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View Poll Results: What would you do if onions were free.
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Kill the dog and keep the money?
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Eat a Croque Monsieur in the beautiful paris sunshine?
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Topple the dictator and commence a new reign of terror?
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12-18-2009, 01:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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Onion Poll
What would you do if onions were free?
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12-18-2009, 01:33 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Actually useless fact but I work at taco bell and sides of onions and adding them is free. lol and they are about the cheapest vegetable you can get. But if they were completely free... Find away to make onion bombs. 
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12-18-2009, 01:36 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
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I would chop up onions and mix them with onion juice and inject it into the eyes of the danish prime minister.
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12-18-2009, 01:49 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
Posts: 258
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I'd dress up like a police officer (complete with whiteface), go out and beat up some random minority, start the LA riots all over again, and commence looting of said onions.
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12-18-2009, 02:41 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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Eat Mister Crocodile in Paris.
My French never was good.
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Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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12-18-2009, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LakitaJackson
I'd dress up like a police officer (complete with whiteface), go out and beat up some random minority, start the LA riots all over again, and commence looting of said onions.
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This!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-18-2009, 09:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LakitaJackson
I'd dress up like a police officer (complete with whiteface), go out and beat up some random minority, start the LA riots all over again, and commence looting of said onions.
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Don't forget to "find" a bag of marijuana or crack in the victim's car or house while conducting an unwarranted search.
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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12-18-2009, 10:03 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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It was Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe (isn't it always the lead pipe?) in the study.
After watching so many modern detective shows that focus on the C.S.I. factor, the lead pipe offers the greatest opportunity for blood spatter pattern gore and DNA testing euphoria. Although I guess the candlestick and the wrench would be about the same. How can they get DNA test results within hours on television shows?
Um, onions .... to paraphrase a song, "If onions were dollars, I wouldn't worry any more." Unless they cost a dollar at the store.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-18-2009, 11:34 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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If that was true ben, could you imagine buying a car? You'd need a literal truck load.
Car dealers lots would reek of onions.
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"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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12-18-2009, 12:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Too bad the subject isn't garlic. Then in some mythologies a car lot would be one of the safest places to hide from vampires. Or maybe a bank. Then vampires would only be able to use debit cards and checks cause they couldn't handle money. And wallets would be satchels around your neck.
Damn, I'm broke! The vampires are after me!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-18-2009, 12:03 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 754
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LakitaJackson
I'd dress up like a police officer (complete with whiteface), go out and beat up some random minority, start the LA riots all over again, and commence looting of said onions.
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Onions are free every day if you're on welfare, so you have nothing to riot about. Your onions are paid for by my tax dollars because you're too lazy to work for your own onions. All you have to do is drive your Cadillac down to the onion office and ask one of the white onions behind the counter to help you fill out the paperwork and--shore 'nuff--Obama will personally deliver onions to your housing project the next day. Meanwhile, hard working Americans like me have to illegally download our onions because we're working two jobs just to earn enough money to send our kids to private school so they won't have to play with your kids at recess.
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12-18-2009, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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---------------------and who are yoU?
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Bring Kontan Back
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12-18-2009, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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I would make chilli everyday, then make mustard bombs to topple the government.
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I Like Cheese!
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12-18-2009, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 754
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
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I'm the electric messiah; the ACDC god.
Last edited by Man In Room 5; 12-18-2009 at 12:17 PM.
Reason: typo
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12-18-2009, 03:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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It might be because I'm drunk, but I cackled when I saw this.
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12-18-2009, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Let's drink to him once more! He was a good stalker!
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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12-18-2009, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Man In Room 5
Onions are free every day if you're on welfare, so you have nothing to riot about. Your onions are paid for by my tax dollars because you're too lazy to work for your own onions. All you have to do is drive your Cadillac down to the onion office and ask one of the white onions behind the counter to help you fill out the paperwork and--shore 'nuff--Obama will personally deliver onions to your housing project the next day. Meanwhile, hard working Americans like me have to illegally download our onions because we're working two jobs just to earn enough money to send our kids to private school so they won't have to play with your kids at recess.
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WOOHOO! He's back!
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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12-20-2009, 10:41 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 664
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Edgar Allan Poe
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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12-20-2009, 08:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Where I go to sleep every night
Posts: 72
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*cheers* raises glass
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