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03-03-2010, 12:17 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Demon test
http://www.demontest.com/test.htm
Bad news you guys, I scored a 23 on this highly sophisticated demon risk assessment test, which means I am at moderate risk for demon possession. If I fail at any more relationships or am sexually violated at some point in time I may become high risk. Keep the holy water handy.
But the best part is that if you're high risk, they have A LOT of crap to sell you!
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03-03-2010, 12:38 AM
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#2
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Your test score is 15
You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.
Scoring Test Results
Responses are evaluated as follows: Items marked "Never" have no value. Items marked "Past" are scored as one point. Items marked "Currently" are scored as two points. Crucial questions (one through seven) add one additional point to the final score.
So appearently I am not gonna have to mix holy water in my morning juice. Good to know.
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03-03-2010, 01:03 AM
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#3
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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Ha Ha Ha lol!
Bookmarked. xD
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03-03-2010, 01:46 AM
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#4
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Your test score is 32
You are at high risk for demonic oppression/possession.
Yo, can someone lend me some cash for one of them DVDs, I'm too strapped at the moment 'cause of my Alcohol and Drug abuse.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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03-03-2010, 02:13 AM
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#5
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Ye sure, come to Denmark and get it
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03-03-2010, 04:00 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Posts: 1,044
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Your test score is 12
You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.
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Highlights from a recent three-day DWJD® Training Institute. Deals with every aspect of curses such as cremation, tattoos, secret societies, cults, the occult, word curses. Concludes with a special Lawsuit Against Satan to break the legal rights of every curse."
Hahaha. That sounds entertaining.
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03-03-2010, 04:01 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Step 1: Free your mind.
Step 2: Jump off building.
Step 3: You are dead and the curse is broken.
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03-03-2010, 04:42 AM
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#8
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: yo momma house
Posts: 67
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mine said 22. Moderate, yo.
I was taking it thinking "hey, this is pretty goofy," but afterwards, when I found out they were being serious, it sucked all the fun out of it. I hate crazy people.
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03-03-2010, 10:46 AM
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#9
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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31.
Oh buggery.
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Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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03-03-2010, 11:13 AM
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#10
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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33.
Nice. Pretty awful.
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03-03-2010, 12:43 PM
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#11
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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31. Uh-ohhhh.
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03-03-2010, 01:46 PM
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#12
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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19, ahh I'm alright me ^^
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03-03-2010, 01:54 PM
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#13
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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Bro mine was 666!!!!
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03-03-2010, 01:57 PM
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#14
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Earth.
Posts: 479
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I'm a 38.
Shit.
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"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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03-03-2010, 03:20 PM
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#15
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 2
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lol
Your test score is 24
You are at moderate risk for demonic oppression/possession.
thats my score good grief....
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03-03-2010, 05:03 PM
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#16
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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29. Moderate risk.
Is it bad that I think it'd be wicked awesome to be possessed by a demon?
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-03-2010, 05:10 PM
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#17
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Sign up now to get a complimentary WWDD t-shirt with your purchase.
(What Would Demons Do?)
For those of you with low scores who were disappointed, looks like you're going to have to set about getting yourself sexually violated a bunch more.
LMAO!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-04-2010, 02:23 AM
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#18
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Yeah. Where does one get sexually violated though?
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03-04-2010, 03:11 AM
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#19
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Usually in the Vag or Ass.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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03-04-2010, 08:13 AM
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#20
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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+1 for Still Jack!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-19-2010, 03:23 PM
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#21
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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28
I am dissapointed with myself
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Better to be strong than pretty and useless
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03-19-2010, 03:46 PM
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#22
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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I only got a 7. How the fuck does everyone score so high?
More importantly, is 'incested' a word?
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03-19-2010, 04:14 PM
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#23
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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I scored three. Do you guys scoring in the 30s just hang around in seedy places waiting to be sexually abused while lacerating yourselves with inverted crucifixes or something?
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03-19-2010, 04:17 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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I only got a 12... that's... relieving...?
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03-19-2010, 04:22 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The United States
Posts: 86
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Wow, I have a score of 38. Bring on Constantine and the holy water!
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