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10-24-2004, 09:29 PM
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#401
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
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Just tonight.
I took the garbage out to the curb and hopped onto the mail hut.
I was really enjoying it, but then I thought about that freaky ass Grudge movie...
I jumped off the roof and ran my ass into my room and locked the doors o_O
When was the last time you put the light out in your room and jumped because y'got spooked?
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"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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10-24-2004, 10:50 PM
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#402
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Bangalore, India
Posts: 568
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3 months ago. I had just turned off the table lamp. When my mother creamed in the next room, cause she saw ahuge mutant lizard.
WHen will my fuckin job become permanent?
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10-24-2004, 11:15 PM
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#403
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Next week.
When will everybody in the world who deserves to be happy, finally be happy?
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10-24-2004, 11:23 PM
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#404
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: your house
Posts: 212
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Oh, it's on Tuesday. I thought we all got the memo.
Turns out, though, due to budget pressures, we only get 43 seconds of happiness.
43 1/3, but that's splitting hairs.
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If you had the power to either make two people get the pain and misery they truly deserve for their actions, or make one person happy who deserves to be happy, which would you choose, and why?
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A thousand cups of wine do not suffice when true friends meet, but half a sentence is too much when there is no meeting of minds.
--Chinese proverb
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10-24-2004, 11:27 PM
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#405
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Make one person happy, because happiness is far more important than anybody else's pain.
If you could give the person you loved most in the world "truth serum", would you?
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10-24-2004, 11:48 PM
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#406
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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fuckin hell no.
Would you rip your toenails out and eat them if you were starving?
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"I'm right"
"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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10-25-2004, 01:27 AM
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#407
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: your house
Posts: 212
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Nope. Fingernails are pretty hard to digest. Would likely just be painful, weaken me, and ultimately be unhelpful.
If you had to give up creating art, but in return would never be sad, would you do it?
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A thousand cups of wine do not suffice when true friends meet, but half a sentence is too much when there is no meeting of minds.
--Chinese proverb
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10-25-2004, 01:43 AM
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#408
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: England
Posts: 1
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i wouldnt. if you think about it, you're going to be sad sooner or later anyway, so dont give up something you love for something thats not going to ever happen.
for halloween, what costume would you wear to stand out in a crowd of say, 10,000?
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10-25-2004, 02:21 AM
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#409
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Bangalore, India
Posts: 568
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Well myself? In a crowd of xcostumes.. a no costume will stand out even more.
Is soylent green relally people's heads? Actually wtf is soylent green?
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10-25-2004, 03:06 AM
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#410
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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soylent green is people.. just ask charlton heston..
who put the bop in the bop shoo wop?
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10-26-2004, 11:19 PM
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#411
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 257
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Either Al Gore or Suzanne Summers. I always get those two mixed up...
What would you do if Mia Hamm bit you in the eye?
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10-26-2004, 11:49 PM
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#412
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: California
Posts: 167
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i would bleed to death
what would you do if i kissed you?
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10-26-2004, 11:55 PM
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#413
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: lost somewhere inside my mind
Posts: 45
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Depends, are you legal?
Why is it that I see a red door I have an overwhelming urge to paint it black?
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10-27-2004, 12:30 AM
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#414
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: neverland.....ah shit
Posts: 36
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public service?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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10-27-2004, 12:37 AM
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#415
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 257
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Because they want the blind people who walk up to them to get hit by cars. Survival of the fittest, y'know.
Does Sims 2 tickle your tomato or what?
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10-27-2004, 01:32 AM
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#416
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Certainly hasn't yet.
Why am I still awake???
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10-27-2004, 01:37 AM
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#417
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 257
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Your insomnia is directly caused by Al's fucking creepy avatar.
Isn't it cute to pronounce 'fudgesicle' like 'fudge-ickle?'
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10-27-2004, 01:44 AM
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#418
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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*aw* yes. But only when I picture you doing it.
Is stealing wrong?
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10-27-2004, 01:50 AM
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#419
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 257
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Not when I picture you doing it.
Should I practice a piece that I really hate and can't foresee myself perfecting it within the next 53 years?
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k is for kate.
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10-27-2004, 01:57 AM
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#420
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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If it takes away from your gothic.net time, no.
Do you remember your dreams?
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10-27-2004, 02:50 AM
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#421
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Bangalore, India
Posts: 568
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No they are like threads of gossammer.
Do you have a huge fucking migraine like me right now?
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10-27-2004, 11:55 AM
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#422
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mary-Land USA
Posts: 42
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No,,My migraines don't look like you
Did you ever sleep on a park bench?
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10-27-2004, 12:15 PM
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#423
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 372
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yes, by the reflecting pool in washington dc on the lawn.
walking in the smithsonian all day will wear you out.
what asshole decided that wedding anniversaries were to be celebrated...probably some needy chic.
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10-28-2004, 11:44 AM
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#424
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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The same moronic women that think you don't love them if you don't go into debt paying for their engagement ring!Oh,and then the next ten years are spent in debt paying for just one special day.
Stupid.
Why are women so materialistic?
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10-28-2004, 12:24 PM
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#425
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 372
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Easy: simple minds are entertained by simple pleasures.
Why does Victoria Secret feel the need to stuff my mailbox with (im not exagerating here, folks), an average of 6 magazines A WEEK?!?! No fucking WONDER the Amazon is dissapearing!! Jeezus!
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