which is not fun. I can't say that I've ever gotten itchy.

Panther · 05-16-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by OnixxFilth

I do it with an electric razor kind of half-sitting, half-lying on my bed. I just have to be careful not to cut myself with the "hair catchers" that catch the hair before the razors cut it (you know what I mean, right?) because while the actual razors pivot, the head doesn't and so I'm liable to nick myself down there, which is not fun. I can't say that I've ever gotten itchy.

itchy isn't eh right word. . .the feeling when your hair starts growing back agian. . .which is why I don't shave my legs, either. Like your body's already gotten used to ebing hairless, adn hte hair growing in is irrtating your skin . . .

Need I marvel at the OTness of this thread?

OnixxFilth · 05-18-2005, 09:03 AM

Well, my armpits itch after I shave. It really sucks, because I don't wanna scratch them through my shirt or I'll get deodorant on the inside of my shirt!

pitseleh · 05-19-2005, 12:06 AM

This thread is getting way gross.

skoteinh · 05-19-2005, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Practice makes perfect, guys. Plus if you smooth on a lil bit of a roll on deodorant you don't get those annoying red bumps.

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Great tip! Silly question: I guess you mean after shaving.

I used to shave "down there", but my new boyfriend likes it "natural"... I prefer it bare, but I let it grow back just for him. I keep it short though.

As for men, I don't like it bare, just trimmed. I agree, trying to pull hair from the back of your mouth during fellatio is not the most sensual thing. Plus it makes me wanna puke (hair stuck in the back of my mouth, not fellatio!) :roll:

edible_eye · 05-19-2005, 03:02 AM

OnixxFilth · 05-19-2005, 09:32 AM

Yes, getting hair stuck in your throat or between your teeth is definitely not sexy or fun!

pitseleh · 05-19-2005, 10:12 AM

Why not? You gotta floss sometimes!

WolfMoon · 05-19-2005, 11:00 AM

Overflossing can be a bad thing, though.

And Skote, yes after you shave. It's something the roll-on deodorants have in them that work like a stiptic pencil. It stops bleeding and prevents bumps. Or you could just buy that new stuff called 'bikini zone' that's supposed to do the same thing. If they sell that in Greece?

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Soul_Immortal · 05-19-2005, 08:20 PM

This applies totally to MY southern hemisphere:

I keep a clean workspace.

As for guys? I am not going to get intimate whilst pulling a pubic hair from my two front teeth. He can either shave it off or I won't get him off. I say it like that because, yes, its happened before.
Deoderant? Hm, that sounds like it might work.

*Soul*

Panther · 05-19-2005, 08:50 PM

I don't mind pubic hair, as long as it's neatly trimmed. I've swallowed enough of my own hair (fromw hne it was long and constantly shedding), to not be bothered by short little ones.

MrMaelstrom · 05-19-2005, 09:52 PM

Guys and girls: don't let pubes crawl down your leg, but don't turn it into a desert.

It looks disgusting for many people you might wanna sleep with (like me

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Plus, with latinos, you shave it off, do the bump&grind, and you find why they call it grind.

And then, when you get especially passionate, you basically are sandpapering yourselves down to the pelvic bone. And the itchyness when it grows back... fucking hell.

Just trimm the damn thing. If you've got blond or fair hair, sure, you can get away with it (but not with me :P ). And what's the sex appeal of making a full grown woman look like a freaky newborn?

Erghhhh....

And if you do it and have sex two days after.... If women think men get turned off by armpit hair starting to grow back, do you really think we want to see (and feel) a three day beard on a pussy? Not me, thank you very much.

And guys who shave their chest? Sure babe, it looks real good on the videoclip, but do you want to kiss it in three days? You wanna see your man everyday shaving his chest like some fucked up tranny? Hurgh...

I'd rather spit the fucking pube out than be grossed by the lack of them. If spitting out a pube kills the mood... ...you're not doing it right, or the mood wouldn't go down as quick.

:P

My conservative two cents.

Soul_Immortal · 05-19-2005, 10:33 PM

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Plus, with latinos, you shave it off, do the bump&grind, and you find why they call it grind.

Not for me!

<---Is Puerto Rican.

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And what's the sex appeal of making a full grown woman look like a freaky newborn?

Ever heard of shapes? Lightning bolts? Landing strips? Hearts?

I prefer the landing strip.

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So um, yeah, I think they described a point that Gothic.net had been at, once..... :shock:

*Soul*

AlKilyu · 05-19-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Guys and girls: don't let pubes crawl down your leg, but don't turn it into a desert.

It looks disgusting for many people you might wanna sleep with (like me

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Exactly.

I don't mind a landing strip, that's fine, but bare? No, Mael summed up my feelings for it right there when he said "It looks disgusting for many people you might wanna sleep with". Your private parts are not pretty...they are all wrinkled and stuff. Have some modesty!!

MrMaelstrom · 05-19-2005, 10:39 PM

There has to be SOMETHING. Even if it's a curly moustache, but something please....

Hey Al, You know the joke about the kid asking his old man what a pussy looked like?

-Well son, before you make love, it's like a blossoming flower...

-and after?

-You ever seen a bulldog eating mayo?

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MrMaelstrom · 05-19-2005, 11:14 PM

And I rather see hair than that skin that looks like plucked chicken skin... :? Hurgh...

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