.: Randomness :.

[Ravena]

Thanks Eyes. Where ya been? Not to be nosey...

Alright parents, listen up. If you take your child to a publc pool, or even a private one, please have some common courtesy and follow the following basic rules-

1) Watch your child! The Lifeguards are there to keep you and your child safe, yes, but when there are two Guards about and 30+ people in the pool, lend us a hand and do us a favor, k?

2) Keep your cool with the Guards. We may come across as nasty sometimes, but consider this-

You think the Guard is yelling at your child, but he or she is just raising their voice to be heard over other patrons.

This Guard has been sitting, perhaps in the sun, dealing with idiot specimens of humanity and their miserable offspring. All day. Cut a little slack, eh? Pweeese?

3) Here's a shocker, at least for people in Jackassville- FOLLOW TEH RULESES!!!!! PLEASE! FOR GOD AND GODDESS"S SAKE!!!!!!! OR BUDDAH!! OR AMERTERASU!!! OR GANESH!!! OR WHOEVER TEH HELLS YOU WORSHIP!!!!!
Don't run!
Don't eat on teh deck!
Don't jump off the edge of teh pool!!!1
Wear proper attire!
Shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GODDAMNIT! SHOWER!!!!!!!!
Wait in line at the diving board!

*pants*
Part two, tomorrow.
Maybe.

[Bodnoirbabe]

One of these damn days i'm going to create a thread that people actually respond too!!! you damn people are too picky! LOL.

I'm going to go play spades now...

[OnMyOwn]

well im graduating in 3 and a half hours so ive gone to the bathroom a couple of times, i havent taken a bath yet, im just sitting here listening to the dead kennedys live mutiny on the bay to relax but its not working.

[Darkness_Of_The_Night]

Originally Posted by Gypsy2222

Welcome ack DOTN... it's good to see you...

Always,
~The Gypsy~

Thank you Gypsy, it feels good to be back.

People please do what Ravena said and read the rules when you go swimming at a public pools. Yes I am also a lifegurad and it sucks when you have people who dont listen to you. But it is fun when they get kicked out. The point is its not hard to follow a few simple rules.

Congrats Ravena and Asurai on yor 3-month anniversary.

OnMyOwn I hope your gradution went well, congrats.

[Soul_Immortal]

Heres my Random tidbit.


I ordered stuff online today. right? Well the body butter I ordered did NOT come in the flavor I liked, so I opted in for Kahlua instead of the Green Tea,......((YOU DIRTY MINDED PEOPLE))


Heres the clincher......



:shock: It cost less than the oil :shock:




~*Soul*~!

[evelynne]

o my goat soul!!! and out i run to spend up on the body butter! but wait... living in hicksville there is about one place where you can BUY the stuff and they only have mango.
stupid stupid dratted blooming hell hole Nowra with no good shops open on Saturdays.
random thought: do spiders get itchy? they have those little hairs all over their legs, they must come loose sometimes and tickle the spider's erogenous zones.
also, do fish ever get stung by bees?

[Ravena]

Yes!

Ze flying fishies, dey jamp, and dey jamp, and dey es stungded, ever so horible!

I saw eet!!!!!! :shock:

[Ravena]

I am....


Teh Elder Goth! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha*deep breath*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHA!

[Soul_Immortal]

NOW the body butter has my flavor.......


:shock:




~*Soul*~

[Bodnoirbabe]

Who the hell needs to be shopping at 11 at night?!?!?!
Here's my random tip of the day:
If you're out shopping and the store is closing, KNow what you want to buy and don't drag a cartful of shit to the counter that you dont want. It really pisses us cashiers off!

okay, i'm done venting.......

[Soul_Immortal]

I was shopping at 3pm, dear......online


This is sort of hicksville here too, the only store that has this kind of stuff is really expensive and has someone who needs tri-focals to look at the label for a tag.

Store: 5 oz. Body Butter, one flavor, $17.99
1 oz. Edible Massage Oil, $9.99

Online: 5 oz. Body Butter, two flavors, 5.49 total
1.5 oz Edible Massage Oil, two oils, 3.87 total


I used to be a cashier too, so I know how that goes, hehe. Anyone want the site? I have alot of em.


If I could shop at 11 at night, it would be WalMart during a major chocolate craving. :shock:


*Soul*~

[Daz]

since i left my parents place to come to my sisters place i have read two books, a dean koontz novel i picked up at the airport which wasn't too bad but i got a little bored during the last chapter and it too way to long to end, and a martin millar book which had me giggling out loud most of he way through. bough the millar book in a used store after chatting with the guy who owns the store for about an hour about clive barker and poppy z. brite. this guy was awsome, long fuzzy air, long fuzzy beard, warm eyes and a genuine knowledge of what he was talking about. e was deffiniely rigt about te book though.. tore through it in a day.. my mom and sister thought i was pretty funny me curled up in a corner of he couch reading non stop with the occational burst of laughter. there really is more i could write about this trip but the room is full of people that dont need to see what i want to write :twisted: . i have noticed one thing while i've been here that i can add quick enough that i know no one will see it, i'm really not tat close to anyone at all. cnversations have been strained the entire time i've been here. i sorta realized that when i had the day to myself and i just wondered around down town on my own. even if i look back on past relationships (this was because i have an ex who i saw that day who totally didnt recognize me) i really didnt bother to get all that attached. best day i've had so far is when i spent time by myself. wouldn't you know it, takes a vacation surounded by people for me to realize that i'd rather be by myself lol

[demon_warrior]

worms I hate worms they make me crazy
crazy I was crazy once.
They locked me in a BIG WHITE ROOM
I died there then the worms came!

this is a random board post all the shit you want here just stop posting crap to get attention everywhere else. :!:

[Daz]

we already have this.. its called .:Randomness:. and its on the general board... which im sure will eventually absorb this

[demon_warrior]

sheesh i don't know why i try!
*sits down*

[Daz]

right.... well as fun as it is to sit here and watch the current war waging on in the whinning forum, and trust me it is enertaining, i am dealing with one happening behind me in my sisters diningroom between my sister and my parents so i'm going to disconnect myself from the net and preend to sleep on the couch in hopes that they will shut the fuck up. tomorrow i head home ad monday i have he entire day off. maybe i'll go get a brazilian wax :twisted: . anyways, have a good night folks and i'll come back in and say what i wanted to say tomorrow night.

[OnMyOwn]

My story of the little coca cola addict boy :lol:



Last night i was at a birthday party of a friend of mine from school and since im an addict of coca cola and i dont drink alcohol i started to drink toooooo much cola so i wouldnt drink any of the other stuff. So im having a good time when my pretty little stomach begins to fail me and i start to burp and nobody can stop me. I begin to salivate alot and this is getting kinda groos isnt it? :P

Well i somehow found the bathroom and i just stared in the mirror for a while trying not to throw up and have a nice evening. But i gave in. I did it and i felt better for two seconds then i notice i messed up my fice using so much force.My face was red,swollen,and my cheeks and forehead muscles were almost covering my vision.Kinda cool cus that had never happened to me.I cleaned up,cleaned the bathroom, and when i open the door half of the people were waiting for me...Everyone thought i was drunk but in the end they know i know better. I was dizzy and getting dehidrated for about 2 hours then i drank a glass of water and slowly got better.

In the end i didnt eat..(I went to the party to eat but the food wasnt right for me) I got drunk on cola (wich is pathetic in a big way) My friends were worried wich is something i hadnt seen for a while. And everyone ended happy and no one got hurt except my face.


THE FUCKING END

*silence*

*sigh*

ok..

[ice]

"i'm just......" has been Moved and Merged with ".:Randomness:."

[WolfMoon]

Right, so I'm sitting here on the net searching for goth porn.I hop on te rubberdollies site and there for thew world to see is one of my exes!!!She's dropped about 30 lbs. and dyed her hair blue,but genitlia don't lie.All I've got to say is, "Hey Bitch where's my fuckin top?Theiving little whore!!"

[The_Crazy_Irishman]

Hmm.. as this is the randomness topic I'd just like to say that when babysitting my baby sister last night I put her to sleep with Black Sabbath and Queen playing in the background :twisted: All I'll say in my defence (if it's needed :roll: ) is that it's my way of ensuring classics don't die out in future generations (and if I ever had kids I do the same 8))

[OnMyOwn]

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Right, so I'm sitting here on the net searching for goth porn.I hop on te rubberdollies site and there for thew world to see is one of my exes!!!She's dropped about 30 lbs. and dyed her hair blue,but genitlia don't lie.All I've got to say is, "Hey Bitch where's my fuckin top?Theiving little whore!!"

That must be freaking cool..

damn

What was your reaction did u laugh or what??

i would have fucking laughed alot.I dunno its kinda weird dont ya think

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by OnMyOwn

That must be freaking cool..

damn

What was your reaction did u laugh or what??

i would have fucking laughed alot.I dunno its kinda weird dont ya think

Long story,she actually looked better than when I was with her.It wasn't like a real serious relationship or anything,we weren't exclusive.I do have to give her kudos for going out and doing what she always told me she would.It was a dream of hers.But the little tramp stole some of my stuff,I later found out, and I stopped calling or having anything to do with her.My jaw dropped when I realized who I was staring at, she looks damned good for a theiving little whore.

:shock:

[Gypsy2222]

And so I sit here in this half daze, partially rested, wondering at mans inner child… Normally, the inner child is a harmless thing when kept around friends and can even create interesting situations to laugh at for years to come… The only problem with the inner child is when it gets a hold of some grown up information… lol… it can send carefully laid out plans spiraling into a funnel of self destruction, or loosen the tongue of the most well meant secrets (i.e. the secrets that come from surprise presents… lol). Hopefully, when these things happen, be it from sleep deprivation to narcotics, the friends closest are stout enough to put up with your childishness. Luckily I have such friends, I feel sorry for those that don’t… They don’t know the amusement and close bonds that they are missing out on in delirium…

:: Raises glass ::

To Good Friends!

lol... May they ever tolerate us for all of our shortcomings and odd behaviours!

Always,
~The Gypsy~

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Gypsy2222

The only problem with the inner child is when it gets a hold of some grown up information… lol… it can send carefully laid out plans spiraling into a funnel of self destruction, or loosen the tongue of the most well meant secrets (i.e. the secrets that come from surprise presents… lol).

....and sometimes you're lucky enough to have friends who will help you to get your plans back on track or not share secrets let out in such cases....no matter what.



*sigh*

[OnMyOwn]

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Long story,she actually looked better than when I was with her.It wasn't like a real serious relationship or anything,we weren't exclusive.I do have to give her kudos for going out and doing what she always told me she would.It was a dream of hers.But the little tramp stole some of my stuff,I later found out, and I stopped calling or having anything to do with her.My jaw dropped when I realized who I was staring at, she looks damned good for a theiving little whore.

:shock:

Maybe she got the job wearing your stuff ... nah

Kinda cool though not many people get to do what they want. Even though she stole your stuff.