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05-02-2012, 06:15 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
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The Great Advice Thread
Pulling faces is better than pulling faeces.
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05-02-2012, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Never try to eat anything bigger than your head!
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05-02-2012, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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Never eat yellow snow.
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I am your slice of pie
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05-02-2012, 02:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
Posts: 1,276
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Always lock the bathroom door if you live with roommates.
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Caution, I may bite.
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05-02-2012, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lexington, KY
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YOU DON'T need people to tell you that you're attractive. You just are. You should actually assume that to an extent.
If your left wrist suddenly pops followed by an uncomfortable warm tingling sensation, stop using it for the day or two.
Smoke.
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05-04-2012, 05:26 PM
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#6
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,700
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Get money!
Ron Paul 2012!
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"Women hold up half the sky" -Mao
"God always picks the strangest things to get angry about. Get an abortion or gay married and he'll aim a tornado right at you.
Rip off a million poor people and Wall street has no problems. " -Rebecca B
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05-04-2012, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 750 mi north of AZ equivalent to Derry, Maine
Posts: 673
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Sometimes it's ok to tell your boss EXACTLY what you think.
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup." - unknown
question:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death
(shouts) WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!?
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answer:
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Because some people are dicks. And not everyone else is gay.
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05-05-2012, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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You should never under ANY circumstances try to bathe in a silo of farm animal crap.
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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05-08-2012, 06:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 220
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always pee after sex.
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05-08-2012, 09:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 176
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AshleyO
Get money!
Ron Paul 2012!
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YOLO!
Ron Paul loves virginia's.
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05-09-2012, 04:09 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 100
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Kill people. Burn Shit. Fuck School.
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05-09-2012, 06:55 AM
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#12
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Never ever listen to other people's advice - except mine because I'm always right.
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"Always be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle." - Plato
Help me, I'm holding on for dear life
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05-09-2012, 07:07 AM
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Florida
Posts: 33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angelic Dissonance2
YOU DON'T need people to tell you that you're attractive. You just are. You should actually assume that to an extent.
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Attractiveness is a matter of personal preference, and therefore should never be assumed. But, it is indeed correct that nobody can tell you that you ARE attractive, because even if 99% of people would agree with them, someone will always disagree, and they have every right to due to it being an opinion based concept.
In conclusion: You are simultaneously gorgeous, an ugly fuck, and everything in between, no matter what you look like, depending on whose looking at you.
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05-09-2012, 08:08 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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No no like this:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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05-09-2012, 12:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn, you'll regret it.
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I am your slice of pie
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05-09-2012, 11:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Haejin
always pee after sex.
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In extension to this:
Don't pee during sex, some people don't like that.
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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05-10-2012, 04:04 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fathom
Attractiveness is a matter of personal preference, and therefore should never be assumed. But, it is indeed correct that nobody can tell you that you ARE attractive, because even if 99% of people would agree with them, someone will always disagree, and they have every right to due to it being an opinion based concept.
In conclusion: You are simultaneously gorgeous, an ugly fuck, and everything in between, no matter what you look like, depending on whose looking at you.
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So pay no attention to those who say you are ugly, because in reality, they make themselves feel better about their own miserable predicament by picking on someone else.
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Help me, I'm holding on for dear life
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