A place for Jethro to whine about me

[Lochnar]

Ok Jethro, so you don't keep disrupting other threads with you poor English, here is a place where you can whine about me and how you don't understand me. Have at it and I will address your concerns until I get bored with you.

[Lochnar]

Of course that is assuming, Jethro, that you have the gray matter needed to FIND this thread. And the balls to use it.

[Ben Lahnger]

Lochnar, why, why, why? Why would you encourage this? I would never start a thread like this encouraging a discourse with Jethro, largely because I don't have enough aspirin on hand.

[Altemese]

I can tell this thread is going to be very interesting. Don't start. I have to get some pop corn.

[Still Jack]

Who the fuck is Jethro?

[Ben Lahnger]

JethroAranas

[Lochnar]

I was bored and sleep dep. Now I've had some sleep. Fuck, maybe the kid will learn something like...I'm not deluded enough to say "English" but I'd be happy with oh, say "Capitalization". The key is to set manageable goals.

[Ben Lahnger]

... or baby steps! LOL!

[Lochnar]

That's the ticket! LOL

[Mir]

You guys are MEAN!

Yeah, that`s right. I said it.

[Catch]

I don't get a thread?

[Lochnar]

Originally Posted by Mir

You guys are MEAN!

Yeah, that`s right. I said it.

Thanks!!!

Originally Posted by Catch

I don't get a thread?

Yeah it's the hacked account one =P

[freakinsheena]

Who is JethroAranas?

[JethroAranas]

I'm JethroAranas...

and I'm Famous. Wahahahaha.

thanks to my number 1 fan LOCHNAR who made this thread for me.

[Catch]

Yeah! That is wonderful.

Look at the description... that is me:

Originally Posted by Lochnar

Ok Jethro, so you don't keep disrupting other threads with you poor English, here is a place where you can whine about me and how you don't understand me. Have at it and I will address your concerns until I get bored with you.

[Still Jack]

JethroAnus is pretty boring, why does he get a thread?

[Lochnar]

Yeah, he's no fun.

[Ben Lahnger]

As a somewhat relevant non sequitur, I'd like to post some quotes by or about another Jethro from "The Beverly Hillbillies":

Jed Clampett: "If brains was lard, Jethro couldn't grease a pan."

Steve: Do you know what you could get for wearing a general’s uniform?
Jethro: Everybody asks me that. Must be a bundle.
Steve: What you could get is the Federal Penn!
Jethro: No thanks. No pen. Uncle Jed don’t want me foolin’ with nothin’ sharp.

Jethro: [while ciphering] "Naught times naught is naught, fetch down the naught ..."

Jethro: [Jed and Jehtro are discussing a "fast" girl back in the hills] Uncle Jed, she handed me a big old sugar cookie, looked at me and said, "Jehtro, if you had a choice between that cookie and me, which one would you take?" Uncle Jed, that's when I found out just how fast she was!
[Jed leans in close to hear the rest of the story]
Jethro: I had to run nearly a mile to get away from her with that cookie!
Jed Clampett: [Disgusted] Jethro, some day me and you got to have a long talk.

Jethro: [on the sport of bowling] I think I've finally figured this game out, Spanky. You take this here ball, put it in this here gully, and let it roll down yonder. Then you hurl yourself down this here slippery gully and see how many of them there snake bashing clubs you can knock down before the ball gets there.

[Catch]

Tits!............

[Lochnar]

ROFL!!!!!!! sweet

[JethroAranas]

Originally Posted by Lochnar

Yeah, he's no fun.

thats why he's asking. Why do I get a thread?

[Alan]

Shut the fuck up, you attention whore. And idiot made a thread about an idiot. Nobody cares.

[JethroAranas]

and another idiot posted on an idiot's thread. So much for 'nobody cares'.

[Lochnar]

So...we're all idiots...cool

[Alan]

Originally Posted by JethroAranas

and another idiot posted on an idiot's thread. So much for 'nobody cares'.

Contradictory statements. Seriously, if you can't interact with people in real life it doesn't mean you will fit on the internet. You're just pathetically doomed to be alone; deal with it.