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Old 12-27-2005, 10:37 AM   #1
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2006, year of the funny

Since 2006 is coming up very shortly, and since it is named "Year of the Funny" I thought we could honor it a little earlier than expected. Post funny pictures, entertaining links, or hilarious texts here, after all, Laughter is the best medicine.

An accountant, a lawyer, and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands and all the way up to his elbows. He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan, and they taught us to be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of Colorado, and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of Nebraska, and they taught us not to pee on our hands."


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Old 12-27-2005, 10:40 AM   #2
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Old 12-27-2005, 10:47 AM   #3
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That's pretty funny, luv, but I believe we've already got a joke thread.
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Old 12-27-2005, 10:53 AM   #4
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But this is a thread dedicated the 2006, year of the funny.
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Old 12-27-2005, 11:25 AM   #5
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Color me clueless, but I don't get it either..
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Old 12-27-2005, 11:35 AM   #6
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year of the funny? WTF?
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Old 12-27-2005, 11:46 AM   #7
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WTF? I thought you were sig.ing me. Ya bastid!

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Old 01-06-2006, 01:15 PM   #8
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if jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse
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Old 01-06-2006, 05:05 PM   #9
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ewww that last ones sick!!
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Old 01-06-2006, 08:52 PM   #10
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Okay, "2006, Year of the funny", evey year has a title thing, last year, 2005, was year of the idiots, 2004 was year of the runner, and so on and so forth.
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:59 PM   #11
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and whose teh person that makes up these titles?
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Old 01-06-2006, 10:01 PM   #12
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A commity, the same one that dictates certain holidays. I just can't remember the name..... >_<
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Old 01-07-2006, 02:56 PM   #13
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Maybe they figured we could use a laugh.

...waitaminit...
does that mean that in 2005 we needed an idiot?
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Old 01-07-2006, 03:14 PM   #14
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I think like 95 or so was the year of the donut... I declared it so standing on the steel bridge at midnight listening to the sweet sound of 10,000 rats under the train trussels fucking or brawling or whatever it is rats do to bring in the new year.
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Old 01-07-2006, 05:04 PM   #15
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I've heard of "Year of the Ocean" and all sorts of noble, environmental things like that, but never something like "Year of the Funny."

Logically I think people should decide things like that after the year is over; look back on it and think "what stood out in it?"

Joke (I heard this when I was five): Three lawyers and three engineers were going on a business trip to the same place, same day, same length of time. The lawyers went to the ticket office and bought three train tickets. The engineers only bought one.
The lawyers asked the engineers "How are you going to get on the train with only one ticket?" and the engineers said "You'll see"
When they got on the train the lawyers found some seats, while the engineers all went straight to the bathroom. When the ticket collector came around, the engineers opened their door a crack and poked out their ticket. The lawyers thought it was a pretty cool trick, and decided they'd try it on the way home.
Thus, they only bought one ticket for the way home, while the engineers bought none. The lawyers were again confused, and the engineers again told them to wait and see.
When it was time to get on the train, both groups went to the bathrooms. Soon, there was a knock on the lawyer's door and a voice said "Ticket please," so the lawyers poked their ticket out and were all excited that the trick had worked.
A little while later, an other knock came on their door and an other voice said "Ticket please," but the lawyers didn't have a ticket to give. But who had they actually given the ticket to?

Speaking of New Year, who does resolutions? I haven't even made the attempt for years, because I know I'll never keep them.
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Old 01-07-2006, 05:14 PM   #16
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lol. I love that one.

"fucking or brawling..."
sounds better than eating donuts.
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