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03-15-2011, 08:47 AM
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Boa Constrictor Bites Breast Of Model ...
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Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's breast during photoshoot
Text, photos and video at the link above.
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I have to admit, of all the arguments I've ever made in support of fake breasts, this is one that never occurred to me! LOL!
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03-15-2011, 11:18 AM
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Such a foul mood rattled the snake,
Of a model he chose to partake.
So the part that he bit
Was neither tat not tit
But something both poisonous and fake.
(Sorry ... couldn't resist.)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-16-2011, 01:32 AM
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I guess she wasn't kosher.
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03-16-2011, 10:25 AM
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Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-16-2011, 11:28 AM
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Who know silicone could save you?! Hurray For fake breasts!
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03-16-2011, 11:44 AM
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The snake didn't die. That wouldn't even make sense. News just don't check their sources any more. At all
http://community.live journal.com/ohnotheydidnt/56815690.html?thread=9762672458#t9762672458
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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03-16-2011, 11:53 AM
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Snake purgatory?
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03-17-2011, 01:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan
The snake didn't die. That wouldn't even make sense. News just don't check their sources any more. At all
http://community.live journal.com/ohnotheydidnt/56815690.html?thread=9762672458#t9762672458 |
Do they ever anymore?
Also, it was the Daily Mail, which is a daily rag like the National Enquirer in America that not only puts out crap stories but also is owned by Rupert Murdoch.
So you get stories about bat boy and ones blasting Obama all in one place.
Checking the facts has never been high on the list of things to-do @ the Daily Mail.
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03-17-2011, 12:28 PM
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Aw. We're sure that's the origin point? Yeah, probably. It did seem unlikely.
Oh well, I still got some lulz out of it.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2011, 08:43 PM
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Too bad. Oh well.
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