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Old 12-26-2010, 07:29 AM   #26
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Oooh! I have a joke!

Gay marriage.
Just tell me...

WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH THIS???
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Old 12-27-2010, 04:24 AM   #27
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Old 12-27-2010, 03:47 PM   #28
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I hate double-standards. I mean, if a girl sleeps with a bunch a guys she's labelled a slut, but if a guy does it then he's gay. Not cool.
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Old 12-27-2010, 04:39 PM   #29
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2 indians and a red neck are walking thru the forest when they come upon a cave.
One indian walks up to the mouth of the cave and yells "whoo whoo whoo". he gets and asnwer back "whoo whoo whoo" so he takes off his loin cloth and runs in.
The red neck asks why and the second indian informs him of the indian mating ritual when all the young squas are in caves waiting for a man to sew his seed.

They come upon a second cave and the second Indian sez "Wow there have got to be at least 4 in this cave. He yells in "whooo whooo whooo" gets and loud answer "Whoo whooo whoo" so he tears of his clothes and runs in.

the redneck walks alone until he comes upon the biggest cave by far. He yells in "WHOOOOO WHOOOOO WHOOOO" and gets the loudsest answer back."WHOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOO" so he tears off his clothes and runs in.

The Headline in the paper the next day read, "Naked redneck killed by freight train"
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Old 01-20-2011, 08:15 PM   #30
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COPPER WIRE
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit ' s, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".

One week later, the state’s Dept of Minerals and Energy in Western Australia , reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in Western Australia ’s Pilbara region, Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely fuck all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless."
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Old 01-21-2011, 09:22 AM   #31
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always remember you are uniqe just like everyone else.

and that's a joke, ok??
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