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Old 01-16-2008, 12:31 PM   #1
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Music videos you should NEVER watch

ok, post here the worst music videos ever in the history of music, no matter what genre or artist.
here's the worst video I've ever watched in my life: *sorry for the fans, if there're such things in life...*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-4VOLeKBOw
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:33 PM   #2
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ok, post here the worst music videos ever in the history of music, no matter what genre or artist.
here's the worst video I've ever watched in my life: *sorry for the fans, if there're such things in life...*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-4VOLeKBOw
Oh. My. God. That man has to be one of the most physically horrifying people I have ever seen.
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:37 PM   #3
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Oh. My. God. That man has to be one of the most physically horrifying people I have ever seen.

Exactly!
Isn't that video a riddiculous way to play the man on the moon?
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:40 PM   #4
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That video is brilliant, I don't know what your problem is.

Some people have no sense of humor, I guess.
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Old 01-16-2008, 02:12 PM   #5
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That actually made me crack up. I thought someone was going to be horrifically deformed after BH's comment, but I guess I was wrong.
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I saw them live. It was entertaining.
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Old 01-16-2008, 02:42 PM   #7
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No thread like this is complete without this video
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:03 PM   #8
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Hey! Don't insult The Darkness!
The video is GREAT.
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:39 PM   #9
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Suck on this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4yndU6NqUE
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Old 01-16-2008, 04:29 PM   #10
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Ew... the darkness are horrible. His voice sounds like garbage in the high note parts. He doesn't sound like TOTAL shit otherwise.
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Old 01-16-2008, 05:42 PM   #11
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I actually really enjoyed that video and song. I vote this one fun to watch.
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:46 PM   #12
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Even though I had it in my sig until a few days ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgyg_5FF_0
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:33 PM   #13
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Southern techno ftwww
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:38 PM   #14
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This lady always looks so stupid beyond belief and CANNOT sing. I hate Nina Hagen. She seriously sounds like me when I make fun of people singing. And no, I don't want to hear that she has a "free spirit" and that she is "artistic." Bullshit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CST7XOxw4Dk
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:17 AM   #15
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hehe, here goes antoherone
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KNHcaIJETZo

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfTFT...eature=related
None of these should be watched. ever. Unless you want to laugh your arse off.
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Old 01-24-2008, 07:00 AM   #17
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None of these should be watched. ever. Unless you want to laugh your arse off.

I don't finde them that bad...
I even like some
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:09 AM   #18
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This lady always looks so stupid beyond belief and CANNOT sing. I hate Nina Hagen. She seriously sounds like me when I make fun of people singing. And no, I don't want to hear that she has a "free spirit" and that she is "artistic." Bullshit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CST7XOxw4Dk
I like Nina Hagen, she's fun.

Christ, and I thought I was a snob. Next you'll be telling me that Tom Waits sucks and I'll have to have your legs broken.
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:49 PM   #19
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This thread = FAIL.
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:07 AM   #21
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:45 AM   #22
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I look at it like this. the Darkness is a funny band. The singer can sing and all kinds of sit, the guitarist is phenomenal. They're basically doing a lot of the same retarded shit as some goth bands they just made money of of it and subtracted the dark aesthetic. (Disclaimer. I'm not bashing goth rock, I love it.)
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Old 01-25-2008, 12:45 PM   #23
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ok, post here the worst music videos ever in the history of music, no matter what genre or artist.
here's the worst video I've ever watched in my life: *sorry for the fans, if there're such things in life...*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-4VOLeKBOw
I'm sorry, but that is an AWESOME video.
You obviously haven't seen many videos...
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