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Old 01-06-2006, 12:25 AM   #726
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wait a second - wait just a god damned second...

WHO is planning on using some lotion on me?

i'm very confused now and not sure whether i should feel uncomfortable.
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Old 01-06-2006, 01:16 AM   #727
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I find beauty in both men and women, but am a practising asexual.
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Old 01-06-2006, 01:28 AM   #728
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do you jerk off? if yes, then you're autosexual, not asexual.

... so many terms, so little time ...
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Old 01-06-2006, 01:39 AM   #729
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naah...do not...so asexual.
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Old 01-06-2006, 01:43 AM   #730
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glad we got that out of the way.

welcome.
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Old 01-06-2006, 01:49 AM   #731
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Thank you, edible_eye. The Mojo is long gone. It's not missed especially, but perhaps it might revisit one day. Life can be funny that way.
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Old 01-06-2006, 01:58 AM   #732
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Hell who needs real people when you have what appears to be towels?



hold me.......

i'm scared.
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:20 AM   #733
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em....

*speechless*

I'll never look at towels the same way...

Thanks guys.
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Old 01-06-2006, 07:37 AM   #734
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Al,

that towel thing is at best distrubing and at worst a confirmation that the asian world has come up with some truly bizarre fetishes.

( shudders )

Hey, how about something completely different.

I understand the charms of the older woman, but this is ridiculous!

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Old 01-06-2006, 07:41 AM   #735
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Truth In Advertising?



Can I get my car washed while they're at it?
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Old 01-06-2006, 08:40 AM   #736
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Al,

that towel thing is at best distrubing and at worst a confirmation that the asian world has come up with some truly bizarre fetishes.

( shudders )

Hey, how about something completely different.

I understand the charms of the older woman, but this is ridiculous!


Well Ben it's not so much the older women aspect as it is some of us get started early and they are the only ones who can handle such lust.

Ah yes the memories. See for some of us, who get an early bite from the sensual bug, our outlet is not an older woman or a woman at all, but rather whatever is handy that resembles the opposite sex.




What happens when we get older? After a childhood of cheap plastic sluts? That's right, cheap looking expensive plastic sluts. And so continues the vicious cycle of recycled love.



Or maybe that's just my twisted childhood.
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Old 01-06-2006, 08:56 AM   #737
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Al, Better Plastic than this, right?



P.s I will totally understand if this pic gets taken down by a mod.


*I'm Glad You Understand, Sigh.*
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:34 AM   #738
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*twitch. Twitch*
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Old 01-06-2006, 10:34 AM   #739
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* OMG * ( gasping for air )
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Old 01-06-2006, 10:40 AM   #740
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Old 01-06-2006, 01:59 PM   #741
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Well Ben it's not so much the older women aspect as it is some of us get started early and they are the only ones who can handle such lust.
You know, I think you're right.

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Old 01-06-2006, 05:00 PM   #742
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that towel thing is very strange!!

Talking about my lesbian side: i am going to England over in the summer to stay with my sister and i'm gonna meet my online friend Mel when i'm over there who i fancy like mad and she fancys me like mad too and i'm saying SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN...just don't know what all we will be doing but yeah *blushes* i'm allowed just as long as i don't run off with her...i could do that but i have to be 100% certain that she's what i want and i have to dump James so that i'm not fucking him around
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Old 01-06-2006, 05:27 PM   #743
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:08 PM   #744
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*teehee* I like the last "Love Is.." It's so true.
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:42 PM   #745
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love is leaving your mark so every day when he gets dressed he winces from the scratches on his back and the bite on his thigh.
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:43 PM   #746
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Well, when you put it that way. *shudders* Towels...... my bathroom is creeping me out now.
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:44 PM   #747
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or love is also the rope burn on your wrists.
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:47 PM   #748
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Love is also saying "hey sexy" and embarassing them infront of their bosses.
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:48 PM   #749
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you are so sweet and innocent slayer.
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:51 PM   #750
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