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03-18-2008, 08:00 PM
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#19376
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Plays a single, solitary note on the flute.
The end.
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03-18-2008, 08:09 PM
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#19377
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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That depends on which note. I would play third B. Split all your eardrums.
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03-18-2008, 08:10 PM
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#19378
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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*plays a simple E,C,G,A chord progression*
My burrito, filled with beans,
eaten to smithereens.
By the dog, that was my bestfriend,
does this sick shit ever end?
It looked so scrumptious,
tasted so delicious.
Damn, I wish I had eaten it,
before my dog found it!
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03-18-2008, 08:11 PM
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#19379
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Spectacular. Someone would have to blast a requiem to our eardrums so we could all feel it through the floor.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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03-18-2008, 08:13 PM
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#19380
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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hm....I suddenly realized how much I liked ^'s account name.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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03-18-2008, 08:13 PM
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#19381
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Plays the E/C/G/A fifth chords and cranks up the distortion. Take that, you silly ear drums.
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03-18-2008, 08:14 PM
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#19382
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Originally Posted by Duane
*plays a simple E,C,G,A chord progression*
My burrito, filled with beans,
eaten to smithereens.
By the dog, that was my bestfriend,
does this sick shit ever end?
It looked so scrumptious,
tasted so delicious.
Damn, I wish I had eaten it,
before my dog found it!
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I thank you for honoring the memory of my deceased burrito. You've truly done it justice. Sigh.
Dearest High Tech Burrito.
So expensive and I didn't even get a taste.
I stood in line for it.
And braved the pervy check out guy for it.
And still, my evil basenji ate it . . .
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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03-19-2008, 09:21 AM
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#19383
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Now Mir, you need a good rhythm section. *pulls out bass and starts playing funk bass line with auto wah*
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03-19-2008, 09:38 AM
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#19384
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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*Duane watches as a giant Gerard Way begins to attack the thread. He looks around, and finds a phonebooth, and exits as Super-Goth. Faster than a speeding bat, more powerful than Goth Juice, able to leap over a graveyard in a single bound... while painting his nails! It's a crow, it's a raven... NO, IT'S SUPER-GOTH!*"Fear not, good denizens of Gnet, I shall combat this evil." *Super-Goth flies off, to combat with Emobot*
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03-19-2008, 07:33 PM
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#19386
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In the well, with Timmy
Posts: 156
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look at the little pelican........GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PELICAN!!!!!
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03-20-2008, 02:30 PM
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#19387
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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03-20-2008, 07:15 PM
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#19388
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Okay time for sleep
Goodnight loves *hugsandkisses*
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Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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03-21-2008, 04:32 PM
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#19389
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Originally Posted by DeathToLems
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That was hilarious and made my terrible week so much better! Especially:
""Twenty-three is the best age [for getting married] because you know the person FOREVER by then." -Camille, age 10"
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03-21-2008, 06:24 PM
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#19390
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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My patches and studs are being shipped to my house!!! Sometime next week the vest will be done. 200 1/2" cone studs, 9 patches and 1 back patch will cover it. All right, giggidy giggidy gooo.
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03-21-2008, 08:25 PM
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#19391
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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I seem to get tired when I eat oats. It's weird.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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03-21-2008, 09:30 PM
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#19392
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Originally Posted by Duane
*Duane watches as a giant Gerard Way begins to attack the thread. He looks around, and finds a phonebooth, and exits as Super-Goth. Faster than a speeding bat, more powerful than Goth Juice, able to leap over a graveyard in a single bound... while painting his nails! It's a crow, it's a raven... NO, IT'S SUPER-GOTH!*"Fear not, good denizens of Gnet, I shall combat this evil." *Super-Goth flies off, to combat with Emobot*
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Falls at the feet of the divine master of comedy . . . or so he seems after I've spent a week with a 100 degree fever and congestion. My sister decided it would be funny to try and rest her teacup on my baby-bump; needless to say gravity won. Someone please say something funny.
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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03-21-2008, 09:46 PM
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#19393
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Say the definition of a hat is something you put on your head. If you put a person on your head, does he/she become a hat?
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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03-21-2008, 09:52 PM
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#19394
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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I do believe so. But most people I know would make rather lousy hats. Do you know someone who would make a nice hat?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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03-21-2008, 11:27 PM
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#19395
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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No, I was just thinking about how things can be two things... or fit two definitions... Though I don't often think about things that way. I tend to be more black and white... 
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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03-22-2008, 06:57 AM
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#19396
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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If a girl is in drag (at a drag ball no less) and gets hit on by a god looking gay guy is there a tactful way to tell them you're really a chick? I apparently was not tactful as I blinked at the guy and said "um...yeah I don't have a penis, sorry"
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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03-22-2008, 07:00 AM
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#19397
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Erm..well you could have just said " Oh I'm really sorry I'm actually a woman " ? or something....I don't know.
On the other foot, I have found a great turorial on how to make a VERY simple sponge filter for a fishtank. Like condoms, I have no current use for one, but you just never know......0.0 
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03-22-2008, 04:41 PM
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#19398
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Very cool Honeythorn. My sister has a 15 gallon fish tank, she's planning on getting rid of it, she has no room in her new (my old) room.
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03-22-2008, 10:09 PM
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#19399
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 750 mi north of AZ equivalent to Derry, Maine
Posts: 673
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Originally Posted by DeathToLems
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Oh good grief, you had me practically rolling on the floor! I wonder how many of the will actually remember that stuff in ten to fifteen years? Or do the hormones of puberty flush out such common sense?
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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death
(shouts) WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!?
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Because some people are dicks. And not everyone else is gay.
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03-23-2008, 04:26 AM
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#19400
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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What Would You Do on a First Date That Was Turning Sour?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers to make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." -Craig, age 9
teehee
Oh I found this too. I dont know if any of you have seen these before but I think they are quite cool.
(Hand made one of a kind plushy, Only sold on eBay)
http://www.littleills.com/yourill.html
This is the page where buyers are meant to post where they live and the name etc.
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