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09-01-2009, 07:04 AM
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#526
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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washed them, so I ate one responsible causing a....
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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09-01-2009, 08:15 AM
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#527
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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a nuclear meltdown which caused hundreds of...........
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Lord Whiskerton grew a stache during his 1 year absence.
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09-01-2009, 10:15 AM
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#528
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: in a wicker basket
Posts: 36
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hundreds of sparkly vampires to come running into the sun where they only sparkled more because they are...
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09-01-2009, 10:39 AM
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#529
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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a bunch of stupid douchebags. So I shouldered my rifle and...........
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Remember, short controlled bursts.
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09-01-2009, 12:23 PM
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#530
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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and realized that for some strange reason I only had blanks. I threw the rifle down, pulled out my survival knife and met them head on in hand-to-hand combat; however,
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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09-01-2009, 01:22 PM
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#531
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: in a wicker basket
Posts: 36
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They sparkled all over everything turning the world into a bunch of idiot brainless zombies causing...
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09-01-2009, 01:49 PM
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#532
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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mass hysteria & panic. One of the zombies, who was smarter than the others,...
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09-01-2009, 01:55 PM
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#533
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: in a wicker basket
Posts: 36
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begins chasing Lord Whiskerton in circles until..
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09-01-2009, 01:57 PM
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#534
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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Lord Whiskerton sent a roundhouse kick to his head kinda like this.......
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Lord Whiskerton grew a stache during his 1 year absence.
Second Account that I doubt I'll be using: MiladyMalice
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09-01-2009, 01:58 PM
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#535
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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and then the sun came up. Or almost did, then it decided today is not a good day to be up, so it set again rather quickly. Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
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09-01-2009, 02:05 PM
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#536
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: in a wicker basket
Posts: 36
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one of the COW VAMPS got loose and..
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09-01-2009, 04:59 PM
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#537
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
Posts: 86
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terrorized head in a wicker basket for
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09-01-2009, 05:25 PM
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#538
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: in a wicker basket
Posts: 36
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not being a fan of twilight..they took away her basket until..
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09-01-2009, 05:28 PM
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#539
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 101
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...until head in a wicker basket procured some forged letters relating to the emancipation of women in Roman society...
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09-01-2009, 05:37 PM
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#540
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: a small unknown town in West Virginia, US
Posts: 36
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...which she sold to buy a new basket...
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09-02-2009, 06:21 AM
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#541
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
Posts: 646
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...but unbeknowst to her it was a basket made of felt and its tag read "for decorative purposes only" which just goes to show...
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09-02-2009, 07:22 AM
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#542
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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you should never buy a basket from a one armed pirated named Bill. However after finding out about the basket, I returned to port with...........
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09-02-2009, 07:38 AM
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#543
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
Posts: 646
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...with a glass of port, and also a bottle of rum, as it's difficult to keep a full glass from spilling in one's hand when also trying to keep a wriggling...
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09-02-2009, 07:44 AM
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#544
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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kraken sealed in its chest, but if he fails to keep it secure, it shall run amok unto the village people..........
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Lord Whiskerton grew a stache during his 1 year absence.
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09-02-2009, 10:14 AM
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#545
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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who are meanwhile tracking down every single copy of every Twilight books and movies, deleting every evidence of the originals and now burning all the copies to a pile of ash, never to be read or remembered. This resulted in a riot of whiny fanchicks, but a lot of joy amongst...
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09-02-2009, 10:20 AM
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#546
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Anarasha and His Amazing friends, every Tuesday at 10 AM Pacific, only on Gnet! I turned the TV off, looked out the window and saw...
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09-02-2009, 10:26 AM
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#547
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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a clown running around on fire. He was screaming something about
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09-02-2009, 10:40 AM
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#548
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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"burning to death" and "water". I walked away from the window and got a...
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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09-02-2009, 02:43 PM
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#549
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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...hatchet instead. Reminiscing of my younger days as a brave native warrior, I decided to scal;p the next person I saw, who happened to be...
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09-02-2009, 04:18 PM
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#550
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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a very angst ridden teenage rock whom..........
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